We are so lucky we have trumpy to save us.
November 15, 2026 at 4:58 AM
We are so lucky we have trumpy to save us.
He starts out with, "Where ya from? What network?" They all do this now. Does the Trumpy "fake news" thing even land anymore?
November 14, 2026 at 3:33 PM
He starts out with, "Where ya from? What network?" They all do this now. Does the Trumpy "fake news" thing even land anymore?
MarkyMark is a clown. But Trumpy likes clowns.
November 14, 2026 at 6:24 PM
MarkyMark is a clown. But Trumpy likes clowns.
Trumpy is literally still spending time trying to CLOSE A DC GOLF COURSE. He wants to destroy it so he can make it a Trumpy Golf Course. Then he can make it private for himself and his rich friends. Oh and ban black people.
November 13, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Trumpy is literally still spending time trying to CLOSE A DC GOLF COURSE. He wants to destroy it so he can make it a Trumpy Golf Course. Then he can make it private for himself and his rich friends. Oh and ban black people.
The stupidest president in history is the manager of an employment agency. How does he do it? He's brilliant. He can do it all.
The Trumpy Ballroom
The Trumpy Arch
The Trumpy Golf Course
The Trumpy Kennedy Center
The Trumpy Reflecting Pool
The Trumpy Statue Garden
www.forbes.com/sites/sarado...
The Trumpy Ballroom
The Trumpy Arch
The Trumpy Golf Course
The Trumpy Kennedy Center
The Trumpy Reflecting Pool
The Trumpy Statue Garden
www.forbes.com/sites/sarado...
November 12, 2026 at 5:19 PM
The stupidest president in history is the manager of an employment agency. How does he do it? He's brilliant. He can do it all.
The Trumpy Ballroom
The Trumpy Arch
The Trumpy Golf Course
The Trumpy Kennedy Center
The Trumpy Reflecting Pool
The Trumpy Statue Garden
www.forbes.com/sites/sarado...
The Trumpy Ballroom
The Trumpy Arch
The Trumpy Golf Course
The Trumpy Kennedy Center
The Trumpy Reflecting Pool
The Trumpy Statue Garden
www.forbes.com/sites/sarado...
Create groundstop.
National Emergency.
The People and the economy are over a barrel.
Ask for $50 million emergency funding from Congress.
Sounds like a grift with Trumpy fingerprints.
National Emergency.
The People and the economy are over a barrel.
Ask for $50 million emergency funding from Congress.
Sounds like a grift with Trumpy fingerprints.
November 14, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Create groundstop.
National Emergency.
The People and the economy are over a barrel.
Ask for $50 million emergency funding from Congress.
Sounds like a grift with Trumpy fingerprints.
National Emergency.
The People and the economy are over a barrel.
Ask for $50 million emergency funding from Congress.
Sounds like a grift with Trumpy fingerprints.
Trumpy at his morning meeting.
November 12, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Trumpy at his morning meeting.
Trumpy loves his ties.
November 13, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Trumpy loves his ties.
Trumpy has kinda just fired JD Vance.
Pretty funny.
Stevie Miller wil be the new Vice President.
Pretty funny.
Stevie Miller wil be the new Vice President.
November 13, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Trumpy has kinda just fired JD Vance.
Pretty funny.
Stevie Miller wil be the new Vice President.
Pretty funny.
Stevie Miller wil be the new Vice President.
It WOULD be a very Trumpy thing to do to try to fix the air control system during rush hour on a Friday afternoon.
November 14, 2026 at 11:41 AM
It WOULD be a very Trumpy thing to do to try to fix the air control system during rush hour on a Friday afternoon.
John F. Kennedy
or Donny Trumpy.
Decency: Clearly JFK wins. Every single time.
Don't let Trumpy phuck up another DC memorial.
or Donny Trumpy.
Decency: Clearly JFK wins. Every single time.
Don't let Trumpy phuck up another DC memorial.
