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Anywho good job team, another #Monsterdon launched into space, and thanks as always to @Taweret for hosting ^_^

#theshecreature
December 15, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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i mean honestly, it's like, i want to watch The Asphyx again to clear my palette

but at least it wasn't Attack of the Star Creatures

#Monsterdon #theshecreature
December 15, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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it's amazing how many people die of mild to moderate scapula injuries in this universe

#Monsterdon #theshecreature
December 15, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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well that wasn't very good now, was it?

#Monsterdon #theshecreature
December 15, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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YES, we KNOW, it's a FIRE - we set it ourselves!

#Monsterdon #theshecreature
December 15, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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wow this movie really just fart-noises its way into the end credits doesn't it

#Monsterdon #theshecreature
December 15, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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"Wow, I evolve into _this_? No scales, no claws, no shell? No wonder I'm such a pushover!"

#Monsterdon #theshecreature
December 15, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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walk slowly away from the monster! let it trap you in the living room behind your desk!

#Monsterdon #theshecreature
December 15, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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honestly that one couch from the beginning has out-acted literally everyone else in this movie

#Monsterdon #theshecreature
December 15, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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"I will touch you gently, tiny dancer"

#Monsterdon #theshecreature
December 15, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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NOBODY in this movie can pick a fucking accent. ARE YOU ITALIAN? NORWEGIAN? WHAT THE FUCK, JUST PICK ONE

#Monsterdon #theshecreature
December 15, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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"it's the psychopathic ward for me"

"no, but carry on"

#Monsterdon #theshecreature
December 15, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Whelp those _plants_ won't remember this party

#Monsterdon #theshecreature
December 15, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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"What's she got that I ain't got?"

"Heterosexuality."

"Is _that_ what you think?"

#Monsterdon #theshecreature
December 15, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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all this makes me think of the SLEEEEEEP! guy from MST3K

#Monsterdon #theshecreature
December 15, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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They're opening for Michigan J. Frog

#Monsterdon #theshecreature
December 15, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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"Unfortunately, Miss Chapel, your dog and I are not compatible. So I ate him."

#Monsterdon #theshecreature
December 15, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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"but absolutely meaningless" just like this movie

#Monsterdon #theshecreature
December 15, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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she's got to make it

EXPRESS YOURSELF

hey hey hey hey

#Monsterdon #theshecreature
December 15, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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"I expect nothing." "And you shall receive it. In ABUNDANCE!"

#Monsterdon #theshecreature
December 15, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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that cravat of his looks like a decapitated muppet

#Monsterdon #theshecreature
December 15, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Bob Dobson at the lab bench... again...

#Monsterdon #theshecreature
December 15, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Seriously is it like "Well, we were all set up for a new family sitcom about a family on the beach but they didn't pick up the pilot so let's shoot a quick movie"

#Monsterdon #theshecreature
December 15, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Honestly these are some of the worst inside-for-outside sets I've ever seen in black and white

#Monsterdon #theshecreature
December 15, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Oh right, this is before she went to medical school.

#Monsterdon #theshecreature #misschapel
December 15, 2025 at 2:48 AM