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#thecrackship
#the_carnie #fnaf_the_carnie #carnie #fnafau #fnafoc
Carnie-how many fingers am I holding up? Seb- two? Carnie-thats a relief Seb-Carnie? Carnie- hmm? seb- what were they talking about? Carnie-they were talking about your pulse.. or lack there of! Seb- thanks Carnie-where are you going?
June 10, 2026 at 12:39 AM
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Had to put the last one & this one together
Head Chef Bot- I-i dont really understand what I did wrong... Carnie-Y-yeah! Just a dec! I-im not mad! Promise! (Btw Carnie put his head back in his hands & is blushing madly, we can see through the crack aome of Head Chef Bot's fingers) Ps- i dont remember what i wrote as that poster & I can't make it out, so it's going to be something different next time.(It's going to be the bite of 87)
June 1, 2026 at 3:35 PM
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Dead dove: do not eat!! (Some crazy stuff's coming up so get ready)
All ... *They all look at seb, whos sat against the wall holding their head* Dean- yall wanna get some food Susan- sounds good! *Carnie takes his head out of his hands & looks to Seb* Carnie-Mystery person, are you ok? Seb- ...No- what- *Seb continues to rub their head* *HCB tries to open the door but Carnies fat rump is right in front of it so she can only crack it before it bumps him* Head Chef Bot- Carnie? Can we talk about this?
June 1, 2026 at 3:30 PM
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#FNAFau #comic #transartist
*Molly takes Seb's wrist in her hand* *Molly drops Seb* Seb- *groan* Dean & Susan- ... Molly- uh- guys- Seb doesn't have a pulse... Dean- ... What does that mean? Seb- uhh- i hear ringing Susan - well- Dean- living beings need a pulse to survive. Dean- right...
May 27, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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*Carnie slides down with the door agaisnt his back as he puts his head in his hands* Susan- she has a penis. & She's already used it to harm, i think 3 strikes & she's out. Seb- why would she- Molly- how big is it? Se- why would you ask that?! Su- roughly 6ft, i'd say... *Seb faints & molly catches them*
May 21, 2026 at 2:22 AM
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#thecrackship
#FnafAU
Carnie- OH MY GOD! Outside of Carnie's FazerBlast Dean- is it ok to leave The Carnie alonevwith Head Chef Bot? Susan- He'll be fine, I need her distracted Susan- this job is easy, I don't doubt your ability, just... kepp a close eye on Head Chaf Bot... she's got a- Carnie- AAAAAAA *Carnie runs through the door & slams it behind himself*
May 15, 2026 at 4:01 PM
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#thecrackship
#carniexheadchefbot #hw2 #FNAF12 #FNAFhw2 #FNAF1
Carnie- What are you doing to them? ??- ack! Golden Freddy- what do you vare, what, do you want to be non lethal for his punishment? *The fox has lost all his cold attire bc GF knows why he's wearing it* Carnie-sure, everyone deserves a second chance! *HCB gets Carnie's attention as he says that* GF telaports themselves and ??* Head chef bot- there will be more. I can protect us, with this.
May 14, 2026 at 1:54 PM
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#transartist #GoldenFreddy
??- yaha! Yee got ya! Carnie- whoa! Carnie- what the fuck is your problem?! ??- gulp* Golden Freddy- stand down, this is our fight. ??- grr! Cassidy. Golden Freddy- & Andrew, & don't forget!
May 13, 2026 at 3:21 PM
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#headchefbot #hw2 #thecarnie #FNAF_The_Carnie #FNAFau #FNAF
Somewhere else ( in the pizzaplex) ??- hahaha! Finally~ ??- now no one will remember the fallfest fire after i unleash this! Seb- Carnie! Head Chef Bot! Come back here for a moment! Carnie- erm, yes, mystery person?
May 12, 2026 at 4:08 PM
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#thecrackship
#CarniexHeadChefBot #TheCarnie #FNAF_Carnie
Seb says to Carnie "the east Arcade is having renovations, & you're getting a friend to help you with Fazerblast!" Carnie replies "... I dont need help... Who is this friend, is it you?" Molly says "here she is" & seb pipes up "oh! This is so exciting!" Susan & Dean walk through the door Head Chef Bot through Carnies eyes Yay they met!
