Daily Simpsons quote.
Krusty doll: (covering Homer's eyes) Guess who, fat boy!
Homer: Marge, Marge, look!
Marge: Oh my God!
Homer: The doll's trying to kill me and the toaster's been laughin' at me!
#thesimpsons #treehouseofhorrorIII #krustydoll #homer #marge

Daily Simpsons quote.
Lisa: Bart, you cast the wrong spell! Zombies!
Bart: Please, Lis, they prefer to be called the 'living impaired'.
#thesimpsons #treehouseofhorrorIII #bart #lisa

Daily Simpsons quote.
Carl: Hey, I heard we're goin' to Ape Island.
Lenny: Yeah, to capture a giant ape. I wish we were going to Candy Apple Island.
Charlie: Candy Apple Island? What do they got there?
Carl: Apes, but they're not so big.
#thesimpsons #treehouseofhorrorIII #lenny #carl

Daily Simpsons quote.
Ned Flanders: [incarnated into a zombie] Hey, Simpson. I'm feeling a mite peckish. Mind if I chew your ear?
Bart: Dad, you killed the zombie Flanders!
Homer: [confused] He was a zombie?
#thesimpsons #treehouseofhorrorIII #homer #bart #nedflanders

Daily Simpsons quote.
Homer: [while attacking the zombies] Take that, Washington! Eat lead, Einstein! Show's over, Shakespeare!
Shakespeare: Is this the end of Zombie Shakespeare?
#thesimpsons #treehouseofhorrorIII #homer

Daily Simpsons quote.
Grampa: That doll is evil, I tells ya. Evil! EVIL!!!
Marge: Grandpa, you said that about all the presents.
Grampa: [whines] I just want attention.
#thesimpsons #treehouseofhorrorIII #grampa #marge

Terrible curse aside, I was kinda disappointed this evil doll didn't come with a free frogurt 🤡😈💀😅 #artistlife #KrustyTheClown #TreehouseOfHorrorIII #guesswhofatboy #thedollstryingtokillmeandthetoastersbeenlaughingatme #imsuchadork

Daily Simpsons quote.
Reporter: What kind of show you got for us, Mr. Burns?
Mr. Burns: Well, the ape's going to stand around for 3 hours or so. Then we'll close with the ethnic comedy of Dugan and Dershowitz.
Reporter: Sensational!
#thesimpsons #treehouseofhorrorIII #mrburns

Daily Simpsons quote.
Bart: From A-Apple to Z-Zebra, "Baby's First Pop-up Book" is 26 pages of alphabetic adventure!
Mrs. Krabappel: Bart, you mean to tell me you read a book intended for preschoolers?
Bart: Well, most of it.
#thesimpsons #treehouseofhorrorIII #bart #mrskrabappel

The #venndiagram for tonight's match-up #treehouseofhorroriii vs #funeralforafiend #simpsons