It should have been Epstein.
Instead, it’ll probably be triglycerides.
Instead, it’ll probably be triglycerides.
August 17, 2026 at 1:19 AM
It should have been Epstein.
Instead, it’ll probably be triglycerides.
Instead, it’ll probably be triglycerides.
We’re not over, no.
I’ve never rooted for triglycerides so hard in my life, though.
I’ve never rooted for triglycerides so hard in my life, though.
January 25, 2025 at 2:27 AM
We’re not over, no.
I’ve never rooted for triglycerides so hard in my life, though.
I’ve never rooted for triglycerides so hard in my life, though.
Quit booze five months ago and my cholesterol dropped 32 points and my triglycerides went from 142 to 74.
(PS: I am what they call California sober)
(PS: I am what they call California sober)
July 30, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Quit booze five months ago and my cholesterol dropped 32 points and my triglycerides went from 142 to 74.
(PS: I am what they call California sober)
(PS: I am what they call California sober)
Triglycerides were among the most unhealthy of the dinosaurs.
September 3, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Triglycerides were among the most unhealthy of the dinosaurs.
Do your work triglycerides 👊
January 25, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Do your work triglycerides 👊
Come on triglycerides!
April 13, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Come on triglycerides!
Triglycerides would make a beautiful name for a girl.
June 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Triglycerides would make a beautiful name for a girl.
Me: Gosh this doctor seems young
Doctor: Your cholesterol too tough. Your triglycerides too different. Your blood pressure is too bad. They'll kill you.
Doctor: Your cholesterol too tough. Your triglycerides too different. Your blood pressure is too bad. They'll kill you.
March 26, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Me: Gosh this doctor seems young
Doctor: Your cholesterol too tough. Your triglycerides too different. Your blood pressure is too bad. They'll kill you.
Doctor: Your cholesterol too tough. Your triglycerides too different. Your blood pressure is too bad. They'll kill you.
Rooting for triglycerides !!
November 30, 2024 at 11:28 PM
Rooting for triglycerides !!
An experimental gene-editing treatment shows promise for permanently lowering levels of cholesterol and triglycerides, possibly helping cut the risk for heart disease. n.pr/4hPhrQp
CRISPR gene-editing works to reduce high cholesterol in a new study
An experimental gene-editing treatment shows promise for permanently lowering levels of cholesterol and triglycerides, possibly helping cut the risk for heart disease.
n.pr
November 8, 2025 at 3:51 PM
An experimental gene-editing treatment shows promise for permanently lowering levels of cholesterol and triglycerides, possibly helping cut the risk for heart disease. n.pr/4hPhrQp
Can I send him my triglycerides I have plenty to spare
January 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Can I send him my triglycerides I have plenty to spare
Every morning I’m like, come on Triglycerides…
April 5, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Every morning I’m like, come on Triglycerides…
before and after a GLP-1RA. SUCK IT HEART DISEASE
August 7, 2025 at 4:02 PM
before and after a GLP-1RA. SUCK IT HEART DISEASE
Hey look! Good news.
In an early, small, trial, a new gene-editing drug reduced cholesterol and triglycerides in high-risk heart-disease patients.
Early. Small. But still.
www.npr.org/2025/11/08/n...
In an early, small, trial, a new gene-editing drug reduced cholesterol and triglycerides in high-risk heart-disease patients.
Early. Small. But still.
www.npr.org/2025/11/08/n...
CRISPR gene-editing works to reduce high cholesterol in a new study
An experimental gene-editing treatment shows promise for permanently lowering levels of cholesterol and triglycerides, possibly helping cut the risk for heart disease.
www.npr.org
November 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Hey look! Good news.
In an early, small, trial, a new gene-editing drug reduced cholesterol and triglycerides in high-risk heart-disease patients.
Early. Small. But still.
www.npr.org/2025/11/08/n...
In an early, small, trial, a new gene-editing drug reduced cholesterol and triglycerides in high-risk heart-disease patients.
Early. Small. But still.
www.npr.org/2025/11/08/n...
I have an innocent heart unburdened by sin, malice, or triglycerides
November 9, 2025 at 10:12 AM
I have an innocent heart unburdened by sin, malice, or triglycerides
Using CRISPR gene-editing to permanently reduce cholesterol and triglycerides holds tremendous promise. It almost sounds like science fiction. Go science!
www.npr.org/2025/11/08/n...
www.npr.org/2025/11/08/n...
CRISPR gene-editing works to reduce high cholesterol in a new study
An experimental gene-editing treatment shows promise for permanently lowering levels of cholesterol and triglycerides, possibly helping cut the risk for heart disease.
www.npr.org
November 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Using CRISPR gene-editing to permanently reduce cholesterol and triglycerides holds tremendous promise. It almost sounds like science fiction. Go science!
www.npr.org/2025/11/08/n...
www.npr.org/2025/11/08/n...
Ass so fat it raises your triglycerides.
March 4, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Ass so fat it raises your triglycerides.
CRISPR gene therapy slashes 'bad' cholesterol, triglycerides by half in small study reut.rs/47wFsIA
CRISPR gene therapy slashes 'bad' cholesterol, triglycerides by half in small study
A single infusion of CRISPR Therapeutics' experimental gene therapy was safe and reduced levels of harmful LDL cholesterol and triglycerides by half in four people taking the highest dose, raising hope for a one-time treatment.
reut.rs
November 8, 2025 at 3:10 PM
CRISPR gene therapy slashes 'bad' cholesterol, triglycerides by half in small study reut.rs/47wFsIA
I’m Team Triglycerides, myself. We should have tshirts made up…
September 19, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I’m Team Triglycerides, myself. We should have tshirts made up…
Same here. I’m almost 3 year Cali-sober. Cholesterol, triglycerides and weight down. Rest filled nights, way up. No going back! Alcohol is, unfortunately, the devil.
July 30, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Same here. I’m almost 3 year Cali-sober. Cholesterol, triglycerides and weight down. Rest filled nights, way up. No going back! Alcohol is, unfortunately, the devil.
Barbecuing some Brats tonight. Yum carcinogens and triglycerides.
May 27, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Barbecuing some Brats tonight. Yum carcinogens and triglycerides.
Heartwarming: This woman won the international stress eating championship. Her prize? Elevated triglycerides.
February 4, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Heartwarming: This woman won the international stress eating championship. Her prize? Elevated triglycerides.
Do you mean learn anything and change their approach to campaigning? That’s already starting, and I hope it will result in big changes.
If you mean investigate/somehow change the results - not happening. I think we’ll get some audits, but we’re stuck w/Trump for 4 years or until triglycerides win.
If you mean investigate/somehow change the results - not happening. I think we’ll get some audits, but we’re stuck w/Trump for 4 years or until triglycerides win.
November 30, 2024 at 2:22 AM
Do you mean learn anything and change their approach to campaigning? That’s already starting, and I hope it will result in big changes.
If you mean investigate/somehow change the results - not happening. I think we’ll get some audits, but we’re stuck w/Trump for 4 years or until triglycerides win.
If you mean investigate/somehow change the results - not happening. I think we’ll get some audits, but we’re stuck w/Trump for 4 years or until triglycerides win.
Doctor just called and said my triglycerides are really high, so to celebrate I’m going to get McDonalds.
December 6, 2024 at 5:47 PM
Doctor just called and said my triglycerides are really high, so to celebrate I’m going to get McDonalds.