Trears (noun)
/ˈtrɪərz/
Definition:
Time measured in emotional damage from the Trump presidency. One trear equals seven regular years—like dog years, but with more existential dread, heartburn, and spontaneous car crying.
/ˈtrɪərz/
Definition:
Time measured in emotional damage from the Trump presidency. One trear equals seven regular years—like dog years, but with more existential dread, heartburn, and spontaneous car crying.
June 18, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Trears (noun)
/ˈtrɪərz/
Definition:
Time measured in emotional damage from the Trump presidency. One trear equals seven regular years—like dog years, but with more existential dread, heartburn, and spontaneous car crying.
/ˈtrɪərz/
Definition:
Time measured in emotional damage from the Trump presidency. One trear equals seven regular years—like dog years, but with more existential dread, heartburn, and spontaneous car crying.
mf about to perform the genki-dama if he doesn’t get some trears
October 29, 2023 at 5:37 PM
mf about to perform the genki-dama if he doesn’t get some trears
Kinda sucks when a trans woman behaves like the platonic ideal of transmisogynistic stereotypes and you are putting in the position of defending her, while she trears you poorly too 💔
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Kinda sucks when a trans woman behaves like the platonic ideal of transmisogynistic stereotypes and you are putting in the position of defending her, while she trears you poorly too 💔
the bfdi fandom trears this show like its fucking avatar or some shit why is there a warzone in the osc discord over the new episode
June 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
the bfdi fandom trears this show like its fucking avatar or some shit why is there a warzone in the osc discord over the new episode
I got pulled into a meeting for more bullshit. And when they talked about me they kept saying "her her her"
I asked through trears to use my pronouns.
My manager got mad and hostile. She "apologized" but it was riddled with excuses.
I just wanted to make sure people had food.
I asked through trears to use my pronouns.
My manager got mad and hostile. She "apologized" but it was riddled with excuses.
I just wanted to make sure people had food.
November 6, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I got pulled into a meeting for more bullshit. And when they talked about me they kept saying "her her her"
I asked through trears to use my pronouns.
My manager got mad and hostile. She "apologized" but it was riddled with excuses.
I just wanted to make sure people had food.
I asked through trears to use my pronouns.
My manager got mad and hostile. She "apologized" but it was riddled with excuses.
I just wanted to make sure people had food.
Trears are fine too
December 28, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Trears are fine too
Fellas!! 📺🃏
June 29, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Fellas!! 📺🃏
Ican't my trears ate covierng the like btixuton
February 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Ican't my trears ate covierng the like btixuton
Especially when it comes to trears and desserts....
August 19, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Especially when it comes to trears and desserts....
ANOTHER SELFIE? 2 DAYS IN A ROW?! THIS GUY TREARS US SO WELL!!
September 13, 2026 at 8:41 AM
ANOTHER SELFIE? 2 DAYS IN A ROW?! THIS GUY TREARS US SO WELL!!
Guys be honest should i steal one of these rice crispy trears
October 12, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Guys be honest should i steal one of these rice crispy trears
We need a scene where a Bladerunner retires a SkinJob because it uses the phrase "load bearing" or "distinction worth pointing out" or "a seam that matters"…
(I would kill for something as poetic as "trears in the rain"…)
(I would kill for something as poetic as "trears in the rain"…)
August 5, 2026 at 1:19 PM
We need a scene where a Bladerunner retires a SkinJob because it uses the phrase "load bearing" or "distinction worth pointing out" or "a seam that matters"…
(I would kill for something as poetic as "trears in the rain"…)
(I would kill for something as poetic as "trears in the rain"…)
Really not sure Andonuts would approve of me taking that time machine of his (granted with how it trears organic matter I don't think there would be much of me left for him to get mad AT anyway...)
May 4, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Really not sure Andonuts would approve of me taking that time machine of his (granted with how it trears organic matter I don't think there would be much of me left for him to get mad AT anyway...)
Hapoy Birthday!!! I hope this next year is great, and that it trears you very well!🥳💫💝
June 22, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Hapoy Birthday!!! I hope this next year is great, and that it trears you very well!🥳💫💝
Merry crimbiss
Jelly being silly eating snow as if she wasn't fed earlier during our Christmas feast and trears fff lol 😂💖💖💖
Jelly being silly eating snow as if she wasn't fed earlier during our Christmas feast and trears fff lol 😂💖💖💖
December 26, 2024 at 2:51 AM
Merry crimbiss
Jelly being silly eating snow as if she wasn't fed earlier during our Christmas feast and trears fff lol 😂💖💖💖
Jelly being silly eating snow as if she wasn't fed earlier during our Christmas feast and trears fff lol 😂💖💖💖
Good morning frens!
Did you notice, I dropped my remix of @alphachromeyayo.bsky.social's "Tuxedos and Trears" yesterday?
The release also contains a "drumless" chill out version. I hope, you enjoy! 🌊🌴🎸
vapyd.bandcamp.com/album/tuxedo...
Did you notice, I dropped my remix of @alphachromeyayo.bsky.social's "Tuxedos and Trears" yesterday?
The release also contains a "drumless" chill out version. I hope, you enjoy! 🌊🌴🎸
vapyd.bandcamp.com/album/tuxedo...
November 30, 2023 at 8:46 AM
Good morning frens!
Did you notice, I dropped my remix of @alphachromeyayo.bsky.social's "Tuxedos and Trears" yesterday?
The release also contains a "drumless" chill out version. I hope, you enjoy! 🌊🌴🎸
vapyd.bandcamp.com/album/tuxedo...
Did you notice, I dropped my remix of @alphachromeyayo.bsky.social's "Tuxedos and Trears" yesterday?
The release also contains a "drumless" chill out version. I hope, you enjoy! 🌊🌴🎸
vapyd.bandcamp.com/album/tuxedo...
If you're one of those people that trears Mario Kart Tour as Mario Kart 9 then Lubba is not, nor will he ever be, in Mario Kart 9
February 16, 2025 at 12:04 AM
If you're one of those people that trears Mario Kart Tour as Mario Kart 9 then Lubba is not, nor will he ever be, in Mario Kart 9
Imma cry, imma shed trears, imma ball on the floor omfg
May 9, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Imma cry, imma shed trears, imma ball on the floor omfg
This trade is chilling to me. Represents cruelty and exploitation on a vast scale. When can we live in a world which trears non himan animals with genuine respect?
November 7, 2025 at 6:35 PM
This trade is chilling to me. Represents cruelty and exploitation on a vast scale. When can we live in a world which trears non himan animals with genuine respect?
“You can not legally call this vanilla” does a ton for trears
May 8, 2026 at 3:56 PM
“You can not legally call this vanilla” does a ton for trears
She went behind the bath almost immediately and hasn't emerged since! I'm hoping she might have an explore overnight. But she did eat her trears before retreating, so that's a start.
November 8, 2025 at 8:05 PM
She went behind the bath almost immediately and hasn't emerged since! I'm hoping she might have an explore overnight. But she did eat her trears before retreating, so that's a start.