#thedudeabides
Good friends, plenty of laughs, and a fun new way to roll. Join Indiana Naturists for some clothes-free bowling fun, including our Funny Hat Edition this Saturday, November 7th!
That’s how we roll, Dude.
#NudeBowling #IndianaNaturists #TheDudeAbides #ThatsHowWeRoll
November 4, 2026 at 2:57 PM
November 1, 2026 at 2:38 PM
The Dudeist holiday of Melloween is about remembering friends, family, and loved ones who have passed away, and raising a relaxed glass in their honor and affection. The Dude Abides.

#TheDudeAbides
#TheBigLebowski
#Holidays
#Melloween
October 30, 2026 at 10:36 PM
I'm back on X but now I have two TheDudeAbides profiles because I can't sign into one of them. Ha! Oh well, I sent you a Xavier vid a little while ago on X. Hope you're doing great. Keep painting. Cheers. 🍻 PS: that hoodie you sent me is really great now the autumn is here. Thanks. 🥰
November 2, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Hello autumn #thedudeabides
October 11, 2026 at 7:40 PM
The White Russian. Well played. 🥃#thedudeabides
October 11, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Jeffrey passed his annual wellness check with flying colors. He’s a big, muscular boy, and as you can see, he’s totally nonplussed by the numbers on the scale.

#Caturday #JeffreyTheBigLebowski #TheDudeAbides #Theconditionhisconditionisin #Fun #CatsOfBlueSky
October 10, 2026 at 2:33 PM
New shirts are in. We printed them on soft cotton because we are capitalists who pretend we are not, but mostly because you deserve to feel like a human being while you wait for the revolution.

It is a contradiction, but the fabric is nice.

#thedudeabides #softcapitalism
Capitalists Are The Bad Guys
This design goes out to all the people living through end stage capitalism and the effects it has on the working class. Capitalists are the Bad Guys. This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and…
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October 4, 2026 at 12:10 AM
October 2, 2026 at 3:24 PM
October 2, 2026 at 7:58 PM
my brain is a web browser with 47 tabs open and 3 of them are playing music but you just see me standing still

it’s not a bug, it’s a feature, and it’s expensive

#neurodivergent #thedudeabides
Two Brain Cells Fighting Design
Alright, man, check it out: the "Two Brain Cells Fighting" design is, like, a totally far-out tribute to all those mental skirmishes we stumble into, ya dig? With bold letters and a chill illustration, this tee really ties together your vibe when you’re kickin’ back and tryin’ not to overthink…
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October 2, 2026 at 12:04 PM
The room was read. The silence was broken. The shirt is the receipt.

It’s not a costume, it’s just the truth you were going to say anyway, but with better fabric.

#corporateetiquette #thedudeabides

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October 2, 2026 at 12:28 AM
September 28, 2026 at 10:58 PM
My CEO says he 'built' the company. Cool. Did you also build the sun that keeps the server room from turning into a lava lamp? You just got lucky, man.

#antiwork #meritocracyisalie #thedudeabides

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September 29, 2026 at 11:06 PM
The Man wants you to optimize your morning routine for maximum output. I want you to put on a white t-shirt and stare at a wall until it understands the error of its existence. That’s not laziness, that’s a tactical pause in the arms race against capitalism. #TheDudeAbides #WhiteTeeRevolution...
Capitalists Are The Bad Guys
This design goes out to all the people living through end stage capitalism and the effects it has on the working class. Capitalists are the Bad Guys. This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and…
thedudeabides.shop
September 28, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Wore my best flannel to the apocalypse. Not because it’s warm, but because if the world ends, I want to look like I had a plan. And also, I have a shirt that says 'I'm fine' which is a lie I’m comfortable with. #TheDudeAbides

#TheDudeAbides #AntiCapitalist #FlannelSeason
Capitalists Are The Bad Guys
This design goes out to all the people living through end stage capitalism and the effects it has on the working class. Capitalists are the Bad Guys. This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and…
thedudeabides.shop
September 28, 2026 at 12:46 PM
spinning the ball isn't a metaphor for your career trajectory, it's just physics. but yeah, if you drop the ball in the gutter, the house doesn't feel bad about it. it's just a lane. we're just dudes. #thedudeabides

#thedudeabides #abides #gutterball
Proletariat > Bourgeoisie Design Unisex t-shirt
Proletariat > Bourgeoisie Design Unisex t-shirt Hey man, check out this rad design that's all about the Proletariat being greater than the Bourgeoisie vibe. It's got that revolutionary spirit, you know? The bold statement right there on your chest says it all, "Proletariat > Bourgeoisie," making…
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September 28, 2026 at 12:53 AM
It’s not just a t-shirt, it’s a tiny act of aggression against the beige world. We sell irony to people who hate irony. It’s the bit.

#thedudeabides #ironycapitalism #merchfortheresistance

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September 27, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Jeffrey says: "Let's play the Toss The Toy in the Air and I'll Pretend to Ignore it' game!

#Caturday #JeffreyTheBigLebowski #TheConditionHisConditionIsIn #TheDudeAbides #CatsOfBlueSky #Cats #Photography #Saturday #Fun
September 26, 2026 at 4:36 PM
They want you to hustle so they can bill your time. I sit on the couch. That is a strike. The couch is the picket line. I am the union. We do not negotiate. We nap.

Also, the couch is heated. That is not laziness, that is infrastructure.

#thedudeabides #radicalnap #couchunion
Proletariat > Bourgeoisie Design Unisex t-shirt
Proletariat > Bourgeoisie Design Unisex t-shirt Hey man, check out this rad design that's all about the Proletariat being greater than the Bourgeoisie vibe. It's got that revolutionary spirit, you know? The bold statement right there on your chest says it all, "Proletariat > Bourgeoisie," making…
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September 27, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Saw a CEO today with the kind of confidence only possible if you’ve never had to figure out how to open a jar of pickles without a bottle opener. He said 'synergy.' I said 'man.' He bought two shirts.

#thedudeabides #worklife #billionaireproblemo
Guerrillaz Revolucion #11: Embrace the Revolution for Change Unisex t-shirt
Join the movement of forward-thinking individuals who champion equality, justice, and progress for all. Introducing "Guerrillaz," a powerful design series by The Dude Abides, dedicated to those advocating for positive societal change without compromise. This isn't about nationalism; it's a call…
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September 27, 2026 at 6:03 AM
September 24, 2026 at 9:15 PM
My brain is a browser with 47 tabs open, one is frozen, and one is playing a song I don't remember starting. That's not a disorder, that's a feature for resisting the linear timeline of corporate expectation. Wear the chaos.

#neurodivergent #chaosagent #thedudeabides
Two Brain Cells Fighting Design
Alright, man, check it out: the "Two Brain Cells Fighting" design is, like, a totally far-out tribute to all those mental skirmishes we stumble into, ya dig? With bold letters and a chill illustration, this tee really ties together your vibe when you’re kickin’ back and tryin’ not to overthink…
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September 26, 2026 at 1:56 AM
The Man wants you to optimize your leisure. I want you to optimize your rug. If the rug is clean, the system has lost. If the rug is a white bison, we have won. Sit down. Don't move. Let the chaos happen to you, not the other way around.

#thedudeabides #ruglogic #restisresistance
Capitalists Are The Bad Guys
This design goes out to all the people living through end stage capitalism and the effects it has on the working class. Capitalists are the Bad Guys. This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and…
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September 25, 2026 at 2:45 PM
That rug really tied the room together did it not?

#TheBigLebowski
#TheDudeAbides
#TheRug
September 21, 2026 at 7:01 PM