#trumptakeegg
March 14, 2025 at 1:00 PM
March 15, 2025 at 10:13 PM
It’s 9am TFT time here, and citizens are already gathering to protest Tariffs by the United States. Our plain clothes Officer Penguins are attempting to maintain calm, but unfortunately we keep losing them in the crowd.
April 3, 2025 at 11:02 AM
March 29, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Like clockwork, no solutions to combat sky-high eggs prices and shortages so he pivots to lies about the southern border. #TrumpTakeEgg
Trump: "Eggs. I'm hearing so much about eggs. You'll figure it out. You gotta figure something out fast. And we inherited all the problems ... the big things, really, we can blame other people for."
February 21, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Lowering the cost of living for American people — via tariffs, mass firings, and random executive orders?

Where are the cost of living receipts?

#trumptakeegg
March 4, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I believe this is the guy you’re looking for. #TrumpTakeEgg
March 7, 2025 at 7:37 PM
February 17, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Trump says the SNAP money that he’s been ordered by a court to release won’t be released until the government shutdown ends.
November 4, 2025 at 5:52 PM
#TrumpTakeEgg!

Oh wait no, this is Canada, lol.
March 9, 2025 at 12:11 AM
March 22, 2025 at 3:05 AM
March 5, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Secretary Noem should immediately go to northern border and personally check cars for hidden compartments filled with $2/dozen eggs.

#TrumpTakeEgg
March 4, 2025 at 8:20 PM
“Due to the nationwide egg shortage and increased cost of eggs, some of our restaurant locations will need to temporarily add a surcharge to every meal that incudes eggs.” #TrumpTakeEgg
February 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
March 29, 2025 at 2:01 PM
people keep asking me to do stuff like this and my response every time is that it sounds like a lot of work. if any of my wonderful followers want to register trumptakeegg dot com or start a youtube channel or whatever you have my support and i'll repost you tho
February 15, 2025 at 12:28 AM
March 7, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Spotted at my local Stop & Shop.

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February 23, 2025 at 12:02 AM
“At a No Frills grocery store in Niagara Falls, Ont., just a 10-minute drive from the U.S. border, Americans have been spotted hunting for cheap Canadian eggs. Steve, who works in the store’s dairy department, said he recognizes American egg hunters by their accent.” #TrumpTakeEgg
March 7, 2025 at 8:14 PM
First #TrumpTakeEgg now #TrumpTakeWoT fuck this timeline
May 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Unelected Elon Musk, the world’s richest individual, is enjoying all sorts of new government perks (like getting his private security detail deputized by US Marshals Service) on top of his government subsidies while working Americans are paying a Trump egg tax. #TrumpTakeEgg
February 21, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Trump Take Egg
#TrumpTakeEgg
March 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM