a cruel angel's halloween thesis
November 2, 2026 at 1:04 AM
a cruel angel's halloween thesis
Thesis: pure of heart
Antithesis: dumb of ass
Antithesis: dumb of ass
October 31, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Thesis: pure of heart
Antithesis: dumb of ass
Antithesis: dumb of ass
I love that your titles are also your thesis statements
November 1, 2026 at 9:08 PM
I love that your titles are also your thesis statements
You can do anything as a linguist
My thesis was on differential diagnosis of schizophrenia
My thesis was on differential diagnosis of schizophrenia
October 30, 2026 at 11:54 PM
You can do anything as a linguist
My thesis was on differential diagnosis of schizophrenia
My thesis was on differential diagnosis of schizophrenia
I want to see Fielder’s thesis on Wittgenstein.
November 2, 2026 at 12:49 AM
I want to see Fielder’s thesis on Wittgenstein.
I don't think there *is* a thesis beyond shitposting, truly.
I am deeply deeply confused. What the hell is the thesis here - Kat should be Senator/President/Queen because she’s an uwu smol bean?
November 3, 2026 at 1:11 AM
I don't think there *is* a thesis beyond shitposting, truly.
Thesis: marriage
Antithesis: divorce
Synthesis: reddit rants
Antithesis: divorce
Synthesis: reddit rants
October 31, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Thesis: marriage
Antithesis: divorce
Synthesis: reddit rants
Antithesis: divorce
Synthesis: reddit rants
that was the thesis of this conversation:
"the problem with generative AI is that it cant invent the doritos loco taco"
you don't need the rest of the conversation. this argument stands on its own.
you don't need the rest of the conversation. this argument stands on its own.
November 2, 2026 at 4:02 AM
that was the thesis of this conversation:
WAIT. HOLD UP. I DIDN'T KNOW THIS WAS A THING.
(adds it to my "Estrogen Would've Saved Anakin Skywalker" thesis)
(adds it to my "Estrogen Would've Saved Anakin Skywalker" thesis)
Reminder that Anakin Skywalker was cool with trans people
November 2, 2026 at 3:15 PM
WAIT. HOLD UP. I DIDN'T KNOW THIS WAS A THING.
(adds it to my "Estrogen Would've Saved Anakin Skywalker" thesis)
(adds it to my "Estrogen Would've Saved Anakin Skywalker" thesis)
The first thing that comes to mind is this scene from early TNG, which is just this wonderfully earnest thesis statement for the character and, really, the whole show.
October 29, 2026 at 8:03 PM
The first thing that comes to mind is this scene from early TNG, which is just this wonderfully earnest thesis statement for the character and, really, the whole show.
Kodak Angel Thesis
October 31, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Kodak Angel Thesis
“Are people who don’t want a land war in Asia on the wrong side of history?” is quite the thesis.
NEW COLUMN: All Democrats want to do if they gain power in the midterms is pull the US out of the Iran war. Are they risking being on the wrong side of history? www.politico.com/news/magazin...
Democrats Haven’t Thought Far Enough Ahead on Iran
Republicans can argue Democrats are ignoring the threat of the Islamic Republic.
www.politico.com
October 31, 2026 at 3:03 PM
“Are people who don’t want a land war in Asia on the wrong side of history?” is quite the thesis.
Thesis: this is a doomed marriage
Antithesis: this is a great bit
Synthesis: she should actually marry a Hegel-obsessed academic to provide us with more material
Antithesis: this is a great bit
Synthesis: she should actually marry a Hegel-obsessed academic to provide us with more material
October 31, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Thesis: this is a doomed marriage
Antithesis: this is a great bit
Synthesis: she should actually marry a Hegel-obsessed academic to provide us with more material
Antithesis: this is a great bit
Synthesis: she should actually marry a Hegel-obsessed academic to provide us with more material
my thesis is that "AI" is a terror attack being unleashed on the world. and furthermore I will prove it
November 2, 2026 at 2:59 PM
my thesis is that "AI" is a terror attack being unleashed on the world. and furthermore I will prove it
I think in Hegelian fashion it would be more like:
Thesis: Gorgeous of body
Antithesis: Dumb of ass
Synthesis: Thicc of ass
Thesis: Gorgeous of body
Antithesis: Dumb of ass
Synthesis: Thicc of ass
October 31, 2026 at 3:18 PM
I think in Hegelian fashion it would be more like:
Thesis: Gorgeous of body
Antithesis: Dumb of ass
Synthesis: Thicc of ass
Thesis: Gorgeous of body
Antithesis: Dumb of ass
Synthesis: Thicc of ass
...So you're telling me the Bird App WOULDN'T like my "Estrogen Would've Saved Anakin Skywalker" thesis?
November 2, 2026 at 6:14 AM
...So you're telling me the Bird App WOULDN'T like my "Estrogen Would've Saved Anakin Skywalker" thesis?
That's a fucking thesis waiting to happen
October 31, 2026 at 1:48 AM
That's a fucking thesis waiting to happen
Anyway, this is my thesis statement on why this "movement" doesn't make any sense.
I think it fails to be a counterpower because compiling code wasn't the source of power (or the harms of said power) in the first place.
November 2, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Anyway, this is my thesis statement on why this "movement" doesn't make any sense.
A bunch of our MS students (astrophysics) got their nails done for their thesis presentations by some insanely talented artist—one had some of her ACTUAL THESIS FIGURES in miniature on her nails. 💅 10/10 highly recommend!
October 31, 2026 at 3:20 AM
A bunch of our MS students (astrophysics) got their nails done for their thesis presentations by some insanely talented artist—one had some of her ACTUAL THESIS FIGURES in miniature on her nails. 💅 10/10 highly recommend!
Thesis - Antithesis - BlackRedGuard going Tank Man on Runway 24L ✨
November 2, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Thesis - Antithesis - BlackRedGuard going Tank Man on Runway 24L ✨
Handing out candy and reading a spoooOOOooky story*
*unpublished masters thesis
*unpublished masters thesis
October 31, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Handing out candy and reading a spoooOOOooky story*
*unpublished masters thesis
*unpublished masters thesis
Martin Luther covered this in Thesis #38.
November 3, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Martin Luther covered this in Thesis #38.
The thesis of this post is just ossify has too much of a bubble butt and Collins’s is disgusting.
October 30, 2026 at 11:01 PM
The thesis of this post is just ossify has too much of a bubble butt and Collins’s is disgusting.
