To Trumpblink:

To nod off at an important moment.

You know, championship basketball, criminal cases, and World War Three. Things like that.

Maybe don’t tweet so much all night long. Ain’t no one there to listen. We’re trumpblinking through it ourselves.

#ViveLaRésistance #Resist #DumpTrump

…So a #TrumpBlink is between 300 & 3,0000 times longer than a typical blink.
Let’s do the math:
-a typical cease-fire (n=1) lasts 2 weeks
- so this #TrumpBlink cease-fire extension could last between 600 & 6,000 weeks (11.5 & 115 years).
We can hope for that, but I sure wouldn’t bet on it.

www.cnn.com/2026/04/22/p...
So Trump blinked again.
I bet ha it’s one of those #TrumpBlink s. When he falls asleep in meetings, he claims he’s only blinking, but a #TrumpBlink typically lasts between 5 & 20 minutes. A regular blink typically lasts between 0.1 & 0.4 seconds….

So fucked up! Definitely need to remove the sleepy Joe and turn it into
#trumpblink 😂

Record for the longest blink goes to Trump #trumpblink