This week in AQ3D: explore Greenguard Cave, Treefern Ravine update, and grab November's promo item! Last chance for TLaPD, Pumpkin Smashers, and Saga Mode characters. Last week brought Mogloween Cat Mounts, Travel Forms, and Pets!
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November 2, 2026 at 7:35 PM
This week in AQ3D: explore Greenguard Cave, Treefern Ravine update, and grab November's promo item! Last chance for TLaPD, Pumpkin Smashers, and Saga Mode characters. Last week brought Mogloween Cat Mounts, Travel Forms, and Pets!
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I wrote this haiku immediately after waking this morning:
A heavy ice cube
Salivating on the dream
Next to a table
These are the words of #JohnMastodon.
A heavy ice cube
Salivating on the dream
Next to a table
These are the words of #JohnMastodon.
November 3, 2026 at 2:37 AM
I wrote this haiku immediately after waking this morning:
A heavy ice cube
Salivating on the dream
Next to a table
These are the words of #JohnMastodon.
A heavy ice cube
Salivating on the dream
Next to a table
These are the words of #JohnMastodon.
This week in AQ3D: explore Greenguard Cave, Treefern Ravine update, and grab November's promo item! Last chance for TLaPD, Pumpkin Smashers, and Saga Mode characters. Last week brought Mogloween Cat Mounts, Travel Forms, and Pets!
https://aq3d.com/news/mogloween-mounts-pets-and-travel-forms/##aq3d
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November 2, 2026 at 7:35 PM
This week in AQ3D: explore Greenguard Cave, Treefern Ravine update, and grab November's promo item! Last chance for TLaPD, Pumpkin Smashers, and Saga Mode characters. Last week brought Mogloween Cat Mounts, Travel Forms, and Pets!
https://aq3d.com/news/mogloween-mounts-pets-and-travel-forms/##aq3d
https://aq3d.com/news/mogloween-mounts-pets-and-travel-forms/##aq3d
This week in AQ3D: explore Greenguard Cave, Treefern Ravine update, and grab November's promo item! Last chance for TLaPD, Pumpkin Smashers, and Saga Mode characters. Last week brought Mogloween Cat Mounts, Travel Forms, and Pets!
https://aq3d.com/news/mogloween-mounts-pets-and-travel-forms/##aq3d
https://aq3d.com/news/mogloween-mounts-pets-and-travel-forms/##aq3d
November 2, 2026 at 7:35 PM
This week in AQ3D: explore Greenguard Cave, Treefern Ravine update, and grab November's promo item! Last chance for TLaPD, Pumpkin Smashers, and Saga Mode characters. Last week brought Mogloween Cat Mounts, Travel Forms, and Pets!
https://aq3d.com/news/mogloween-mounts-pets-and-travel-forms/##aq3d
https://aq3d.com/news/mogloween-mounts-pets-and-travel-forms/##aq3d
What if we were to use the city of Illogan as a lumberjack?
Be grateful, for #JohnMastodon has spoken to you.
Be grateful, for #JohnMastodon has spoken to you.
November 3, 2026 at 10:37 PM
What if we were to use the city of Illogan as a lumberjack?
Be grateful, for #JohnMastodon has spoken to you.
Be grateful, for #JohnMastodon has spoken to you.
This morning I walked in the Valley of Mastodon and wrote this haiku:
A special lover
Shrinking like the flat pony
Outside the haircut
#JohnMastodon has spoken.
A special lover
Shrinking like the flat pony
Outside the haircut
#JohnMastodon has spoken.
November 5, 2026 at 12:37 AM
This morning I walked in the Valley of Mastodon and wrote this haiku:
A special lover
Shrinking like the flat pony
Outside the haircut
#JohnMastodon has spoken.
A special lover
Shrinking like the flat pony
Outside the haircut
#JohnMastodon has spoken.
Study these words carefully:
Mrs. Margaret Thatcher day-dreams all the time.
Thank you for your attention to this Mastodon. Make #JohnMastodon great again!
Mrs. Margaret Thatcher day-dreams all the time.
Thank you for your attention to this Mastodon. Make #JohnMastodon great again!
November 3, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Study these words carefully:
Mrs. Margaret Thatcher day-dreams all the time.
Thank you for your attention to this Mastodon. Make #JohnMastodon great again!
Mrs. Margaret Thatcher day-dreams all the time.
Thank you for your attention to this Mastodon. Make #JohnMastodon great again!
