They made the same claim about toothbrushes being a weapon in NYC when ordered to provide them, and it’s ridiculous; CBP has been providing toothbrushes for years.
God. Here’s the status report Bovino filed in the Broadview ICE facility case. It’s worth reading.
He’s like, “OK FINE we’re getting clocks and clean bedding, but we still don’t think everyone should be allowed a toothbrush.”
He’s like, “OK FINE we’re getting clocks and clean bedding, but we still don’t think everyone should be allowed a toothbrush.”
#56 in Moreno Gonzalez v. Noem, Secretary, U.S. Department of Homeland Security (N.D. Ill., 1:25-cv-13323) – CourtListener.com
STATUS Report by Gregory Bovino, Commander-at-Large, U.S. Customs and Border Protection, Marcos Charles, Acting Executive Associate Director, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement and Removal Opera...
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November 7, 2025 at 9:32 PM
They made the same claim about toothbrushes being a weapon in NYC when ordered to provide them, and it’s ridiculous; CBP has been providing toothbrushes for years.
“The mosquitoes look like elephants. The food has worms. No toothbrushes. We can’t wash. They took my Bible.”
July 9, 2025 at 2:58 AM
“The mosquitoes look like elephants. The food has worms. No toothbrushes. We can’t wash. They took my Bible.”
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polyamory is a scam designed to sell toothbrushes. i live ALONE why are there three toothbrushes in my bathroom
August 11, 2025 at 2:59 PM
polyamory is a scam designed to sell toothbrushes. i live ALONE why are there three toothbrushes in my bathroom
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the counter opened on time. while waiting my partner acquired toothbrushes and socks. 🎉 i am still in line. i told other passengers about uk261 with the caveat that BA will fight. fellow passenger: "i'm ready to be a karen"
September 23, 2026 at 12:36 PM
the counter opened on time. while waiting my partner acquired toothbrushes and socks. 🎉 i am still in line. i told other passengers about uk261 with the caveat that BA will fight. fellow passenger: "i'm ready to be a karen"
HELLO KITTY TOOTHBRUSHES
February 2, 2025 at 2:09 AM
HELLO KITTY TOOTHBRUSHES
That's helpful to know.
August 31, 2026 at 2:36 PM
That's helpful to know.
Homosexual toothbrushes kissing
December 23, 2024 at 12:19 PM
Homosexual toothbrushes kissing
We're also not keeping any fresh food or toothbrushes.
May 25, 2025 at 12:13 PM
We're also not keeping any fresh food or toothbrushes.
Bacteriophages are viruses that prey on bacteria. Scientists found a lot of them on toothbrushes.
Bacteriophages Lurk In Your Bathroom, But Don’t Worry
Researchers found hundreds of viruses that prey on bacteria on toothbrushes and showerheads. They’re unlikely to pose a threat to humans.
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January 28, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Bacteriophages are viruses that prey on bacteria. Scientists found a lot of them on toothbrushes.
toothbrushes! they have locked up toothbrushes!!
September 24, 2026 at 11:26 PM
toothbrushes! they have locked up toothbrushes!!
I bought 48 bars of soup, 12 toothbrushes, and 8 toothpastes.
My personal level of consumer confidence has reached the level of buying an extra 30-pack of toilet paper
April 6, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I bought 48 bars of soup, 12 toothbrushes, and 8 toothpastes.
the front desk did not have toothpaste or toothbrushes, and we have decided that walking for 20 minutes to the nearest 10-11 while in this dazed state might be unwise.
however we have acquired dinner (potato chips and mini bottles of wine)
however we have acquired dinner (potato chips and mini bottles of wine)
September 22, 2026 at 11:59 PM
the front desk did not have toothpaste or toothbrushes, and we have decided that walking for 20 minutes to the nearest 10-11 while in this dazed state might be unwise.
however we have acquired dinner (potato chips and mini bottles of wine)
however we have acquired dinner (potato chips and mini bottles of wine)
That's good to know.
December 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
That's good to know.
Walked into a CVS to buy a toothbrush, saw the toothbrushes were locked in cabinets, and walked out.
Toothbrushes.
Toothbrushes.
April 7, 2024 at 4:38 AM
Walked into a CVS to buy a toothbrush, saw the toothbrushes were locked in cabinets, and walked out.
Toothbrushes.
Toothbrushes.
That's so interesting.
April 12, 2025 at 3:36 PM
That's so interesting.
Regular toothbrushes are way better than electric toothbrushes
January 9, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Regular toothbrushes are way better than electric toothbrushes
Also: Bluetooth on every damn thing (refrigerators, toothbrushes, etc.).
June 18, 2024 at 11:51 PM
Also: Bluetooth on every damn thing (refrigerators, toothbrushes, etc.).
electric toothbrushes are the escalators of dental care
September 8, 2026 at 4:24 AM
electric toothbrushes are the escalators of dental care
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The inflatable uterus is behind the Sonicare toothbrushes in aisle 3.
August 21, 2023 at 11:52 PM
The inflatable uterus is behind the Sonicare toothbrushes in aisle 3.
oh shit he IS coming for the toothbrushes
zohran mamdani announced a plan to seize properties from bad landlords and private equity if tenents suffer from neglect and i genuinely do not think i’ve seen rightwing circles this mad in reaction to anything i’ve ever seen before lol
May 26, 2026 at 10:20 PM
oh shit he IS coming for the toothbrushes