Every time I see an ad for Noel Edmonds' Kiwi Adventure, I internally yell, "Fuck off, Tidybeard!"
November 19, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Every time I see an ad for Noel Edmonds' Kiwi Adventure, I internally yell, "Fuck off, Tidybeard!"
Oh, go on then...
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🚨 NEW: The proposed names the Government is considering calling its new towns
- Elizabethtown (after the Queen)
- Pankhurst (after suffragette Emmeline)
- Attleeton (after ex-PM)
- Athelstan (first King of England)
- Seacole (after nurse Mary)
[@thetimes]
- Elizabethtown (after the Queen)
- Pankhurst (after suffragette Emmeline)
- Attleeton (after ex-PM)
- Athelstan (first King of England)
- Seacole (after nurse Mary)
[@thetimes]
March 21, 2026 at 11:15 AM
Oh, go on then...
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Apparently they've cast the new #JamesBond
September 12, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Apparently they've cast the new #JamesBond
"...calls accusations ‘f***ing lies'"
That's some language from 'clean living' Tidybeard there.
That's some language from 'clean living' Tidybeard there.
Nothing to see here. Just Noel having another perfectly normal one.
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May 18, 2024 at 8:21 AM
"...calls accusations ‘f***ing lies'"
That's some language from 'clean living' Tidybeard there.
That's some language from 'clean living' Tidybeard there.
Oh God. It's Tidybeard! #CallMyBluff
November 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Oh God. It's Tidybeard! #CallMyBluff
I’m pleased that Tidybeard is in New Zealand, put it that way.
June 20, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I’m pleased that Tidybeard is in New Zealand, put it that way.
Might give this Tidybeard thing a go.
June 20, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Might give this Tidybeard thing a go.
I remember watching that game show with a mate - the cultish show with Tidybeard hosting featuring boxes of cash. My mate said to me “I’d go for the big prize - £250,000 isn’t a life-changing number”. Put it like this, he wasn’t exactly the Sultan of Brunei.
September 23, 2026 at 3:19 PM
I remember watching that game show with a mate - the cultish show with Tidybeard hosting featuring boxes of cash. My mate said to me “I’d go for the big prize - £250,000 isn’t a life-changing number”. Put it like this, he wasn’t exactly the Sultan of Brunei.
Your favourite Disney Prince
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(Wrong answers only)
August 23, 2026 at 7:09 AM
Your favourite Disney Prince
(Wrong answers only)
(Wrong answers only)