I wrote this haiku while dropping the kids off at the pool this morning:
The aviator
Becoming nearly calmer
Within the badger
#JohnMastodon has spoken.
The aviator
Becoming nearly calmer
Within the badger
#JohnMastodon has spoken.
November 3, 2026 at 7:37 PM
I wrote this haiku while dropping the kids off at the pool this morning:
The aviator
Becoming nearly calmer
Within the badger
#JohnMastodon has spoken.
The aviator
Becoming nearly calmer
Within the badger
#JohnMastodon has spoken.
I wrote this haiku in the shower this morning:
A closeted street
Getting even stupider
Next to a butcher
Be grateful, for #JohnMastodon has spoken to you.
A closeted street
Getting even stupider
Next to a butcher
Be grateful, for #JohnMastodon has spoken to you.
November 4, 2026 at 8:37 AM
I wrote this haiku in the shower this morning:
A closeted street
Getting even stupider
Next to a butcher
Be grateful, for #JohnMastodon has spoken to you.
A closeted street
Getting even stupider
Next to a butcher
Be grateful, for #JohnMastodon has spoken to you.
What if we were to mate a dog with a swan?
This is #JohnMastodon, signing out.
This is #JohnMastodon, signing out.
November 2, 2026 at 2:37 AM
What if we were to mate a dog with a swan?
This is #JohnMastodon, signing out.
This is #JohnMastodon, signing out.
S'up? Check dis out, bitches:
John Mastodon was walking in China. A small boy mused "Why does reality exist?" John replied: "Know thyself."
#JohnMastodon has spoken.
John Mastodon was walking in China. A small boy mused "Why does reality exist?" John replied: "Know thyself."
#JohnMastodon has spoken.
November 3, 2026 at 7:37 AM
S'up? Check dis out, bitches:
John Mastodon was walking in China. A small boy mused "Why does reality exist?" John replied: "Know thyself."
#JohnMastodon has spoken.
John Mastodon was walking in China. A small boy mused "Why does reality exist?" John replied: "Know thyself."
#JohnMastodon has spoken.
Study these words carefully:
Sir Clive Sinclair plays the cello.
I am #JohnMastodon, your sage advisor.
Sir Clive Sinclair plays the cello.
I am #JohnMastodon, your sage advisor.
November 1, 2026 at 6:37 AM
Study these words carefully:
Sir Clive Sinclair plays the cello.
I am #JohnMastodon, your sage advisor.
Sir Clive Sinclair plays the cello.
I am #JohnMastodon, your sage advisor.
What if we used Princess Anne as a cistern?
#JohnMastodon has spoken.
#JohnMastodon has spoken.
November 1, 2026 at 1:37 AM
What if we used Princess Anne as a cistern?
#JohnMastodon has spoken.
#JohnMastodon has spoken.
I wrote this haiku immediately after waking this morning:
The dead, slow hotel
Becoming quickly sweeter
Inside the suitcase
These are the words of #JohnMastodon.
The dead, slow hotel
Becoming quickly sweeter
Inside the suitcase
These are the words of #JohnMastodon.
November 1, 2026 at 7:37 PM
I wrote this haiku immediately after waking this morning:
The dead, slow hotel
Becoming quickly sweeter
Inside the suitcase
These are the words of #JohnMastodon.
The dead, slow hotel
Becoming quickly sweeter
Inside the suitcase
These are the words of #JohnMastodon.
I wrote this haiku while dropping the kids off at the pool this morning:
A fast, thick lover
Calmer than a fragrant girl
Within a piglet
I am #JohnMastodon, your sage advisor.
A fast, thick lover
Calmer than a fragrant girl
Within a piglet
I am #JohnMastodon, your sage advisor.
November 2, 2026 at 12:37 AM
I wrote this haiku while dropping the kids off at the pool this morning:
A fast, thick lover
Calmer than a fragrant girl
Within a piglet
I am #JohnMastodon, your sage advisor.
A fast, thick lover
Calmer than a fragrant girl
Within a piglet
I am #JohnMastodon, your sage advisor.
I wrote this haiku while dropping the kids off at the pool this morning:
A silent uncle
Conversing like the thick man
Forever singing
Be grateful, for #JohnMastodon has spoken to you.
A silent uncle
Conversing like the thick man
Forever singing
Be grateful, for #JohnMastodon has spoken to you.
