I'm offering a discount to all you tightarse twats for this weekend only. 15% off all prints!
Just use the code FECKTHISHEAT at checkout to let me know you're one of the tightarses, then I can sign your print with the contempt it deserves etsy.me/466Jnvd via @Etsy
Just use the code FECKTHISHEAT at checkout to let me know you're one of the tightarses, then I can sign your print with the contempt it deserves etsy.me/466Jnvd via @Etsy
June 20, 2025 at 8:55 AM
I'm offering a discount to all you tightarse twats for this weekend only. 15% off all prints!
Just use the code FECKTHISHEAT at checkout to let me know you're one of the tightarses, then I can sign your print with the contempt it deserves etsy.me/466Jnvd via @Etsy
Just use the code FECKTHISHEAT at checkout to let me know you're one of the tightarses, then I can sign your print with the contempt it deserves etsy.me/466Jnvd via @Etsy
For a nation where everyone greets each other with the word “cunt” more than “g’day,” why is our government filled with such notorious, unflinching tightarses
March 23, 2025 at 2:06 PM
For a nation where everyone greets each other with the word “cunt” more than “g’day,” why is our government filled with such notorious, unflinching tightarses
Jesus fucken Christ what a bunch of tightarses smh 🤦🏼♂️
January 22, 2026 at 7:36 AM
Jesus fucken Christ what a bunch of tightarses smh 🤦🏼♂️
Devout tightarses take note: The Genius Myth is a kindle daily deal today, for £1.99.
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The Genius Myth: The Sunday Times bestselling exploration of the dangerous allure of rebels, monsters and rule-breakers eBook : Lewis, Helen: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store
The Genius Myth: The Sunday Times bestselling exploration of the dangerous allure of rebels, monsters and rule-breakers eBook : Lewis, Helen: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store
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September 8, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Devout tightarses take note: The Genius Myth is a kindle daily deal today, for £1.99.
www.amazon.co.uk/Genius-Myth-...
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Good to see Yorkshire FC showing how it’s done. #tightarses
September 21, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Good to see Yorkshire FC showing how it’s done. #tightarses
Got a morsel of chicken which we's had to sharsies wiv the cat #TightArses #BorderTerrier
March 14, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Got a morsel of chicken which we's had to sharsies wiv the cat #TightArses #BorderTerrier
The best thing about teaching myself GIMP (Photoshop for tightarses) is that every so often I can go through my images folder and think, "Why the fuck did I make that?"
September 4, 2024 at 1:21 PM
The best thing about teaching myself GIMP (Photoshop for tightarses) is that every so often I can go through my images folder and think, "Why the fuck did I make that?"
That diazepam didn't do much but I do feel more relaxed. I wish the bastards weren't such tightarses with the good drugs now. Weirdly, they're happy to throw tramadol and 30mg codeine at me, but not diazepam 'because that's addictive' whereas, opiates famously aren't 😶
June 3, 2026 at 4:20 PM
That diazepam didn't do much but I do feel more relaxed. I wish the bastards weren't such tightarses with the good drugs now. Weirdly, they're happy to throw tramadol and 30mg codeine at me, but not diazepam 'because that's addictive' whereas, opiates famously aren't 😶
Tax on private schools to raise more revenue than expected.
Think this will be national news.
Course not it shows if you tax those who can afford the most then,as this shows,they will pay.
A few tightarses made their lives difficult opposing it but majority paid up.
All we need is farmers to follow.
Think this will be national news.
Course not it shows if you tax those who can afford the most then,as this shows,they will pay.
A few tightarses made their lives difficult opposing it but majority paid up.
All we need is farmers to follow.
October 23, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Tax on private schools to raise more revenue than expected.
Think this will be national news.
Course not it shows if you tax those who can afford the most then,as this shows,they will pay.
A few tightarses made their lives difficult opposing it but majority paid up.
All we need is farmers to follow.
Think this will be national news.
Course not it shows if you tax those who can afford the most then,as this shows,they will pay.
A few tightarses made their lives difficult opposing it but majority paid up.
All we need is farmers to follow.
Oh definitely, but the downside to them is they're tightarses 😒
November 20, 2024 at 10:43 PM
Oh definitely, but the downside to them is they're tightarses 😒
Sod all you tightarses, I'm having the heating on while I can still afford to. There will be plenty of time to be cold once I retire
September 12, 2024 at 7:01 AM
Sod all you tightarses, I'm having the heating on while I can still afford to. There will be plenty of time to be cold once I retire
Wish Martin Scorsese would think of the tightarses trying to watch his films on the Apple TV free weekend. Killers Of The Flower Moon is like four hours long 😮
January 5, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Wish Martin Scorsese would think of the tightarses trying to watch his films on the Apple TV free weekend. Killers Of The Flower Moon is like four hours long 😮
Somehow, you can just tell when someone has never been down on their financial luck when suddenly a loved one dies far away and they better book an immediate flight for the funeral. No no, all flying is done for luxurious pleasure, so don’t complain about getting squeezed! Pay up, tightarses.
