#toothpicks
Coffeebot: do u like drinking caramel
Me: I guess so
Coffeebot: do u like drinking toothpicks
Me: no
Coffeebot: alright u want full caramel and half toothpicks now here is a map to the ocean
Starbucks is partnering with ChatGPT.

The coffee giant has launched an app within the OpenAI chatbot that is supposed to "provide inspiration for customers’ drink orders."

Consumers will still need to complete their orders on the Starbucks app or website.
April 15, 2026 at 6:51 PM
I wanted to make a lemon pig

but I didn’t have lemons

or toothpicks

now I’ve gone and summoned the spirit of Dali and will have a surrealist year ☹️
January 2, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Potato on toothpicks is my favorite shape of burrowing owl. 🦉
September 23, 2023 at 10:59 PM
PUFFBALL ON TOOTHPICKS. 🧵 #birds
June 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Good morning! #birds
April 27, 2024 at 12:58 PM
I was wondering why that Amazon delivery of toothpicks, sporks, and mayonnaise hadn’t arrived yet.
BREAKING: Blue Origin's New Glenn blows up at Launch Complex-36 while attempting to static fire.
May 29, 2026 at 2:59 AM
"Where tf did all of my toothpicks go?"

Sonic.EXE:
December 27, 2024 at 8:34 PM
Sally Toothpicks reference sheet from 2026 #art #oc #ocart #originalcharacter
May 19, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Finally some good toothpicks
January 25, 2025 at 8:51 AM
OH NO!
May 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM
men don't chew on toothpicks all day anymore
July 19, 2025 at 8:33 PM
me: "toothpicks sold out?? that's messed up dude"
friend: "that's insane"
Guy who says This is Madness! in 300:
"yeah that's crazy man"
February 16, 2026 at 5:07 AM
poppy seed bagel before class. no toothpicks or floss. rookie mistake.
February 12, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Met this Warhammer nerd, he's pretty chill, thanks for the toothpicks!

Love ya @brickyo8.bsky.social
July 17, 2025 at 9:38 PM
A walk down memory lane: My mum found a box with all sorts of things from my childhood, including a #Roman fort I built with toothpicks when I was ca 7 years old - clearly inspired by Asterix. It now resembles a fort that has been overrun by Gauls.... Fond memories of the beginning of my career 😄

🏺
April 6, 2025 at 7:05 AM
why do preds use toothpicks?
January 31, 2026 at 10:26 PM
April 26, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Serengeti tip #341

For all the Americans feasting on gobble day, remember your antlered friends make wonderful toothpicks.

🎨 @rickgriffin.bsky.social

#yeensplaining
November 29, 2024 at 3:23 AM
Autistic person who carries around flashcards for recognizing facial expressions. Neurotypical person who carries around flashcards for recognizing numbers of toothpicks on the floor.
October 16, 2025 at 1:16 AM
June 27, 2026 at 10:27 AM
This was before I started using wire skeletons, so toothpicks were my best bet for posing it...
July 5, 2026 at 1:15 PM
I'm just now noticing the four toothpicks, god this ref is so cool!
Cool Ref has signed with #MysteryWrestling!

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September 25, 2026 at 4:29 PM
They’re probably toothpicks, but I’m delulu for q-tip legs

#hazbinhotelvox #hazbinhotelvalentino #staticmoth
March 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Annnddd that's it.

248 Toothpicks Sold!
December 7, 2023 at 5:07 PM
Dozy Don needs some eyelid toothpicks.
Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 2, 2025 at 8:07 PM