Trump has officially touched President Xi more than he's touched his wife Melania.
September 26, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Trump has officially touched President Xi more than he's touched his wife Melania.
Proof I have touched grass.
November 25, 2024 at 12:03 AM
Proof I have touched grass.
What’s wrong, babe? You haven’t touched your Eggo-brand alcoholic Appalachian sippin’ cream
February 21, 2025 at 12:54 PM
What’s wrong, babe? You haven’t touched your Eggo-brand alcoholic Appalachian sippin’ cream
Too many people haven’t touched a book since they graduated high school and it shows.
November 21, 2024 at 6:58 PM
Too many people haven’t touched a book since they graduated high school and it shows.
what's wrong babe? you've barely touched your rarohire rochi terochichimomo
February 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
what's wrong babe? you've barely touched your rarohire rochi terochichimomo
touched up a rat drawing i never posted. @whygena.bsky.social hbd!!
May 4, 2025 at 3:37 AM
touched up a rat drawing i never posted. @whygena.bsky.social hbd!!
Touched a little colour for fun...
May 16, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Touched a little colour for fun...
bro... hey bro what if we touched noses.
January 21, 2026 at 7:09 PM
bro... hey bro what if we touched noses.
Touched up an old doodle
September 27, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Touched up an old doodle
We touched the stove so much they’re turning it off.
* ONTARIO PREMIER SAYS 'IF THE UNITED STATES ESCALATES, I WILL NOT HESITATE TO SHUT THE ELECTRICITY OFF COMPLETELY'
@reuters.com
@reuters.com
March 10, 2025 at 3:53 PM
We touched the stove so much they’re turning it off.
What's the matter babe you've barely touched your event horizon ribs
September 21, 2025 at 2:17 PM
What's the matter babe you've barely touched your event horizon ribs
touched grass in a big way
September 20, 2026 at 12:28 AM
touched grass in a big way
Something wrong Hon, you've barely touched your meat and ferments.
RFK Jr on what he'll eat during the Super Bowl: "I am on a carnivore diet so I just eat meat and ferments, and I'm very happy with that. So I'm probably going to have yogurt."
February 8, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Something wrong Hon, you've barely touched your meat and ferments.
old work slightly touched up
March 20, 2026 at 4:30 AM
old work slightly touched up
Well, it’s midnight. Tariffs are in effect. We officially touched the stove.
March 4, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Well, it’s midnight. Tariffs are in effect. We officially touched the stove.
Pool Owner Has Bathing Suit That Touched His Penis You Can Borrow https://theonion.com/pool-owner-has-bathing-suit-that-touched-his-penis-you-1819575301/
July 20, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Pool Owner Has Bathing Suit That Touched His Penis You Can Borrow https://theonion.com/pool-owner-has-bathing-suit-that-touched-his-penis-you-1819575301/
trump touched it and it died, example 483737
July 7, 2026 at 1:23 AM
trump touched it and it died, example 483737
what if we touched tips?
September 25, 2026 at 4:52 PM
what if we touched tips?
Too many people haven’t touched a book since they graduated high school and it shows.
November 22, 2024 at 2:14 PM
Too many people haven’t touched a book since they graduated high school and it shows.
Touched a nerve, apparently.
September 16, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Touched a nerve, apparently.
Went back and touched up Aaron's design again.
October 3, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Went back and touched up Aaron's design again.
Touched up this Vela Nova fanart
From 2022
From 2022
October 7, 2024 at 5:05 PM
Touched up this Vela Nova fanart
From 2022
From 2022
Dew touched grasses, gouache 🌱
February 27, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Dew touched grasses, gouache 🌱
Left: touched up. Right: touched by the crypt keeper.
July 26, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Left: touched up. Right: touched by the crypt keeper.