#topsheet
i want to sleep over the topsheet while you sleep under the topsheet together for the rest of our lives
January 28, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Thick huge diaper so massively swollen with pee that the plastic is taut and shiny and semi-translucent. The inner fluff and SAP essentially now just a solid brick of gel between the comfy soft topsheet and the thick colorful plastic outer shell.
July 30, 2026 at 10:33 AM
why do you put a topsheet in your chili
January 19, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Pathetic.
June 9, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Best 2 things about getting back home are seeing my cats and being able to sleep in a bed with a topsheet.
November 2, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I love a topsheet AND beans in chili.

Ok - there's a crude Dutch oven joke in there...but I will not make it.
January 19, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Out enjoying the lovely May weather
May 5, 2024 at 6:23 PM
The topsheet? Yes. We might be able to wash blankets easily now but there is literally no need to do that shit. God gave us topsheets and duvet covers, and even made cute ones
July 6, 2025 at 4:08 AM
And here I was thinking that "the normal infrastructure" for a bed was a mattress, topsheet, a floor sturdy enough to support your combined weight, maybe a pillow, and a cat.
The AWS outage bricked people's $2,700 smartbeds, leaving them in a reclining position or with the heat up. People were unable to use them, basically. A GitHub repo exists that lets people operate their beds without reliance on the normal infrastructure

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The AWS Outage Bricked People’s $2,700 Smartbeds
When Amazon Web Services went offline, people lost control of their cloud-connected smart beds, getting stuck in reclined positions or roasting with the heat turned all the way up.
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October 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
This is sap sandwiched in pockets between 2 layers of non-woven topsheet fabric. The topsheet material is harvested from a puppy pad. I figured out a way to make a sap layer by hand that mimics the construction of the sap layer found in luvs and pampers.
April 4, 2026 at 8:27 PM
(BUT you don't have to fold the topsheet down! I prefer not to. )
December 18, 2024 at 3:57 PM
They’re having a mid off
June 24, 2026 at 4:19 PM
The playful, forgiving Fischer Ranger 108 is down to $400 with a Kyle Smaine tribute topsheet. bit.ly/3UefXrs
October 7, 2026 at 12:00 AM
We do the same thing. I'm usually just a topsheet guy and she's a weighted blanket girl and if we tried to find a covering that suited both of us, our kid would have two homes.
October 10, 2024 at 3:59 PM
Tucked under the same Egyptian cotton topsheet, Eddie tells Steve, “I want to tell you about Rick.”

“You don’t have to,” Steve says, because he’s perfect.

“I want to,” Eddie says. “It’s just…”

“It’s hard,” Steve says.
December 27, 2024 at 11:00 AM
Had to make a change to where i sourced the inner liner/topsheet for my diapers. The previous company changed their materials to something thinner, less soft, and more prone to tearing. The new liners should hopefully be back to original quality. I will be doing some testing today to verify.
March 11, 2025 at 5:27 PM
OMG! You’ve just opened the NZ Topsheet Portal to Mention Hell.
Pray that no one notices…
June 27, 2025 at 5:42 AM
The base layer is made from polyfill strips and sap sandwiched between 2 layers of blended diaper fluff. This layer is sectioned into 3 using polyfill strips. A layer of non-woven holds the first in place. Next is a layer of cotton, then a rectangle of Poly fill as the RAL, final non-woven topsheet.
May 19, 2026 at 1:25 AM
she stubbornly refused to give up her patch of blanket when we changed the sheets
February 21, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I honestly think I'd take the stranger hit raw. I already have issues with the wife sleeping with a comforter and no topsheet.
May 31, 2024 at 2:59 PM
my wife does this AND IT DRIVES ME INSANE, you need a topsheet!!! that's the part you clean!!!
December 14, 2023 at 4:20 PM
Why do all of you think ejaculate is equivalent to ripping a topsheet in half and dumping an entire bottle of pinot noir on the scraps?? learn to do your fucking laundry, stinky!
December 14, 2025 at 5:12 AM
For those of you who prefer sleeping in a bed with a tucked in topsheet, I have one question: why do you enjoy sleeping like a barbie doll trapped in a priority mail envelope?
May 6, 2025 at 10:39 PM