If you campaigned for the presidency on a promise to destroy these assholes, you would win a landslide the size of FDR in 1936, when he campaigned on a promise to destroy these assholes.
Yes, Peter decided that the continued existence of our democracies isn't compatible with his desired level of personal freedom.
An absolute enemy of humanity.
An absolute enemy of humanity.
February 3, 2026 at 12:17 AM
If you campaigned for the presidency on a promise to destroy these assholes, you would win a landslide the size of FDR in 1936, when he campaigned on a promise to destroy these assholes.
I promise to quit drinking if they give me the job.
BREAKING NEWS: The White House has begun the process of looking for a new secretary of defense, according to a U.S. official who was not authorized to speak publicly.
The White House has begun process of looking for new secretary of defense
The White House has begun the process of looking for a new secretary of defense, according to a U.S. official who was not authorized to speak publicly.
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April 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I promise to quit drinking if they give me the job.
This is the year it happens.
I promise.
I promise.
January 1, 2026 at 5:56 PM
This is the year it happens.
I promise.
I promise.
The best girl there ever was. A promise made is a promise kept...
October 13, 2025 at 2:10 PM
The best girl there ever was. A promise made is a promise kept...
The president’s number one promise was to drive inflation down.
Instead, he drove it up.
Instead, he drove it up.
April 10, 2026 at 7:00 PM
The president’s number one promise was to drive inflation down.
Instead, he drove it up.
Instead, he drove it up.
Wisconsin Supreme Court justices have a profound responsibility: protecting the rights of the people and delivering on the promise of equal justice under the law. Judge Chris Taylor is the only candidate running for Wisconsin’s Supreme Court with a proven record of delivering on that promise.
April 1, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Wisconsin Supreme Court justices have a profound responsibility: protecting the rights of the people and delivering on the promise of equal justice under the law. Judge Chris Taylor is the only candidate running for Wisconsin’s Supreme Court with a proven record of delivering on that promise.
The only promise Donald Trump has kept to the American people is the “dictator on day one” promise.
August 5, 2026 at 12:16 PM
The only promise Donald Trump has kept to the American people is the “dictator on day one” promise.
Breaking the promise of Social Security is a betrayal. @maxwellfrost.bsky.social
May 2, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Breaking the promise of Social Security is a betrayal. @maxwellfrost.bsky.social
Saying “I promise not to drink on the job” because you have a record of drinking on the job, should be disqualifying as fuck for ANY job, let alone the Secretary of Defense.
Why didn’t he also say, “I promise not to sexually assault any women on the job.”
Is sexual assault not as disqualifying?
Why didn’t he also say, “I promise not to sexually assault any women on the job.”
Is sexual assault not as disqualifying?
December 5, 2024 at 2:00 PM
Saying “I promise not to drink on the job” because you have a record of drinking on the job, should be disqualifying as fuck for ANY job, let alone the Secretary of Defense.
Why didn’t he also say, “I promise not to sexually assault any women on the job.”
Is sexual assault not as disqualifying?
Why didn’t he also say, “I promise not to sexually assault any women on the job.”
Is sexual assault not as disqualifying?
I promise you that the government that murdered Alex Pretti and Renee Good does not give a flying fuck about the protests in Iran.
February 28, 2026 at 8:30 AM
I promise you that the government that murdered Alex Pretti and Renee Good does not give a flying fuck about the protests in Iran.
Today proves that Republicans were serious about one promise: to cut taxes for the wealthy. All the rest was bullshit.
July 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Today proves that Republicans were serious about one promise: to cut taxes for the wealthy. All the rest was bullshit.
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May 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Donald Trump promised to run the country the same way he ran his businesses—and he sure did.
Promise made, promise kept.
Promise made, promise kept.
March 11, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Donald Trump promised to run the country the same way he ran his businesses—and he sure did.
Promise made, promise kept.
Promise made, promise kept.
How we've failed the promise of making “genocide” a crime
How we've failed the promise of making “genocide” a crime
The lawyer Raphael Lemkin hoped to use international law to curb abuses of power. But his efforts were curtailed from the start.
www.motherjones.com
July 15, 2025 at 1:51 PM
How we've failed the promise of making “genocide” a crime
we fucked up bigtime when the internet slipped from the utopian promise of being able to connect with ANYone into the hellscape of being connected to EVERYone
September 30, 2026 at 1:21 AM
we fucked up bigtime when the internet slipped from the utopian promise of being able to connect with ANYone into the hellscape of being connected to EVERYone
Report: Girlfriend Probably Reading Some Book Called ‘The Midwife’s Promise’
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April 28, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Report: Girlfriend Probably Reading Some Book Called ‘The Midwife’s Promise’
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“This language from the Vice President betrays so much of the promise we have as a nation.”
November 1, 2025 at 4:44 AM
“This language from the Vice President betrays so much of the promise we have as a nation.”
As the forces of hatred are on the march, my promise is this:
Our trans neighbors will continue to be safe, protected, and welcome in Minnesota.
Our trans neighbors will continue to be safe, protected, and welcome in Minnesota.
February 7, 2025 at 10:02 PM
As the forces of hatred are on the march, my promise is this:
Our trans neighbors will continue to be safe, protected, and welcome in Minnesota.
Our trans neighbors will continue to be safe, protected, and welcome in Minnesota.
that’s the weird little guys promise 🫡
Listen to this if you wanna get angrier than you've ever been
New Weird Little Guys: Segregation Forever
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October 1, 2026 at 7:24 PM
that’s the weird little guys promise 🫡
November 17, 2024 at 11:40 PM