#thearistocrats
MONDAY: US throws Argentina a financial life raft

TUESDAY: Argentina doubles soybean sales to China, “further pricing out” American farmers.

@axios.com
www.axios.com/newsletters/...
September 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
"The rich aren't like you and me" was never so true.
#TheAristocrats 🤣
March 31, 2026 at 5:57 PM
December 1, 2024 at 6:26 PM
James Comer is bringing Hillary Clinton before his committee to testify about Epstein despite having zero contact with him, but not Epstein’s neighbor Howard Lutnick who lied about his connections to Epstein over many years which is proven in the files.
February 4, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Looking forward to Alia in DUNE III

#TheAristocrats #DUNE
March 19, 2026 at 9:31 AM
The Pitching and Defense Boston Red Sox Ladies and Gentlemen #thearistocrats
April 7, 2026 at 12:06 AM
"They called it a WHAT'S HARP ?!?!"

💸🤯😱😵‍💫🤬💸

❤️‍🔥🥁🎸🎙️🎷📺📖📻✌️🙏✊🌈☮️💜🎼🇵🇸

#FredArmisen #FreePalestine #Hashtag #TheAristocrats
Fred Armisen's SNL Badumtiss Drum Solo
Alt: Fred Armisen's SNL Badumtiss Drum Solo
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September 30, 2026 at 11:15 PM
I've got a killer act:
People frustrated with leftist purity spirals
People frustrated with centrist cowardice
People frustrated with semantic proxies for political action

...all arguing at once, on top of a screenshot with five kinds of discourse compression layers.

thearistocrats bluesky social
April 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
February 21, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Since I am recommending documentaries, let me also include “The Aristocrats” directed by Penn Jillette and Paul Provenza.

The most prolific dirty joke told by some of history’s greatest comedians.

#documentary #comedy #thearistocrats
September 4, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Evidence politics is all just vibes now: When Ezra Klein and Derek Thompson argue zombie regs are driving the affordability crisis in blue cities, they get dismissed as neolib shills.

Zohran Mamdani says the same thing at a food cart, and it's socialism.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyL4...
NYC is Suffering from Halalflation
YouTube video by Zohran Mamdani for NYC
www.youtube.com
June 26, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Jazz fusion prog rock trio The Aristocrats have added a show in Paris to their massive European tour next year. They will play at Le Cigale on June 1.

www.herecomestheflood.com/2025/07/the-...

#thearistocrats #inconcert #paris #lecigale
The Aristocrats: Paris show added to European 2026 tour
A blog about music. The good stuff only.
www.herecomestheflood.com
July 31, 2025 at 6:23 PM
October 29, 2024 at 11:15 PM
The act is called #TheAristocrats!
November 21, 2024 at 3:07 AM
Jazz fusion prog rock trio The Aristocrats have announced the second leg of their North American Tour for Spring 2025. Tickets go on sale Friday December 6th at 12PM (venue local time).

www.herecomestheflood.com/2024/12/the-...

#music #thearistocrats #ontour
The Aristocrats: North American Spring 2025 tour dates
A blog about music. The good stuff only.
www.herecomestheflood.com
December 4, 2024 at 10:16 AM
Emcee: "What do you call yourselves?"
(in unison): "The Aristocrats!"
#PedoProtectors #TheAristocrats #DirtiestJoke
March 2, 2026 at 9:15 PM
That's a great act! What do you call it?
#TheAristocrats
August 4, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Well #TheARISTOCRATS movie is now old enough to watch itself.

The folks at @Cracked Magazine help celebrate the movie’s 20th anniversary with this:

An Oral History of ‘The Aristocrats’ with @PennJillette and @PaulProvenza

www.cracked.com/article_4781...
An Oral History of ‘The Aristocrats’ with Penn Jillette and Paul Provenza
The 2005 comedy documentary turns 20 years old and the filmmakers share the behind-the-scenes story
www.cracked.com
August 12, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Executing him would have me rolling in the aisles!

#thearistocrats
December 17, 2024 at 6:41 AM
Afternoon and now for something completely different a song about the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs youtu.be/p39bZEdbe-Y?... #thearistocrats #dinosaurs #guthriegovan #brianbellar
Bad Asteroid
YouTube video by The Aristocrats - Topic
youtu.be
November 18, 2024 at 12:11 PM
Today, Generals and Flag Officers sat there thinking, "This is the DUMBEST son of a bitch on the planet."

Which one were they talking about? Take your pick.
October 1, 2025 at 1:39 PM
June 8, 2025 at 4:35 AM
KONSER’DEN:
The Aristocrats
@ IF Performance Hall, Beşiktaş
03.05.2026

@vilehandrad ‘ın değerli katkısıyla…

Sgt. Rockhopper
youtu.be/RSKJ8z5LGTU?...

Spanish Eddie & Marco Minnemann Drum Solo
youtu.be/9QR_LGB2MTE?...

Get It Like That
youtu.be/2DcHQ-YipxM?...

#TheAristocrats
The Aristocrats - Sgt. Rockhopper (Live) @ IF Performance Hall, Beşiktaş (02.05.2026)
YouTube video by Sesini Aç
youtu.be
May 3, 2026 at 11:42 AM
January 15, 2026 at 4:56 AM