February 10, 2025 at 1:18 AM
February 9, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Totally Real Fact #8: █████████████████ football ██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ tight end ███████#TotallyRealSBFacts
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#Superbowl #Football
February 9, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Totally Real Fact #8: █████████████████ football ██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ tight end ███████#TotallyRealSBFacts
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#Superbowl #Football
Totally Real Fact #6: Protest halftime shows are taking place in an effort to clout-chase off of the Super Bowl. We here at #TotallyRealSBFacts find this behavior pathetic and silly. And if you agree, please like, comment, and subscribe to #TotallyRealSBFacts!
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#Superbowl #Football
February 9, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Totally Real Fact #6: Protest halftime shows are taking place in an effort to clout-chase off of the Super Bowl. We here at #TotallyRealSBFacts find this behavior pathetic and silly. And if you agree, please like, comment, and subscribe to #TotallyRealSBFacts!
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#Superbowl #Football
I look forward to boycotting whichever brand uses an AI generated ad first #TotallyRealSBFacts
February 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I look forward to boycotting whichever brand uses an AI generated ad first #TotallyRealSBFacts
If no one wants to score a touchdown, it looks like I #TotallyRealSBFacts will have to!
#Superbowl #Football
#Superbowl #Football
February 9, 2026 at 12:22 AM
If no one wants to score a touchdown, it looks like I #TotallyRealSBFacts will have to!
#Superbowl #Football
#Superbowl #Football
I really thought I would be seeing more grippers considering the name of this sport #FalseAdvertising #TotallyRealSBFacts #SuperBowl
February 10, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I really thought I would be seeing more grippers considering the name of this sport #FalseAdvertising #TotallyRealSBFacts #SuperBowl
Totally Real Fact #10: The fact that the Pro Bowl exists implies that the Super Bowl is played by amateurs. #totallyrealsbfacts #SuperBowl
February 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Totally Real Fact #10: The fact that the Pro Bowl exists implies that the Super Bowl is played by amateurs. #totallyrealsbfacts #SuperBowl
Totally Real Fact #1: The Game Master has determined that all of the Chiefs plays will be rolled with advantage. #TotallyRealSBFacts #SuperBowl
February 9, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Totally Real Fact #1: The Game Master has determined that all of the Chiefs plays will be rolled with advantage. #TotallyRealSBFacts #SuperBowl
Totally Real Fact #2: After what happened last year, Maye is trying not to be the second Drake murdered at the Superbowl. #TotallyRealSBFacts
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#Superbowl #Football
February 9, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Totally Real Fact #2: After what happened last year, Maye is trying not to be the second Drake murdered at the Superbowl. #TotallyRealSBFacts
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#Superbowl #Football
Totally Real SB Fact #3: Every time a Patriot throws an interception, an Seahawk gets its wings. #totallyrealsbfacts
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#Superbowl #Football
February 9, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Totally Real SB Fact #3: Every time a Patriot throws an interception, an Seahawk gets its wings. #totallyrealsbfacts
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#Superbowl #Football
Totally Real Fact #3: Buffalo Bills fan use their saltiness from the playoff results to salt the ice on their roads #TotallyRealSBFacts #SuperBowl
February 9, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Totally Real Fact #3: Buffalo Bills fan use their saltiness from the playoff results to salt the ice on their roads #TotallyRealSBFacts #SuperBowl
Totally Real Fact #9: Once these players realize that there’s a part of your foot called the ball, they are going to feel so silly #TotallyRealSBFacts #SuperBowl
February 10, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Totally Real Fact #9: Once these players realize that there’s a part of your foot called the ball, they are going to feel so silly #TotallyRealSBFacts #SuperBowl
Totally Real Fact #5: Last year Tom Brady received a lot of criticism for cloning his dog. But if Drake Maye is able to pull this win off, he will make his pet parent so happy. #TotallyRealSBFacts
#Superbowl #Football
#Superbowl #Football
February 9, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Totally Real Fact #5: Last year Tom Brady received a lot of criticism for cloning his dog. But if Drake Maye is able to pull this win off, he will make his pet parent so happy. #TotallyRealSBFacts
#Superbowl #Football
#Superbowl #Football
Totally Real Fact #11: The refs have decided to remove 21 points from the Eagles because Patrick Mahomes had his fingers crossed behind his back when he threw those interceptions. #totallyrealsbfacts #SuperBowl
February 10, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Totally Real Fact #11: The refs have decided to remove 21 points from the Eagles because Patrick Mahomes had his fingers crossed behind his back when he threw those interceptions. #totallyrealsbfacts #SuperBowl
That's a wrap for #TotallyRealSBFacts 2025! Thank you as always to my cowritters @blanksy42.bsky.social and @rachelblank.bsky.social for making me sound funnier than I am! I'm going to DW!!!
