#trolley
Food trolley got a parachute?
November 5, 2026 at 9:58 AM
Oh so it’s like a reverse trolley problem that’s cool what a fun thought experiment
November 7, 2026 at 12:01 AM
*collects little trolley, pulls on lumberjack top*
November 6, 2026 at 3:38 PM
inflation has struck even the trolley problem
Anthropic thinks they should be able to kill 50 people at a time.

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November 3, 2026 at 1:01 AM
portland oregon, man
November 5, 2026 at 7:09 PM
we're banning cars and bringing back the trolley systems the car companies killed. at their expense.
What's your most ridiculous, newly emboldened political demand?

(Absurd answers only.)
November 5, 2026 at 5:01 AM
clang clang clang went the trolley
I'm screaming
November 3, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Back on the #SEPTA Time Trolley
November 5, 2026 at 10:05 PM
They just trolley problemed irl
November 3, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Actual trolley problem but with a real easy answer
November 6, 2026 at 12:27 PM
For a while I've been thinking that the correct answer to the trolley problem is to stop the person who sets up trolley problems. The case by case answer is uninteresting and reveals nothing, so let's crack open the head of the person who keeps on tying people to trolley tracks and see wtf is up.
November 2, 2026 at 7:27 PM
When you get to line up the bodies, yourself, on the trolley problem track
November 2, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Don’t have to engage with the trolley problem if the trolley operator is deliberately steering into a bunch of people and there’s not really much you can do about it
November 7, 2026 at 2:12 PM
4:46 AM, the cottage bedroom:

We must absolutely collect the post today!

I'm still looking askance at driving anywhere, so I shall set out with my little shopping trolley, once the rain has moved on.

Crowley fashioned a lovely waterproof trolley cover; he's really quite clever at making things!
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November 6, 2026 at 4:54 AM
blow up the trolley
November 3, 2026 at 4:37 PM
lmao centrists are just flatly obsessed with trolley problems and think that's how real life works
or you could be this fucken guy
November 2, 2026 at 7:25 PM
the unsuspicious baggage trolley of a tourist who just got back from certain furcon 😅
pretty funny how people keep trying so hard to figure out what exactly is in the bag, is it not obvious enough?
November 5, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Genuine question I think about sometimes. Trolley Problem, yeah? Why not pull the lever halfway, misaligning the rails and derailing the trolley, saving everyone.
it is only ever called "a trolley" so it's just an empty cart, nobody's in there. Maybe love wins, just gotta think outside the box
November 3, 2026 at 1:06 AM
This variant of the trolley problem relies on one’s ability to perform what we in the business call a “multi-track drift”
November 7, 2026 at 12:46 AM
The obvious solution is to have 9 people riding on a refreshment trolley.
November 6, 2026 at 1:32 PM
The problem with elections being presented via the trolley problem is that there is only one track, and the switch just changes the colour of the vehicle, and everybody dies.
November 6, 2026 at 3:01 PM
TTC Western Flyer rebuild trolley coach #9289 lays over at Bicknell Loop, on one of the first days of service of the 63 OSSINGTON trolley bus extension.

⌚July 1974 📷Richard Graze

#Toronto #PublicTransit #TTC #TakeTheTTC #TorontoTransit #Transit #Bus #TrolleyBus #Trolley
November 4, 2026 at 12:00 PM
you thought the trolley problem was bad enough? you ain't seen nothin yet!
November 2, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Librarians do have qualifications beyond being able to push a trolley, you know?
November 6, 2026 at 12:22 PM
「トロッコ問題」で“命の選択”を迫られるゲーム『Trolley Dilemma』がSteamにて配信開始。なぜかボスバトルもある
https://news.denfaminicogamer.jp/news/2611052w
November 5, 2026 at 11:42 AM