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belovedcrypt.bsky.social
trynot to say mother challenge
December 21, 2024 at 2:52 PM
therealjackfinn.bsky.social
Find your next favorite #horror read from one of these great #HorrorAuthors

Heller - Dylan Degrave
TryNot to Die with Satan Inside - @marktullius.bsky.social
The Haven Horror - Hokunani Sorci
Strowg - @johnfleonard.bsky.social
Firebug - Risa Patterson
Witches Blooding - Math Bird
December 3, 2025 at 6:38 PM
tiffanycli.bsky.social
Congratulate people for being one of today’s lucky 10,000!

xkcd.com/1053/
Comic Box 1: I TRYNOT TO MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE FOR ADMITTING THEY DON'T KNOW THINGS. BECAUSE FOR EACH THING "EVERYONE KNOWS" BY THE TIME THEY'RE ADULTS, EVERY DAY THERE ARE, ON AVERAGE, 10,000 PEOPLE IN THE US HEARING ABOUT IT FOR THE FIRST TIME. RACTION WHO HAVE = 0° EARD OF IT AT BIRTH FRACTION WHO HAVE = 100% HEARD OF IT BY 30 US BIRTH RATE = 4,000,000/year NUMBER HEARING ABOUT FOR THE = 10,000 day FIRST TIME IF I MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE, I TRAIN THEM NOT TO TELL ME WHEN THEY HAVE THOSE MOMENTS. AND I MISS OUT ON THE FUN. Box 2: 2 stick figures talk. "DIET COKE AND MENTOS THING"? WHAT'S THAT? OH MAN! COME ON, WERE GOING TO THE GROCERY STORE. WHY? YOURE ONE OF TODAY'S LUCKY 10,000.
April 27, 2025 at 1:59 PM
sickoscommittee.org
You’re one of today’s lucky 10,000!
I TRYNOT TO MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE FOR ADMITTING THEY DON'T KNOW THINGS. BECAUSE FOR EACH THING "EVERYONE KNOWS' BY THE TIME THEY'RE ADULTS, EVERY DAY THERE ARE, ON AVERAGE, 10,000 PEOPLE IN THE US HEARING ABOUT IT FOR THE FIRST TIME. EARD OF IT AT BIRTH FRACTION WHO HAVE ~ 100% HEARD OF IT BY 30 US BIRTH RATE = 4,000,000/year PROUT ETHE 210000 ABOUT IT FOR THE FIRST TIME IF I MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE, I TRAIN THEM NOT TO TELL ME WHEN THEY HAVE THOSE MOMENTS. AND I MISS OUT ON THE FUN. "DIET COKE AND MENTOS THING? WHAT'S THAT? OH MAN! COME ON, WERE GOING TO THE GROCERY STORE. WHY? YOURE ONE OF TODAY'S LUCKY 10,000.
September 5, 2026 at 2:12 PM
People trynot to blame every single mysterious thing in undertale and deltarune on gaster
June 14, 2025 at 5:36 PM
dfsingleton.com
I often think about this comic, and how it changed my view on people knowing and not knowing things:
XKCD comic. Text reads: I TRYNOT TO MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE FOR ADMITTING THEY DON'T KNOW THINGS. BECAUSE FOR EACH THING "EVERYONE KNOWS" BY THE TIME THEYRE ADULTS, EVERY DAY THERE ARE, ON AVERAGE, 10,000 PEOPLE IN THE US HEARING ABOUT IT FOR THE FIRST TIME. FRACTION WHO HAVE HEARD OF IT AT BIRTH = 0% FRACTION WHO HAVE HEARD OF IT BY 30 ~ 100% US BIRTH RATE = 4,000,000/year NUMBER HEARING ABOUT IT FOR THE FIRST TIME = 10,000/day IF I MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE, I TRAIN THEM NOT TO TELL ME WHEN THEY HAVE THOSE MOMENTS. AND I MISS OUT ON THE FUN. "DIET COKE AND MENTOS THING"? WHAT'S THAT? OH MAN! COME ON, WERE GOING TO THE GROCERY STORE. WHY? YOURE ONE OF TODAY'S LUCKY 10,000.