November 1, 2026 at 11:37 AM
I wrote this haiku while dropping the kids off at the pool this morning:
A silent uncle
Conversing like the thick man
Forever singing
Be grateful, for #JohnMastodon has spoken to you.
A silent uncle
Conversing like the thick man
Forever singing
Be grateful, for #JohnMastodon has spoken to you.
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October 27, 2026 at 7:31 AM
Why do we not just use the city of Seaside as a towel?
#JohnMastodon has cast those pearls before you. Do with them what you will.
#JohnMastodon has cast those pearls before you. Do with them what you will.
October 31, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Why do we not just use the city of Seaside as a towel?
#JohnMastodon has cast those pearls before you. Do with them what you will.
#JohnMastodon has cast those pearls before you. Do with them what you will.
I wrote this haiku while dropping the kids off at the pool this morning:
The terrible rat
Becoming simply stronger
Within the pony
#JohnMastodon has cast those pearls before you. Do with them what you will.
The terrible rat
Becoming simply stronger
Within the pony
#JohnMastodon has cast those pearls before you. Do with them what you will.
November 1, 2026 at 12:37 AM
I wrote this haiku while dropping the kids off at the pool this morning:
The terrible rat
Becoming simply stronger
Within the pony
#JohnMastodon has cast those pearls before you. Do with them what you will.
The terrible rat
Becoming simply stronger
Within the pony
#JohnMastodon has cast those pearls before you. Do with them what you will.
Study these words carefully:
Superman sold his false teeth.
Thank you for your attention to this Mastodon. Make #JohnMastodon great again!
Superman sold his false teeth.
Thank you for your attention to this Mastodon. Make #JohnMastodon great again!
October 30, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Study these words carefully:
Superman sold his false teeth.
Thank you for your attention to this Mastodon. Make #JohnMastodon great again!
Superman sold his false teeth.
Thank you for your attention to this Mastodon. Make #JohnMastodon great again!
This morning I hiked to the summit of Mount Mastodon and wrote this haiku:
The brown, bright carrot
Salivating on the screen
Within the haircut
Be grateful, for #JohnMastodon has spoken to you.
The brown, bright carrot
Salivating on the screen
Within the haircut
Be grateful, for #JohnMastodon has spoken to you.
October 28, 2026 at 3:37 PM
This morning I hiked to the summit of Mount Mastodon and wrote this haiku:
The brown, bright carrot
Salivating on the screen
Within the haircut
Be grateful, for #JohnMastodon has spoken to you.
The brown, bright carrot
Salivating on the screen
Within the haircut
Be grateful, for #JohnMastodon has spoken to you.
I wrote this haiku in the shower this morning:
A wavy sailor
Becoming quickly stronger
Next to a racehorse
These are the words of #JohnMastodon.
A wavy sailor
Becoming quickly stronger
Next to a racehorse
These are the words of #JohnMastodon.
October 28, 2026 at 12:37 AM
I wrote this haiku in the shower this morning:
A wavy sailor
Becoming quickly stronger
Next to a racehorse
These are the words of #JohnMastodon.
A wavy sailor
Becoming quickly stronger
Next to a racehorse
These are the words of #JohnMastodon.
Consider this account of my life's suffering:
John Mastodon was residing in the Antarctic with Dame Janet Baker. An old woman wondered "What is the Buddha-nature?" John replied: "You will find the answer at the bottom of God."
I am #JohnMastodon, your sage advisor.
John Mastodon was residing in the Antarctic with Dame Janet Baker. An old woman wondered "What is the Buddha-nature?" John replied: "You will find the answer at the bottom of God."
I am #JohnMastodon, your sage advisor.
October 28, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Consider this account of my life's suffering:
John Mastodon was residing in the Antarctic with Dame Janet Baker. An old woman wondered "What is the Buddha-nature?" John replied: "You will find the answer at the bottom of God."
I am #JohnMastodon, your sage advisor.
John Mastodon was residing in the Antarctic with Dame Janet Baker. An old woman wondered "What is the Buddha-nature?" John replied: "You will find the answer at the bottom of God."
I am #JohnMastodon, your sage advisor.
What if we were to mate Holly Hunter with a wolf?
Be grateful, for #JohnMastodon has spoken to you.
Be grateful, for #JohnMastodon has spoken to you.
October 26, 2026 at 6:37 PM
What if we were to mate Holly Hunter with a wolf?
Be grateful, for #JohnMastodon has spoken to you.
Be grateful, for #JohnMastodon has spoken to you.