Drifting in and out of sleep in the same Cabinet meeting you referenced “Sleepy Joe” is nasty work
#TheJokesWriteThemselves
#TheJokesWriteThemselves
December 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Drifting in and out of sleep in the same Cabinet meeting you referenced “Sleepy Joe” is nasty work
#TheJokesWriteThemselves
#TheJokesWriteThemselves
Heyyy so TIL I’m a self-serving partisan extremist according to what passes for a governor in my state right now.
Goals.
(We coulda had a Black rocket scientist governor.)
#Arkansas
#TheJokesWriteThemselves so #PleaseDoNot
Goals.
(We coulda had a Black rocket scientist governor.)
#Arkansas
#TheJokesWriteThemselves so #PleaseDoNot
August 19, 2023 at 3:55 PM
Heyyy so TIL I’m a self-serving partisan extremist according to what passes for a governor in my state right now.
Goals.
(We coulda had a Black rocket scientist governor.)
#Arkansas
#TheJokesWriteThemselves so #PleaseDoNot
Goals.
(We coulda had a Black rocket scientist governor.)
#Arkansas
#TheJokesWriteThemselves so #PleaseDoNot
A man, who was carrying a backpack, went through the “nothing to declare” line when crossing from Hong Kong into mainland China. A search revealed he was carrying contraband. In fact, 104 scaly pieces of contraband. That’s how many live snakes were in his pants, China Customs officials said.
Man caught trying to smuggle 104 live snakes — in his pants
The man went through the “nothing to declare” line when crossing from Hong Kong into mainland China. A search found his pockets full of writhing, scaly contraband.
wapo.st
July 11, 2024 at 6:13 PM
Whatever they do, anyone who keeps up with them has a great career in comedy before them.
#TheJokesWriteThemselves
#TheJokesWriteThemselves
July 9, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Whatever they do, anyone who keeps up with them has a great career in comedy before them.
#TheJokesWriteThemselves
#TheJokesWriteThemselves
Hey! Wanna learn about ChatGPT but don't trust AI not to mess up the lesson?
Got you covered.
#chatgpt #aislop #thejokeswritethemselves #ordothey
Got you covered.
#chatgpt #aislop #thejokeswritethemselves #ordothey
July 13, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Hey! Wanna learn about ChatGPT but don't trust AI not to mess up the lesson?
Got you covered.
#chatgpt #aislop #thejokeswritethemselves #ordothey
Got you covered.
#chatgpt #aislop #thejokeswritethemselves #ordothey
Josh my-face-is-beyond-punchable Hawley sits in a hearing and with his full face says:
Silence is an admission.
#thejokeswritethemselves
Silence is an admission.
#thejokeswritethemselves
July 29, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Josh my-face-is-beyond-punchable Hawley sits in a hearing and with his full face says:
Silence is an admission.
#thejokeswritethemselves
Silence is an admission.
#thejokeswritethemselves
Hey! Wanna learn about AI but don't trust AI not to mess up the lesson?
Got you covered.
/deja vu edition
(PS The magazine may not have been written by AI but I bet that cover was designed by AI.)
#aislop #thejokeswritethemselves #dejavu #fml
Got you covered.
/deja vu edition
(PS The magazine may not have been written by AI but I bet that cover was designed by AI.)
#aislop #thejokeswritethemselves #dejavu #fml
July 25, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Hey! Wanna learn about AI but don't trust AI not to mess up the lesson?
Got you covered.
/deja vu edition
(PS The magazine may not have been written by AI but I bet that cover was designed by AI.)
#aislop #thejokeswritethemselves #dejavu #fml
Got you covered.
/deja vu edition
(PS The magazine may not have been written by AI but I bet that cover was designed by AI.)
#aislop #thejokeswritethemselves #dejavu #fml
Hey! Wanna learn about AI but don't trust AI not to mess up the lesson?
Got you covered.
/deja vu edition
(PS The magazine may not have been written by AI but I bet that cover was designed by AI.)
#aislop #thejokeswritethemselves #dejavu #fml
Got you covered.
/deja vu edition
(PS The magazine may not have been written by AI but I bet that cover was designed by AI.)
#aislop #thejokeswritethemselves #dejavu #fml
July 25, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Hey! Wanna learn about AI but don't trust AI not to mess up the lesson?
Got you covered.
/deja vu edition
(PS The magazine may not have been written by AI but I bet that cover was designed by AI.)
#aislop #thejokeswritethemselves #dejavu #fml
Got you covered.
/deja vu edition
(PS The magazine may not have been written by AI but I bet that cover was designed by AI.)
#aislop #thejokeswritethemselves #dejavu #fml
Frenchman fumbles with rifle and takes forever to shoot (and misses on top of it all). #TheJokesWriteThemselves
November 13, 2024 at 6:34 PM
Frenchman fumbles with rifle and takes forever to shoot (and misses on top of it all). #TheJokesWriteThemselves
It's the Commander in Beef
#politics
#thejokeswritethemselves
#lifeimitateslife
www.nbcnews.com/world/asia/b...
#politics
#thejokeswritethemselves
#lifeimitateslife
www.nbcnews.com/world/asia/b...
Buffalo named ‘Donald Trump’ is spared Eid sacrifice after viral fame in Bangladesh
The rare albino buffalo had been slated for ritual sacrifice for the Islamic holiday of Eid al-Adha, but authorities stepped in after it went viral over the perceived resemblance.
www.nbcnews.com
May 28, 2026 at 6:52 PM
It's the Commander in Beef
#politics
#thejokeswritethemselves
#lifeimitateslife
www.nbcnews.com/world/asia/b...
#politics
#thejokeswritethemselves
#lifeimitateslife
www.nbcnews.com/world/asia/b...
I’m not a dog person, so this doesn’t affect me, but if you are, make sure your dog doesn’t get busted by TSA. #TheJokesWriteThemselves
Kristi L. Noem, President Donald Trump’s nominee to lead the Department of Homeland Security, was confirmed by the Senate on Saturday, installing a Trump ally in a key policy role.
Kristi Noem confirmed by Senate as homeland security secretary
The role is key to Trump’s plans for the second term after his pledge to deport millions of undocumented immigrants and impose a crackdown at the U.S.-Mexico border.
wapo.st
January 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I’m not a dog person, so this doesn’t affect me, but if you are, make sure your dog doesn’t get busted by TSA. #TheJokesWriteThemselves
Skimming the "new on Netflix" on Instantwatcher I see "Breakin' 2", "Cherry 2000" and "Can't Stop the Music". #thejokeswritethemselves
December 7, 2024 at 10:42 PM
Skimming the "new on Netflix" on Instantwatcher I see "Breakin' 2", "Cherry 2000" and "Can't Stop the Music". #thejokeswritethemselves
December 27, 2024 at 6:10 PM
November 24, 2024 at 7:15 AM
RT @Coq_Au_Ginge: Nice to see @saracollinge is sharing her muffin with @wadds #TheJokesWriteThemselves
December 3, 2024 at 1:58 AM
RT @Coq_Au_Ginge: Nice to see @saracollinge is sharing her muffin with @wadds #TheJokesWriteThemselves