September 16, 2026 at 2:54 AM
dbrauer.net
Learned the other day that the Colorado River wasn’t the Colorado River in Colorado until 1921, when some Colorado chauvinist got Congress to change the name. Was the Grand River, thus Grand Junction, Grand County in Utah, etc.
Xkcd cartoon “Lucky 10,000”: I TRYNOT TO MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE FOR ADMITTING THEY DON'T KNOW THINGS. IF I MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE, I TRAIN THEM NOT TO TELL ME BECAUSE FOR EACH THING "EVERYONE KNOWS" BY THE TIME THEY'RE ADULTS, EVERY DAY THERE ARE, ON AVERAGE, 10,000 PEOPLE IN THE US HEARING ABOUT IT FOR THE FIRST TIME. RACTION WHO HAVE = 0% HEARD OF IT AT BIRTH FRACTION WHO HAVE = 100% HEARD OF IT BY 30 US BIRTH RATE = 4,000,000/year NUMBER HEARING ADONT IT FOR THE = 10,000/day FIRST TIME WHEN THEY HAVE THOSE MOMENTS. AND I MISS OUT ON THE FUN. "DIET COKE AND MENTOS THING"? WHAT'S THAT? OH MAN! COME ON, WERE GOING TO THE GROCERY STORE. WHY? YOURE ONE OF TODAY'S LUCKY 10,000.
May 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
golgariglenross.bsky.social
You get to be in the ten thousand! That’s great!
TRYNOT TO MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE FOR ADMITTING THEY DON'T KNOW THINGS. BECAUSE FOR EACH THING "EVERYONE KNOWS" BY THE TIME THEYRE ADULTS, EVERY DAY THERE ARE, ON AVERAGE, 10,000 PEOPLE IN THE US HEARING ABOUT IT FOR THE FIRST TIME. IF I MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE, I TRAIN THEM NOT TO TELL ME WHEN THEY HAVE THOSE MOMENTS. AND I MISS OUT ON THE FUN. "DIET COKE AND MENTOS THING"? WHAT'S THAT? OH MAN! COME ON, WERE GOING TO THE GROCERY STORE. WHY? YOURE ONE OF TODAY'S LUCKY 10,000.
December 23, 2025 at 6:34 PM
esteemedtrashheap.bsky.social
battat! got tcha. i' ll trynot to forget that.
July 29, 2025 at 5:00 AM
jjinandtonic.bsky.social
Same vibe
TRYNOT TO MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE FOR ADMITTING THEY DON'T KNOW THINGS. BECAUSE FOR EACH THING "EVERYONE KNOWS" BY THE TIME THEY'RE ADULTS, EVERY DAY THERE ARE, ON AVERAGE, 10,000 PEOPLE IN THE US HEARING ABOUT IT FOR THE FIRST TIME. HERO ON IAT HIRE = 0% FRACTION WHO HAVE ~ 100% HEARD OF IT BY 30 US BIRTH RATE = 4,000,000/year NUMBER HEARING AGOUT IT FOR THE = 10,000 FIRST TIME day I MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE, I TRAIN THEM NOT TO TELL ME WHEN THEY HAVE THOSE MOMENTS. AND I MISS OUT ON THE FUN. "DIET COKE AND MENTOS THING"? WHAT'S THAT? OH MAN! COME ON, WERE GOING TO THE GROCERY STORE. WHY? YOU'RE ONE OF TODAY'S LUCKY 10,000.
April 26, 2026 at 4:42 PM
saintajax33.bsky.social
That's just pretty common. Not everyone will see everything you post. So while you won't see the people who did see that post, you will see those who didn't.

