I got a flat tire and am going to miss my bus tonDC. I am so disappointed and out 145 dollars.

In this episode of The 100, we’ve decided this post nuclear apocalypse hellscape with Viking-like “grounders” and space station cast offs fighting weirdos living in a mountain bunker wasn’t enough. We’ve introduced a giant wild gorilla to attack our heroes. In “Tondc”. Which is what’s left of D.C.

Give me the following: pink fuzzy handcuffs, plane ticket tondc, a nice hotel stay for a week in dc, 1000 cash for food and cab fare, and a connection to get me into the white house.

FYI: all the Washington DC locals call the city "Tondc"

hey Tondc folks: might head to this tomorrow.

Saturday, March 8th, 6pm, Washington Circle.

#dc #tondc #washingtondc #protest #drag #stompoutfascism

Idea: Let's give every raccoon in Tondc cocaine, to see if they can fix the government.

coked up raccoons, easily better than k-holed musk rat and felon in diapers.

#washingtonDC #dc

FYI: for people heading into DC for shmoocon
all the locals call DC , 'Tondc' or 'Tondisi'

(100 points if you get the reference)

Trump-Putin amassing Thousands of National Guard troops tonDC to remain until Inauguration Day . He’s planning another Coup for Inauguration Day
Jan 20,2029 . I’m the only one who figured it out.

So he was radicalized in the USA. Why did he drive from Washington State where he lived tonDC to shoot 2 National Guard soldiers? Where did he get the gun or did he bring it with him from Afghanistan and was allowed too because he worked with the CIA?

So you know how in some post-apocalyptic stories, settlements of survivors are named after signs that lost some of their letters, like how in "The 100" the city of Tondisi came from Tondc which came from "Washington D.C."? I'm saying I want a story set in post-apoc. Kansas City that became Ass City.