February 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
That's a wrap for #TotallyRealSBFacts 2025! Thank you as always to my cowritters @blanksy42.bsky.social and @rachelblank.bsky.social for making me sound funnier than I am! I'm going to DW!!!
Totally Real Fact #2: If you don’t like the calls being made during this game, be sure to check out your team’s GoFundMe page to crowdsource a bribe for tonight’s referees #TotallyRealSBFacts #SuperBowl
February 9, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Totally Real Fact #2: If you don’t like the calls being made during this game, be sure to check out your team’s GoFundMe page to crowdsource a bribe for tonight’s referees #TotallyRealSBFacts #SuperBowl
Totally Real Fact #7: Patrick Mahomes is spending his halftime trying to figure out if it is worse to be shut out in the Super Bowl or be called a pedophile on national television. #TotallyRealSBFacts #SuperBowl
February 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Totally Real Fact #7: Patrick Mahomes is spending his halftime trying to figure out if it is worse to be shut out in the Super Bowl or be called a pedophile on national television. #TotallyRealSBFacts #SuperBowl
Totally Real Fact #4: Should Patrick Mahones fail to secure victory tonight, all knowledge of “Jake From Statefarm” will be wiped from our collective consciousness #TotallyRealSBFacts #SuperBowl
February 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Totally Real Fact #4: Should Patrick Mahones fail to secure victory tonight, all knowledge of “Jake From Statefarm” will be wiped from our collective consciousness #TotallyRealSBFacts #SuperBowl
Totally Real Totally Real SB Fact Fact #1: Like every year, fans of Totally Real SB Facts will receive one free fact for every touchdown the Bills score. So pay up! #TotallyRealSBFacts
February 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Totally Real Totally Real SB Fact Fact #1: Like every year, fans of Totally Real SB Facts will receive one free fact for every touchdown the Bills score. So pay up! #TotallyRealSBFacts
Totally Real Fact #5: As an incentive not to blow it, the losing team will be personally purchased by Elon Musk, and all players have to attend his birthday party #TotallyRealSBFacts #SuperBowl
February 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Totally Real Fact #5: As an incentive not to blow it, the losing team will be personally purchased by Elon Musk, and all players have to attend his birthday party #TotallyRealSBFacts #SuperBowl
Totally Real Fact #1: You could play Super Bowl LX. But for $5000 more, you could get Super Bowl LXS with heated seats and a luxurious leather interior. #totallyrealsbfacts
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#Superbowl #Football
February 8, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Totally Real Fact #1: You could play Super Bowl LX. But for $5000 more, you could get Super Bowl LXS with heated seats and a luxurious leather interior. #totallyrealsbfacts
#Superbowl #Football
#Superbowl #Football
Totally Real Fact #5: To increase the efficiency of your sports enjoyment, NBC will only be broadcasting an AI Overview of tonight’s game! #totallyrealsbfacts
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#Superbowl #Football
February 9, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Totally Real Fact #5: To increase the efficiency of your sports enjoyment, NBC will only be broadcasting an AI Overview of tonight’s game! #totallyrealsbfacts
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#Superbowl #Football
Totally Real Fact #7: Whoever at the Superbowl wrote on the Jumbotron "THE ONLY THING STRONGER THAN HATE IS LOVE" has clearly never talked to this guy #TotallyRealSBFacts
#Superbowl #Football #Kendrick
#Superbowl #Football #Kendrick
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Totally Real Fact #7: Whoever at the Superbowl wrote on the Jumbotron "THE ONLY THING STRONGER THAN HATE IS LOVE" has clearly never talked to this guy #TotallyRealSBFacts
#Superbowl #Football #Kendrick
#Superbowl #Football #Kendrick
Totally Real Fact #6: It may seem like a bad idea for the Chiefs to keep giving the ball back to The Eagles but they are hoping that they can tire out Jalen Hurts by scoring so much. #TotallyRealSBFacts #SuperBowl
February 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Totally Real Fact #6: It may seem like a bad idea for the Chiefs to keep giving the ball back to The Eagles but they are hoping that they can tire out Jalen Hurts by scoring so much. #TotallyRealSBFacts #SuperBowl