It's like a twist on the 1 in 10,000 thing.
BECAUSE FOR EACH THING "EVERYONE KNOWS" BY THE TIME THEY'RE ADULTS, EVERY DAY THERE ARE, ON AVERAGE, 10,000 PEOPLE IN THE US HEARING ABOUT IT FOR THE FIRST TIME. I TRYNOT TO MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE FOR ADMITTING THEY DON'T KNOW THINGS. HERO ON TAT BIKE = 0% HEARD OF IO OE = 100% US BIRTH RATE = 4,000,000/year NUMBER HEARING FIRST TIME IF I MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE, I TRAIN THEM NOT TO TELL ME WHEN THEY HAVE THOSE MOMENTS. AND I MISS OUT ON THE FUN. "DIET COKE AND MENTOS THING"? WHAT'S THAT? OHMAN! COME ON, WERE GOING TO THE GROCERY STORE. WHY? YOU'RE ONE OF TODAY'S LUCKY 10,000.
May 17, 2024 at 2:38 PM
durrn.bsky.social
✨📜🖋️✨👀🐲🐯❣️

#PenQuote #April27th #DoWhatYouCanToday #TryNot #ToMakeTomorrow #AnyHarder #ForTourself
A pen quote of H. Jackson Brown, Jr. that reads, “The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today.” Written using Pilot Iroshizuku To-Ro, Jacques Herbin Emerauld de Chivor and Pelikan Edelstein Adventurine.
April 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
stonehenge.bsky.social
sounds like someone is on a mission .. have fun and trynot to drink too much :)

just thinking about london gives me arseache lol
March 29, 2025 at 7:59 AM
f419.bsky.social
Got suspicion up everytime bc I don't understand words. My english too poor. Ok gotta tryNOT talk shit with people anymore bruh.
January 23, 2025 at 12:53 PM
being-andre.bsky.social
I'm happy to know you give a shit about me.

... I never know what to do with that information ...

