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Late, but I was busy, and I'm still gonna use any excuse to post my OCs with #artfight coming up, dammit. Anyway, here's a pair of dads being dads for your daily dose of dad
#splatoon #splatoon3 #splatoonoc #fathersday #thebastardking
June 24, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Big Man complementing his father's ever-present aura, as he should 📸
#splatoon #splatoon3 #splatoonoc #thebastardking
June 18, 2026 at 1:30 AM
How nice, 6/9 is Lil Man's birthday! If we're following the Splatoon timeline, he'd just be turning 3 💙
#splatoon #splatoon3 #splatoonoc #thebastardking
June 10, 2026 at 3:50 AM
It's not easy being a mom, but it has its perks ❤️
(Ew, this is old, but fuck it, we ball)
#mothersday #splatoon #squidsisters #splatoonoc #thebastardking
May 11, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Imma just keep this gravy train goin'.
EVIL Big Man CEO (co-starring Lil Man) and him as an EVIL markable plushie.

Also, it was apparently Portal 2's 15th anniversary and I didn't know that (I didn't play it lol), so this is clearly a sign
#splatoon #splatoon3 #deepcut #portal2 #thebastardking
April 20, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Local sea pancake holds his smol son, news at 11
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March 16, 2026 at 5:01 AM
y̵̛̘͉͊̓͜o̸̡̝̗͈͇͌u̷̖̼̅͒'̴̬͓͒̓̏̍͘v̵̹͉̳̪̽̕e̴͓͐͒̎̾͐ ̶̟̏͗́̕͠m̵̨̈́̈́̓e̸̦͆͋̆t̸͉̉ ̷͖͇̂͗ẅ̷̟̪̰́̉͛i̸̡̛͈̫̲͂̑ẗ̷͎̭́̂h̷̨͚̠̓͒͒ ̸͓̻̀͘ā̵̪͚͉̫̹͑̈́̊́ ̷̢͉̰̏͜t̸̟͕̭̤̎͂e̸̛͉̼̖̒r̵̲̩̩̐̂͘͜r̴̡̟̘̆i̸̯̩̳̣͚̐b̵̼͚̲̣̘͗̀̽l̵̼̟͊͒e̶͉̞͘ ̴̨͙̘̫͓͝f̷͉̈́ȁ̸̛͉̰̜̈́͆͘t̷͇̖̺̖͋ͅẹ̸̛̬̮͐͋̑̔ ̴͔͕̈́̈́ȟ̵̯̈́̃ä̴̫͓̯̩́̆̿̈͜͠v̴̲̣͕͖̩͌ē̸̡͔̙͎n̶̗̺̂́̎'̷͉̑͑͌̾t̷̩̠̖̫͑͗̔͝ ̸̥̓͋̒͠y̷̺͇̗͇͗́̓o̷̧͖͈͔̽̃̑ͅṷ̴̥̈́͝?̷̢̛̯͇̻́̽̀̾
#splatoon #splatoonoc #salmonrun #bigrun #friday13th #thebastardking
March 14, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Lil Man being a silly lil guy in a silly lil world
#splatoon #splatoon3 #splatoonoc #thebastardking #pinkart
February 24, 2026 at 12:46 AM
POV: You know Inklings can't swim, so you insult one on the shoreline and find out not only can he swim, but he's faster than you. And hungry.
#splatoon #splatoonoc #thebastardking #friday13th
February 14, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Lil Man couldn't choose between his friends or family, so he chose Team Solo (It totally also wasn't for the color)
#splatoon #splatoonoc #splatoon3 #thebastardking
January 12, 2026 at 1:55 AM
First art of the year of a lil toothy guy ✨
(Why're there no teeth emojis, this is an outrage)
#splatoon #splatoon3 #splatoonoc #thebastardking
January 2, 2026 at 8:04 AM
To the surprise of absolutely no one, Pacifica has a concerning amount of people (gooners) attracted to her 😔
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December 29, 2025 at 6:10 PM
As the seasons come and go, no matter what, Little Man will always be Big Man's, uh, little man 💖
#splatoon #splatoon3 #splatoonoc #deepcut #thebastardking #christmas
December 26, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Local dork (Little Man) and his fuzzy girlfriend (Pacifica) at a photoshoot, sending their warmest regards this season 🎄
#splatoon #slatoon3 #splatoonoc #thebastardking
December 26, 2025 at 4:43 AM
✨Repost Time ✨
This Splatsgiving, show your friends how thankful you are for them by inviting them over for dinner.

...They might BECOME the dinner, but that's a risk you're willing to take 😋🐟🍽️
#splatoon #splatoonoc #thebastardking #thanksgiving
November 28, 2025 at 4:52 AM
No, Little Man got his piercings to match with Shiver and Frye because he thought it was a cool fashion statement
#splatoon #splatoonoc #thebastardking
November 28, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Well, they're inkfish and can change hair/ink color as needed, but these are the default colors
#splatoon #splatoonoc #thebastardking
November 28, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Despite her sweet nature, Pacifica can be a bit manipulative and duplicitous. She can persuade people into thinking she agrees with their opinions while truly not caring about them in the slightest 💅
#splatoon #splatoonoc #thebastardking
November 20, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Pacifica is very sweet, even-tempered and perceptive 💖🦊🐙
#splatoon #splatoonoc #thebastardking
November 20, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Shellsea doesn't regret her scars, but it is kind of annoying to explain over and over again how she got them to new people (She got mauled by her ex-bf)
#splatoon #splatoonoc #thebastardking
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 AM
#OC-tober Day 31: Crossover
Just two men enjoying a night of tricks and treats~! 🎃💖👻
#splatoon #splatoonoc #thebastardking
November 1, 2025 at 6:41 AM
#OC-tober Day 30: Angst/Wounded
Maybe this isn't angst at all or wounded in a traditional sense, but ain't no way bro's coming back from this 🥀😭🙏
#splatoon #splatoonoc #thebastardking
November 1, 2025 at 5:44 AM
#OC-tober Day 29: As a Creepy Doll
Okay, so Pacifica knows she's not a doll, but she's still trying her best to scare you. (Be nice and tell her she's scary! ✨)
#splatoon #splatoonoc #thebastardking
November 1, 2025 at 5:40 AM
#OC-tober Day 28: Tattoos/Scars
Shellsea got her injuries from her ex-bf, but considering he was trying to kill her, surviving with a few scrapes and scratches isn't too bad of a trade-off
#splatoon #splatoonoc #thebastardking
November 1, 2025 at 5:09 AM
#OC-tober Day 28: Band/Idol AU
Well, Lil Man's already an idol and has a band, so he's just just warming up for a jam session 🎶
#splatoon #splatoonoc #thebastardking
November 1, 2025 at 4:56 AM