Just 50-year-old me watching Ivor the Engine and Willo the Wisp. I'm not even sorry. #thisiswhyimsingle
May 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Just 50-year-old me watching Ivor the Engine and Willo the Wisp. I'm not even sorry. #thisiswhyimsingle
May 15, 2026 at 6:24 AM
Haven't posted in a minute. Hope all is well here! Please enjoy this picture of my fat cat Geordi for tax and algorithm!
#fatcat #tabbycat #rescuecat #stripeyboy #furbaby #thisiswhyimsingle
#fatcat #tabbycat #rescuecat #stripeyboy #furbaby #thisiswhyimsingle
February 24, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Haven't posted in a minute. Hope all is well here! Please enjoy this picture of my fat cat Geordi for tax and algorithm!
#fatcat #tabbycat #rescuecat #stripeyboy #furbaby #thisiswhyimsingle
#fatcat #tabbycat #rescuecat #stripeyboy #furbaby #thisiswhyimsingle
Wasn’t even looking and accidentally did this to my ketchup smile at Johnny Rockets as we get ready for watching Return to Silent Hill. Sorry guys.
#ketchupsmiles #johnnyrockets #ReturnToSilentHill #silenthill #thisiswhyimsingle
#ketchupsmiles #johnnyrockets #ReturnToSilentHill #silenthill #thisiswhyimsingle
January 27, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Wasn’t even looking and accidentally did this to my ketchup smile at Johnny Rockets as we get ready for watching Return to Silent Hill. Sorry guys.
#ketchupsmiles #johnnyrockets #ReturnToSilentHill #silenthill #thisiswhyimsingle
#ketchupsmiles #johnnyrockets #ReturnToSilentHill #silenthill #thisiswhyimsingle
March 26, 2025 at 11:39 AM
No, YOU'RE up late watching Orson Wells being interviewed about THE TRIAL at USC.
Okay, it's me watching it.
#ThisiswhyImsingle
Okay, it's me watching it.
#ThisiswhyImsingle
March 21, 2026 at 11:48 AM
No, YOU'RE up late watching Orson Wells being interviewed about THE TRIAL at USC.
Okay, it's me watching it.
#ThisiswhyImsingle
Okay, it's me watching it.
#ThisiswhyImsingle
I love afros and locs. Feel free to grow it… so long as I can play in it.
Let me play with your balding spot too😍😍😍 Let me kiss that receding hair line boo!
🤣🤣🤣 #ThisIsWhyImSingle
Let me play with your balding spot too😍😍😍 Let me kiss that receding hair line boo!
🤣🤣🤣 #ThisIsWhyImSingle
August 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I love afros and locs. Feel free to grow it… so long as I can play in it.
Let me play with your balding spot too😍😍😍 Let me kiss that receding hair line boo!
🤣🤣🤣 #ThisIsWhyImSingle
Let me play with your balding spot too😍😍😍 Let me kiss that receding hair line boo!
🤣🤣🤣 #ThisIsWhyImSingle
Halo Campaign Evolved is out and I’m excited and ready to play!!!! Halo #halocombatevolved #xbox #xboxgamepass #gamerlife #thisiswhyimsingle
July 29, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Halo Campaign Evolved is out and I’m excited and ready to play!!!! Halo #halocombatevolved #xbox #xboxgamepass #gamerlife #thisiswhyimsingle
My cat and I play a game where I ask if she's constipated and she says maybe. So I hyperfixate on her litterbox habits. After a day I decide to get her pumpkin to help, then after I place the order she poops and I cheer for her. #catlady #thisiswhyimsingle
January 14, 2024 at 9:01 PM
My cat and I play a game where I ask if she's constipated and she says maybe. So I hyperfixate on her litterbox habits. After a day I decide to get her pumpkin to help, then after I place the order she poops and I cheer for her. #catlady #thisiswhyimsingle
Shit. Make one "Mighty son of Jor-El" joke and the online dating site guy disappears. #ThisisWhyImSingle
November 20, 2024 at 5:37 PM
Shit. Make one "Mighty son of Jor-El" joke and the online dating site guy disappears. #ThisisWhyImSingle
Spending my day knitting and watching The Legend of the Seeker. #thisiswhyImsingle
November 9, 2024 at 8:08 PM
Spending my day knitting and watching The Legend of the Seeker. #thisiswhyImsingle
Last wk there was a talk of beautiful necks lines and compliments abt launching Grecian ships. Tonight there was a talk abt how men neg. I said I don't consider over-the-top compliments negging... and then I received this from a male conversation participant. #ThisIsWhyImSingle
November 14, 2023 at 6:47 AM
Last wk there was a talk of beautiful necks lines and compliments abt launching Grecian ships. Tonight there was a talk abt how men neg. I said I don't consider over-the-top compliments negging... and then I received this from a male conversation participant. #ThisIsWhyImSingle
-in regards to inventory work being done today-
Doctor: You wanna count?