January 3, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Somehow, you can just tell when someone has never been down on their financial luck when suddenly a loved one dies far away and they better book an immediate flight for the funeral. No no, all flying is done for luxurious pleasure, so don’t complain about getting squeezed! Pay up, tightarses.
Northern Pictures, gross purveyors of exploitation dressed up as feel-good television (Love On The Spectrum, Employable Me, et al.), are also gross tightarses.
Well "Rolf Harris: Primetime Predator" is finally out.
Northern Pictures came to me expecting freebie archive footage of British Paint ads, and went quiet once they were offered fair archivist rates.
So just know this when you watch this.
Northern Pictures came to me expecting freebie archive footage of British Paint ads, and went quiet once they were offered fair archivist rates.
So just know this when you watch this.
June 9, 2026 at 9:17 AM
Northern Pictures, gross purveyors of exploitation dressed up as feel-good television (Love On The Spectrum, Employable Me, et al.), are also gross tightarses.
Bargain trolley at my local Woolworths. Half a crushed and torn box of Cadbury Favourites for $8. You'd think they'd just put them in the staff room for break time 🤦♀️ #WoolworthsNZ #tightarses
January 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Bargain trolley at my local Woolworths. Half a crushed and torn box of Cadbury Favourites for $8. You'd think they'd just put them in the staff room for break time 🤦♀️ #WoolworthsNZ #tightarses
I'm over explaining to tightarses that while I may charge $135 ish per hour, I actually get paid somewhere between minimum and the living wage.
1: I don't do 40 hours a week at $135. It's more like 20
2: GST, provisional tax, companies tax etc exist
3: My liability insurance premiums are horrifying
1: I don't do 40 hours a week at $135. It's more like 20
2: GST, provisional tax, companies tax etc exist
3: My liability insurance premiums are horrifying
August 7, 2024 at 6:45 AM
I'm over explaining to tightarses that while I may charge $135 ish per hour, I actually get paid somewhere between minimum and the living wage.
1: I don't do 40 hours a week at $135. It's more like 20
2: GST, provisional tax, companies tax etc exist
3: My liability insurance premiums are horrifying
1: I don't do 40 hours a week at $135. It's more like 20
2: GST, provisional tax, companies tax etc exist
3: My liability insurance premiums are horrifying
Tommy is one of the great tightarses.
September 20, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Tommy is one of the great tightarses.
We are a nation of prudes, tightarses and killjoys.
April 28, 2026 at 6:05 PM
We are a nation of prudes, tightarses and killjoys.
AEVA has been thinking about a road user charge for over a decade. aeva.asn.au/road-user-ch...
Taxing tyres means tightarses will run their wheels bald before stumping up for new ones, and that's dangerous.
Taxing tyres means tightarses will run their wheels bald before stumping up for new ones, and that's dangerous.
Road user charging factsheet | Australia |
Road user charging factsheet - Why a universal mass × distance Road User Charge (RUC) is the fairest way to cost motoringThis fact sheet answers a number of common of questions about fuel excise, road...
aeva.asn.au
April 12, 2026 at 5:09 AM
AEVA has been thinking about a road user charge for over a decade. aeva.asn.au/road-user-ch...
Taxing tyres means tightarses will run their wheels bald before stumping up for new ones, and that's dangerous.
Taxing tyres means tightarses will run their wheels bald before stumping up for new ones, and that's dangerous.
Like tightarses and money.
I’m of the opinion that when you give freely it comes back to you.
I’m of the opinion that when you give freely it comes back to you.
October 26, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Like tightarses and money.
I’m of the opinion that when you give freely it comes back to you.
I’m of the opinion that when you give freely it comes back to you.
Any addition makes it more liveable. And is depreciable for tax purposes. Tightarses amaze
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March 6, 2024 at 9:02 AM
Any addition makes it more liveable. And is depreciable for tax purposes. Tightarses amaze
me
me
Called in the PB with the mutt where there’s a funeral on. I’ve not been offered a go at the buffet, the tightarses. The Boot it isn’t.
February 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Called in the PB with the mutt where there’s a funeral on. I’ve not been offered a go at the buffet, the tightarses. The Boot it isn’t.