February 17, 2026 at 6:33 PM
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#thecrackship #thecarnie #carnie_fnaf
Something falls & makes a noise, directing the flashlight holder to point it in front of them, the other person is looking in front of herself at a shadowy figure, the flashlight holder mutters "its so dark & spooky!" & The other says "uh, Seb?" "theres an animatronic in front of you." She finishes, as Seb directs their flashlight to Carnie, & lets out an "eep!" "Helloo~" says Carnie He holds out his hand, saying "what's your name? Dont get visitors much." Seb says "my name's not important, what is important is that we have news for you!" "Ok..." Carnie replies
February 14, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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#thecrackship #fnafau
Susan screams "What the FUCK is that!?" From afar On the other side of the room from Carnie, 2 unknown characters chat, unknown 1 says "ugh! *Cough* & unkown 2 says "eww, whats that smell", & the other replies"hah! Be glad it's not rot smell!" They come in through the door Unkown 2 says "have you ever met... The animatronic in h-here?" The other says "Nope" & she closes the door Unknown 2 says "hey! This bot is a bear, right? M-maybe they'll be sweet, like freddy!" Unkown 1 is done with their crap, sighing, both characters are walking foward Unkown 2 says "where is it?" & The other replies "Dude, are you scared?" & They reply back, "Dont call me dude..." Unknown 2 is looking around the space with a flashlight
February 13, 2026 at 8:54 PM
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#TheCrackship
Susan questions why as Head Chef Bot turns around, much to the continuous confusion of Susan A click is heard(from Head Chef Bot) & Dean reacts by shaking & holding himself as he whinpers Susan tries to comfort her coworker while he crys, Head Chef Bot is doing maintenance trust Meanwhile, elsewhere... A bear is holding a blunt & sighing
February 6, 2026 at 2:49 AM
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4 #HeadChefBot #FNAF #FNAFHelpWanted2 #FNAFHW2
Susan says "will you let us do maintenance on you?" & Head Chef Bot replies, "maint-enance?" Susan hoes yo pick up the check list Dean dropped, she reads from it, saying; "yeah.. says here... You've been given a replacement voicebox... We'll have to open your chest cavity.. that ok?" Head chef bot thinks for a moment, then says "could i put the voicebox in?" Susan replies "sure, but we are getting paid... So... Maybe dont let them know we just stood- or- laid around..." Dean looks up at Head Chef Bot in shock & horror, seems like hes frozen, Head Chef Bot sees this & is sad he's so upset Susan hands Head Chef Bot a Faz-Wrench
February 5, 2026 at 12:31 PM
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And, you can't afford to, either!" Says susan, as she looks a little impatient, "ive been to your house, so, come on!" Hello!" Says Head Chef Bot to Dean, " Welcome back to El Chip! Come to "get your rocks off" like last time?" Are you Alright? Do you need assistance?" Asks Head Chef Bot, looks like her programing has almost gone off, already, "p-p-ple-please get away!" Dean stammers, hes frozen in terror Susan distracts Head Chef Bot by saying "yes, i need your assistance" She turns toward the human, listening
January 16, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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"I cant," says Dean, " not after what that THING did to me... now I'm supposed to repair it & convince it to... move... somehow." Dean & a woman stand facing the door to el chip Ugh", says the woman "must've been something BAD, what El Chip do?" She starts to walk toward El Chip restaurant. "Huh??" Stammers Dean Dean scrambles to grab the woman & stop her progress, "no! I-it was the head chef bot! & i-it raped me!" Explains Dean, " pfft, hows that even POSSIBLE? Its not programmed to fuck or.. stuff.." conters the woman Dean grabs the qoman by her shoulders & turns her to look at him, " no! Susan, you CAN'T go in there! It'll GET you!" "Uh, im not losing my job because you're paranoid!" Says susan
January 15, 2026 at 5:41 PM
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Looking at the front of el chip in Freddy Fazbear's mega pizzaplex Some guy standing in front of the el chip door looking scared & shaking, behind him, we see some of the pizzaplex Hey dean", someone yells from the right of the guy, "eek!" Dean exclaims, as he sweats & scrunches in on himself Whoa..." says the person to the left of Dean, "Dean... chill
January 15, 2026 at 5:23 PM