Me: I'd rather a countess!
Manager: -long suffering sigh-
Coworker: -death glares at me-
Doctor: -pity laugh-
Me: Acha cha cha cha!
#thisiswhyimsingle
Doctor: You wanna count?
Me: I'd rather a countess!
Manager: -long suffering sigh-
Coworker: -death glares at me-
Doctor: -pity laugh-
Me: Acha cha cha cha!
#thisiswhyimsingle
March 5, 2026 at 2:41 AM
-in regards to inventory work being done today-
Doctor: You wanna count?
Me: I'd rather a countess!
Manager: -long suffering sigh-
Coworker: -death glares at me-
Doctor: -pity laugh-
Me: Acha cha cha cha!
#thisiswhyimsingle
Doctor: You wanna count?
Me: I'd rather a countess!
Manager: -long suffering sigh-
Coworker: -death glares at me-
Doctor: -pity laugh-
Me: Acha cha cha cha!
#thisiswhyimsingle
Guy on Tinder: Do you work out?
Me: No I am soft, doughy, and well-proportioned.
#thisiswhyimsingle #singlegirlproblems
Me: No I am soft, doughy, and well-proportioned.
#thisiswhyimsingle #singlegirlproblems
December 6, 2024 at 4:54 PM
Guy on Tinder: Do you work out?
Me: No I am soft, doughy, and well-proportioned.
#thisiswhyimsingle #singlegirlproblems
Me: No I am soft, doughy, and well-proportioned.
#thisiswhyimsingle #singlegirlproblems
I’m so tired of mind games and being lead on. That shit fucking hurts. #feelings #hurt #mentalhealth #thisiswhyimsingle #single #ftm #lgbt #queer #healing #damaged
January 7, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I’m so tired of mind games and being lead on. That shit fucking hurts. #feelings #hurt #mentalhealth #thisiswhyimsingle #single #ftm #lgbt #queer #healing #damaged
January 23, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Yesterday I realized how truly introverted i am.
My friend asked me to go to a Rave last night & I even picked out a cute outfit but I was so tired yesterday i thought
"I'm gonna pass out by 2am"
So I winded up talking myself out of going, My battery was low & i had no spoons.
#Thisiswhyimsingle
My friend asked me to go to a Rave last night & I even picked out a cute outfit but I was so tired yesterday i thought
"I'm gonna pass out by 2am"
So I winded up talking myself out of going, My battery was low & i had no spoons.
#Thisiswhyimsingle
March 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Yesterday I realized how truly introverted i am.
My friend asked me to go to a Rave last night & I even picked out a cute outfit but I was so tired yesterday i thought
"I'm gonna pass out by 2am"
So I winded up talking myself out of going, My battery was low & i had no spoons.
#Thisiswhyimsingle
My friend asked me to go to a Rave last night & I even picked out a cute outfit but I was so tired yesterday i thought
"I'm gonna pass out by 2am"
So I winded up talking myself out of going, My battery was low & i had no spoons.
#Thisiswhyimsingle