#theNEWpriapeia
Funny, I was just writing about baptism. #TheNewPRIAPEIA
For those who find me find life and receive favour from FATHER!
September 21, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Try #TheNewPRIAPEIA -- good, clean fun.
July 28, 2026 at 1:42 PM
"I promised your mother I wouldn't teach you my religion -- but..."
-- #TheNewPriapeia avail on Kindle, KDU, and paperback on Amazon
May 19, 2026 at 11:27 AM
Thoughts on colors? #TheNEWPriapeia
August 27, 2026 at 4:55 PM
It just happened today. The Autumnal Equinox. Did you notice the axis of the earth hitting the balance point? Can you feel the shift? Take a moment today and celebrate the harvest -- prepare for winter. And read #TheNewPRIAPEIA
September 22, 2026 at 9:25 PM
I've just begun writing the 2nd volume of #TheNewPriapeia but I do love volume one! Intended to be an intro chapter to a much larger work, I fell in love with the relationship between Jule and his Priapus-worshipping grandfather and just stayed with it. Come to the garden and see for yourself.
August 23, 2026 at 6:47 PM
With the content label this promo will surely receive, that will be four out of five for me with this book. Honestly, I couldn't think of a better way to illustrate the need for this story -- why is everybody so afraid of the penis?
#TheNewPriapeia
May 20, 2026 at 7:28 PM
There's nothing like waking up to a new 5-star Rating! Thanks, anonymous reader! I have a soft spot for this book, so I'm very grateful.
#TheNEWpriapeia
August 29, 2026 at 1:38 PM
I just hit 10K (literally, I happened to glance down at the exact moment) in #TheNewPRIAPEIA volume 2. So far, I love how this is developing. It took longer to get Jule home to the garden from NYC than I was expecting, but he's back and growing like a weed.
September 22, 2026 at 9:51 PM
I've barely gotten 5K into Volume 2 of #TheNEWPriapeia but its inspired all kinds of creative flow, so I'm riding it. Just to give you a little something, so far, Jule is not enjoying his time in NYC -- the swim coach doesn't like his big... you know.
August 25, 2026 at 9:05 PM
The last of our #Back2School offerings in our Literature Lunchbox series. And don't worry, it's not about the size of your thermos -- it's about whether it can keep its contents hot. #TheNEWPriapeia
September 1, 2026 at 5:44 PM
I know 5K isn't a lot, but it's a start -- and it gets me through what's been a difficult sequence to write. What I thought would be a single page of exposition has ended up at 5K -- so like me. Damn you, present tense!
#theNEWpriapeia #volume2
August 29, 2026 at 2:00 PM