May 2, 2025 at 2:11 AM
forever amused that while they put a captcha on, they don't bother to put any other rules in there for filling the form.
Seymour Dickbutt, whose emails are sdickbutt@realusarmy.com and thiscantbereal@texas.com, are ready to report for duty on April 1st.
Seymour Dickbutt, whose emails are sdickbutt@realusarmy.com and thiscantbereal@texas.com, are ready to report for duty on April 1st.
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January 27, 2024 at 3:25 AM
forever amused that while they put a captcha on, they don't bother to put any other rules in there for filling the form.
Seymour Dickbutt, whose emails are sdickbutt@realusarmy.com and thiscantbereal@texas.com, are ready to report for duty on April 1st.
Seymour Dickbutt, whose emails are sdickbutt@realusarmy.com and thiscantbereal@texas.com, are ready to report for duty on April 1st.
Turns out there IS still common ground
#thiscantbereal
#thiscantbereal
September 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Turns out there IS still common ground
#thiscantbereal
#thiscantbereal
Meanwhile, the White House is basically HSN/QVC for Tesla products.
#democrazy #polisky #thiscantbereal
#democrazy #polisky #thiscantbereal
March 13, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Meanwhile, the White House is basically HSN/QVC for Tesla products.
#democrazy #polisky #thiscantbereal
#democrazy #polisky #thiscantbereal
Just watch the lowlight reel of Drumpf’s life; should hit all those notes for you.
#MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain
#StandUp
#ThisCantBeReal
#MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain
#StandUp
#ThisCantBeReal
November 23, 2024 at 6:40 AM
Just watch the lowlight reel of Drumpf’s life; should hit all those notes for you.
#MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain
#StandUp
#ThisCantBeReal
#MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain
#StandUp
#ThisCantBeReal
#idiocracy is now a documentary. #thiscantbereal
He has a 3-point-plan that’s gonna fix everything! 💥 #elonmusk #idiocracy #doge
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March 8, 2025 at 3:32 AM
#idiocracy is now a documentary. #thiscantbereal
Never did I think I would be living in the precursor to a post apocalyptic sci-fi book, I'd much rather be reading one. #thiscantbereal #sci-fi #read #fuck
March 20, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Never did I think I would be living in the precursor to a post apocalyptic sci-fi book, I'd much rather be reading one. #thiscantbereal #sci-fi #read #fuck
I swear this idiot looks like Andy Kaufman playing a skit on SNL. I can’t believe that they let someone who doesn’t even have a closed pre frontal cortex is in charge of terrorism prevention. Make it make sense!!
#ThisCantBeReal #AndyKaufmanLookAlike #WhatAJoke #AntiTerrorism
#ThisCantBeReal #AndyKaufmanLookAlike #WhatAJoke #AntiTerrorism
June 23, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I swear this idiot looks like Andy Kaufman playing a skit on SNL. I can’t believe that they let someone who doesn’t even have a closed pre frontal cortex is in charge of terrorism prevention. Make it make sense!!
#ThisCantBeReal #AndyKaufmanLookAlike #WhatAJoke #AntiTerrorism
#ThisCantBeReal #AndyKaufmanLookAlike #WhatAJoke #AntiTerrorism
They stole a stash, tested it themselves, and now they’re pitching it like a Yelp review 😭
Not a single clue what it actually is… just vibes 💀
Rolling- Coming to Amazon Prime real soon!
#Rolling #MovieNight #ComedyGold #JustVibes #BadDecisions #CringeComedy #DealGoneWrong #MovieClips #ThisCantBeReal
Not a single clue what it actually is… just vibes 💀
Rolling- Coming to Amazon Prime real soon!
#Rolling #MovieNight #ComedyGold #JustVibes #BadDecisions #CringeComedy #DealGoneWrong #MovieClips #ThisCantBeReal
April 14, 2026 at 11:18 PM
They stole a stash, tested it themselves, and now they’re pitching it like a Yelp review 😭
Not a single clue what it actually is… just vibes 💀
Rolling- Coming to Amazon Prime real soon!
#Rolling #MovieNight #ComedyGold #JustVibes #BadDecisions #CringeComedy #DealGoneWrong #MovieClips #ThisCantBeReal
Not a single clue what it actually is… just vibes 💀
Rolling- Coming to Amazon Prime real soon!
#Rolling #MovieNight #ComedyGold #JustVibes #BadDecisions #CringeComedy #DealGoneWrong #MovieClips #ThisCantBeReal
I wish I still had the video, it was from 2021 or maybe earlier. I found this one tho www.tiktok.com/t/ZTYUcdE1x/
#duet with @xanthehorrorfan #CapCut As an Afronative and a Dolly fan, I am shattered. Actions do not lie. @thatoneislandcountry #thiscantbereal #wtfdolly #fyp
TikTok video by AEASY_1006
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December 4, 2024 at 1:21 AM
I wish I still had the video, it was from 2021 or maybe earlier. I found this one tho www.tiktok.com/t/ZTYUcdE1x/
On today's episode of #thiscantbereal my landlord dropped the bombshell that he thinks aliens sent light orbs to steal his motor oil.
Considering he wrote a book a few years back that his daughter confirmed is about fey aliens choosing him to divulge their secrets to, I don't think he was kidding.
Considering he wrote a book a few years back that his daughter confirmed is about fey aliens choosing him to divulge their secrets to, I don't think he was kidding.
December 24, 2024 at 9:47 PM
On today's episode of #thiscantbereal my landlord dropped the bombshell that he thinks aliens sent light orbs to steal his motor oil.
Considering he wrote a book a few years back that his daughter confirmed is about fey aliens choosing him to divulge their secrets to, I don't think he was kidding.
Considering he wrote a book a few years back that his daughter confirmed is about fey aliens choosing him to divulge their secrets to, I don't think he was kidding.
WTAF #thiscantbereal
February 7, 2026 at 2:13 PM
WTAF #thiscantbereal
November 23, 2024 at 3:47 AM
#RFKJr confirmation?
We must be in a simulation run by a superior intelligence elsewhere. The adult who was running the program left it open when he went out of town, and several 14yo aliens are now in control, laughing uncontrollably as they play out crazier and crazier scenarios. #thiscantbereal
We must be in a simulation run by a superior intelligence elsewhere. The adult who was running the program left it open when he went out of town, and several 14yo aliens are now in control, laughing uncontrollably as they play out crazier and crazier scenarios. #thiscantbereal
February 15, 2025 at 1:30 PM
#RFKJr confirmation?
We must be in a simulation run by a superior intelligence elsewhere. The adult who was running the program left it open when he went out of town, and several 14yo aliens are now in control, laughing uncontrollably as they play out crazier and crazier scenarios. #thiscantbereal
We must be in a simulation run by a superior intelligence elsewhere. The adult who was running the program left it open when he went out of town, and several 14yo aliens are now in control, laughing uncontrollably as they play out crazier and crazier scenarios. #thiscantbereal