#theorybro
MKE DSA has good messaging. Hopeful, punchy, communicates a specific policy goal, and makes a call to action.

And 0 vague theorybro word salad.
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June 26, 2025 at 4:57 AM
you ask me more questions—
than the police who infiltrated
your movement

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May 16, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Theorybro named “chris” trying to school brown trans women from the global south that their feminism is actually bad.
June 18, 2025 at 4:34 PM
typical conspiracy theorybro
January 9, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I feel like Gooseworx could have Jax say "I'm trans" and every dime-a-dozen-rocks-for-brains theorybro will still say "actually Jax isn't trans, that's just uhhh his insecurities."
March 31, 2026 at 6:35 AM
i’m just curious about the quality of his work. i’m going to wait to finalize my opinion, but, from here, he sounds like the theorybro who didn’t really do the reading.

maybe i’ll reconsider.
August 13, 2026 at 12:22 AM
rhiannon: I'm not trying to be chauvinist or theorybro here but if people want to sound smart and important this badly they should just go read (and try to understand) some real theory, it might give them a broader and less self-centred perspective on things!
August 13, 2025 at 4:39 PM
if you're lucky, this is basically the end-state of being a theorybro in america
April 24, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Theorybros (he pulled the "you don't know anything about me" card so definitely a theorybro) groping towards the lived experience of the average tranny with alters and thinking they're being profound. Lol and indeed lmao.
August 3, 2025 at 10:37 AM
although my previous committee did drop it bc it was chud-coded apparently and the department head wrote Three Critiques of Existential Risk. the funny thing is we're already kinda like the acc theorybro containment school
February 1, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Also I am such an academic soft handed theorybro I completely ignore what sort of messaging would actually help convince people to take action in a way that helps my goals
September 21, 2024 at 3:52 PM
every dickhead who talks about their high IQ
every theorybro who quotes marx at you like memorizing the grundrisse is a personality trait
every dipshit who struts around like a peacock over how talented they are compared to others

they're all just looking for denied praise, they're deeply insecure.
August 17, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Every dsa person I've ever met was a mediocre theorybro(exactly the ones your picturing) . but that apparently varies quite a bit by chapter.
May 24, 2024 at 12:31 AM
Homey, I've seen numbers as high as 97% and as low as 85% voted for Kamala Harris for trans women, we tried our best to stop this.

Fuck off. Go find your average theorybro or reddit "leftist" to waffle at.

I'm done with bullshit, my rights are under threat directly thanks to fucksticks like you.
May 23, 2025 at 9:22 AM
gwen: nodders.

important we link everything to a communist framework and build an understanding of *how to apply a theoretical lens*; not in a theorybro "read lenin" way but in a way where we process things as a community based on mutual values and a shared wisdom
August 24, 2023 at 7:10 PM
world's straightest fnaf fan (who is not a 14yo theorybro) walking by:
🚶💕✨🎊🌈🌈🌈
August 11, 2025 at 5:19 PM
i really was born to be a wordcel theorybro jackalope bnuuy deerboygirl huh
July 20, 2023 at 1:48 PM
Huh, that's a little too much commitment to theorybro ideological purity for reelection. I am less surprised he lost than I was before.
June 26, 2024 at 8:00 PM
he might have stopped identifying as a Deleuzean by now idk. like the theorybro sphere he operated in has pretty much dissolved and been replaced with like, vaguely trad lifestylist postrats and such
January 5, 2026 at 8:31 PM
if things weren't getting so urgent I could put on my most obnoxious theorybro hat and write something about G Witch and Mallarmé's Coup de Dés
September 18, 2023 at 2:58 AM
I don't get the hate for deltarune chapter 5

So far chapter 4 is my favorite but chapter 5 still had some crazy stuff in it

& it's likely gonna be the last old adventure before shit gets real for good

Funny thing is i was afraid I was becoming a theorybro, but i actually liked chapter 5
July 1, 2026 at 3:31 PM
I swear I would rather kms than be stuck in room with a "leftist" theorybro white guy
October 20, 2024 at 11:11 PM
From the teaser alone I went "he is in the Lifestream, in a sort of AU world that contains only Midgar, but inside the Lifestream, not a traditional AU as we understand it"

Hindsigt 10/10 lol. Got flamed on Reddit for saying this by a theorybro fan tho lmao
October 28, 2025 at 11:19 AM
"the impression that accelerationism’s theorybro form of posturing seriousness is matched by the reactionary vapidity of its content"
November 9, 2024 at 10:46 PM
the era of the theorybro is over, let us usher in the theoryguy era
August 4, 2025 at 5:02 PM