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“Life is like bacn crumbles. It is dark and over cooled.”

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November 5, 2026 at 6:03 PM
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“I can’t love you more.”
“So, that means you love me less.”

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November 1, 2026 at 6:16 PM
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“The gold calf is overweight and insane.”

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October 31, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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“Life is disgusting when you do it right.”

#writing #throwawayline
October 28, 2026 at 5:54 PM
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“You are not the super villain you claim to be.”

#writing #throwawayline
October 23, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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“Are you privy to the privy?”

#writing #throwawayline
October 20, 2026 at 6:48 PM
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“No one is willing to ask the difficult questions because they are terrified of the answer?”

“No, sir. They are just idiots.”

#writing #throwawayline
October 20, 2026 at 6:22 PM
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“He smelled bad. Still, people smelled him.”

#writing #throwawayline
October 19, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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“They were an old and ugly couple. They had been married for decades. They were perfect for Halloween.”

#writing #throwawayline
October 19, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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“Tacos again?”
“It’s Tuesday.”
“Whatever happened to Tuna Tuesday?”

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October 19, 2026 at 5:25 PM
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“They gave him the ball and he ate it.”

#writing #throwawayline #sport
October 17, 2026 at 5:39 PM
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“Some people just don’t seem like they deserve to be human.”

#writing #throwawayline
October 17, 2026 at 5:33 PM
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“He pushed her aside, stepping into the darkness. In frustration, she screamed at him, wanting the darkness for herself.”

#writing #throwawayline
October 11, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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“The greatest lie marketing every told was, ‘Free!’”

#writing #throwawayline
October 7, 2026 at 5:21 PM
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“‘I need a good leeching,’” was said by no one.”

#writing #throwawayline
October 7, 2026 at 5:21 PM
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“He was a Meeple among Meeples. He was, in fact, a Meeple’s Meeple.”

#writing #throwawayline
October 7, 2026 at 5:21 PM
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“Do you have a disaster plan?”

“Yes, I plan on snapping my fingers.”

#throwawayline
September 28, 2026 at 6:13 PM
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“You don’t simply walk into Mordor. You need to take an Uber and pass the security station.”

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September 28, 2026 at 5:57 PM
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“She took her clothes off. He was disappointed they were off-the-rack.”

#writing #throwawayline
September 16, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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“The Chief Imperator decided that the best way to conquer was by Fiat.”

#writing #throwawayline
September 8, 2026 at 6:37 PM
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“This version of the app fixed sightings of UFOs. There are no improvements to handling UAPs.”

#throwawayline
September 6, 2026 at 5:49 PM
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“When life offers you a dead rat, ask what’s the catch?”

#writing #throwawayline
September 5, 2026 at 4:16 PM
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“I don’t have time for your jibber-jabber. I have worlds to conquer.”

#writing #throwawayline
September 4, 2026 at 4:32 PM
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”Sometimes being funny is Bette than being worried.”

#writing #throwawayline
September 3, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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“It’s your funeral.”

“I don’t think I’m dressed for the occasion.”

#writing #throwawayline
September 3, 2026 at 5:30 PM