November 13, 2026 at 6:48 PM
John F. Kennedy
or Donny Trumpy.
Decency: Clearly JFK wins. Every single time.
Don't let Trumpy phuck up another DC memorial.
or Donny Trumpy.
Decency: Clearly JFK wins. Every single time.
Don't let Trumpy phuck up another DC memorial.
Trumpy says we are taking in trillions from Venezuela, where is that money going?
November 14, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Trumpy says we are taking in trillions from Venezuela, where is that money going?
Trumpy and his magic tie is longer than the photo.
November 12, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Trumpy and his magic tie is longer than the photo.
Where’s Trumpy??
November 14, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Where’s Trumpy??
Heckuva Job, Trumpy
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
Heckuva Job, Trumpy
TBR Weekend Read
open.substack.com
November 14, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Heckuva Job, Trumpy
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
We can 100% guarantee if Schumer is Senate Majority Leader, absolutely nothing will get done. We don't need someone 75 years old to be the face of the senate. Van Hollin will rip Trumpy to shreds.
In this election, millions of Americans rejected Trump’s cruelty & corruption. But they also rejected a broken & rigged economic system that gave us two Trump terms in the first place.
I’m running for Senate Majority Leader to answer their demand for change.
I’m running for Senate Majority Leader to answer their demand for change.
November 14, 2026 at 11:46 PM
We can 100% guarantee if Schumer is Senate Majority Leader, absolutely nothing will get done. We don't need someone 75 years old to be the face of the senate. Van Hollin will rip Trumpy to shreds.
Trumpy hasn't made a single comment about this? He has never met a camera he won't talk to. But he's not talkin about this. We can all assume he has a part of this.
November 14, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Trumpy hasn't made a single comment about this? He has never met a camera he won't talk to. But he's not talkin about this. We can all assume he has a part of this.
I don't like the guy, but announcing prosecutions before there are investigations and indictments is very Trumpy, don't you think?
November 12, 2026 at 6:55 PM
I don't like the guy, but announcing prosecutions before there are investigations and indictments is very Trumpy, don't you think?
Trumpy is an idiot.
November 13, 2026 at 5:53 AM
Trumpy is an idiot.
What did Trumpy do? Has to be, right?
atisalerts.com
November 13, 2026 at 9:25 PM
What did Trumpy do? Has to be, right?
Ooooo…so golden. Trumpy likes!
November 12, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Ooooo…so golden. Trumpy likes!
We should chip in and buy this for trumpy. Maybe just ask them not to check for a pulse?
November 15, 2026 at 4:32 AM
We should chip in and buy this for trumpy. Maybe just ask them not to check for a pulse?
Heckuva Job, Trumpy
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
Heckuva Job, Trumpy
TBR Weekend Read
open.substack.com
November 14, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Heckuva Job, Trumpy
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
Heckuva Job, Trumpy
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
Heckuva Job, Trumpy
TBR Weekend Read
open.substack.com
November 14, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Heckuva Job, Trumpy
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
Trumpy hates Obama, for no specific reason other than because he's black and loved by millions of people worldwide.
Everyone pretty much all hates and despises Trumpy because he's a vile, evil, and idiotic monster who LOVES the pain he's causing so many people. Two more years. 😢 Hold on Tight.
Everyone pretty much all hates and despises Trumpy because he's a vile, evil, and idiotic monster who LOVES the pain he's causing so many people. Two more years. 😢 Hold on Tight.
November 11, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Trumpy hates Obama, for no specific reason other than because he's black and loved by millions of people worldwide.
Everyone pretty much all hates and despises Trumpy because he's a vile, evil, and idiotic monster who LOVES the pain he's causing so many people. Two more years. 😢 Hold on Tight.
Everyone pretty much all hates and despises Trumpy because he's a vile, evil, and idiotic monster who LOVES the pain he's causing so many people. Two more years. 😢 Hold on Tight.