#readmywarninglabels #myfineprint #myexperationdate #maybe #trynot #togiveashit #aboutme
January 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
owlmarxist.bsky.social
I’m delighted that you are one of today’s lucky 10,000
I TRYNOT TO MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE FOR ADMITTING THEY DON'T KNOW THINGS. BECAUSE FOR EACH THING "EVERYONE KNOWS" BY THE TIME THEY'RE ADULTS, EVERY DAY THERE ARE, ON AVERAGE, 10,000 PEOPLE IN THE US HEARING ABOUT IT FOR THE FIRST TIME. RACTION WHO HAVE = 0% EARD OF IT AT BIRTH FRACTION WHO HAVE ~ 100% HEARD OF IT BY 30 US BIRTH RATE = 4,000,000/year NUMBER HEARING ANDY FOR THE 10.00 ay FIRST TIME IF I MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE, I TRAIN THEM NOT TO TELL ME WHEN THEY HAVE THOSE MOMENTS. AND I MISS OUT ON THE FUN. "DIET COKE AND MENTOS THING"? WHAT'S THAT? OH MAN! COME ON, WERE GOING TO THE GROCERY STORE. WHY? YOURE ONE OF TODAY'S LUCKY 10,000.
August 25, 2026 at 1:50 PM
mdaware.org
TIL
I TRYNOT TO MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE FOR ADMITTING THEY DON'T KNOW THINGS. BECAUSE FOR EACH THING "EVERYONE KNOWS" BY THE TIME THEY'RE ADULTS, EVERY DAY THERE ARE, ON AVERAGE, 10,000 PEOPLE IN THE US HEARING ABOUT IT FOR THE FIRST TIME. HERO ON TAT BIKE = 0% HEARD OF IO OE = 100% US BIRTH RATE = 4,000,000/year NUMBER HEARING FIRST TIME IF I MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE, I TRAIN THEM NOT TO TELL ME WHEN THEY HAVE THOSE MOMENTS. AND I MISS OUT ON THE FUN. "DIET COKE AND MENTOS THING"? WHAT'S THAT? OHMAN! COME ON, WERE GOING TO THE GROCERY STORE. WHY? YOU'RE ONE OF TODAY'S LUCKY 10,000.
September 28, 2024 at 3:12 PM
sassynyx.bsky.social
Its this.
TRYNOT TO MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE FOR ADMITTING THEY DON'T KNOW THINGS. BECAUSE FOR EACH THING "EVERYONE KNOWS" BY THE TIME THEY'RE ADULTS, EVERY DAY THERE ARE, ON AVERAGE, 10,000 PEOPLE IN THE US HEARING ABOUT IT FOR THE FIRST TIME. FRACTION WHO HAVE = 0° HEARD OF IT AT BIRTH FRACTION WHO HAVE = 100% HEARD OF IT BY 30 US BIRTH RATE = 4,000,000/year NUMBER HEARING ABOUT FOR THE = 10,000 day IF I MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE, I TRAIN THEM NOT TO TELL ME WHEN THEY HAVE THOSE MOMENTS. AND I MISS OUT ON THE FUN. "DIET COKE AND MENTOS THING"? WHAT'S THAT? OH MAN! COME ON, WERE GOING TO THE GROCERY STORE. WHY? YOURE ONE OF TODAY'S LUCKY 10,000.
July 12, 2025 at 4:26 AM
handle.invalid
I TRYNOT TO MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE FOR ADMITTING THEY DON'T KNOW THINGS. BECAUSE FOR EACH THING "EVERYONE KNOWS" BY THE TIME THEY'RE ADULTS, EVERY DAY THERE ARE, ON AVERAGE, 10,000 PEOPLE IN THE US HEARING ABOUT IT FOR THE FIRST TIME. RACTION WHO HAVE = 0° EARD OF IT AT BIRTH FRACTION WHO HAVE = 100% HEARD OF IT BY 30 US BIRTH RATE = 4,000,000/year NUMBER HEARING ABOUT FOR THE = 10,000 day FIRST TIME IF I MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE, I TRAIN THEM NOT TO TELL ME WHEN THEY HAVE THOSE MOMENTS. AND I MISS OUT ON THE FUN. "DIET COKE AND MENTOS THING"? WHAT'S THAT? OH MAN! COME ON, WERE GOING TO THE GROCERY STORE. WHY? YOURE ONE OF TODAY'S LUCKY 10,000.
June 12, 2025 at 10:10 PM
gentlemanoutsider.bsky.social
#thisisnotamerica
#poetrycommunity
#rmengelhardt
IN THE DAYS OF AMERICAN OBLIVION
IN THE DAYS OFAMERICAN OBLIVION I try to avoidThe news I tryNot to believeWhat’s happening But cannot In a placeWe call theLand of the free But we askWhere are the brave? A placeWhere peopleA…
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June 4, 2025 at 3:42 PM
cpgrouchy.bsky.social
Just saw somebody use the spoiler feature on Threads for a story from the XIX century.

And I appreciate it! Somebody's always got to be part of today's lucky 10,000!

xkcd.com/1053/
XKCD I TRYNOT TO MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE FOR ADMITTING THEY DON'T KNOW THINGS. BECAUSE FOR EACH THING "EVERYONE KNOWS" BY THE TIME THEYRE ADULTS, EVERY DAY THERE ARE, ON AVERAGE, 10,000 PEOPLE IN THE US HEARING ABOUT IT FOR THE FIRST TIME. RACTION WHO HAVE HEARD OF IT AT BIRTH = 0% FRACTION WHO HAVE HEARD OF IT BY 30 ~ 100% US BIRTH RATE = 4,000,000/year NUMBER HEARING ANDY FOR THE THE FIRST TIME ~ 10,000/day IF I MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE, I TRAIN THEM NOT TO TELL ME WHEN THEY HAVE THOSE MOMENTS. AND I MISS OUT ON THE FUN. "DIET COKE AND MENTOS THING"? WHAT'S THAT? OH MAN! COME ON, WERE GOING TO THE GROCERY STORE. WHY? YOURE ONE OF TODAY'S LUCKY 10,000.
August 7, 2026 at 5:19 PM
negativebananya.bsky.social
Yea, I agree with you that a deal is made. The more business gme bring, the bigger of a cut

But who knows. I just try to deal with what is known and trynot tot guess tooo much

But Nat joining the board is a good sign that gme gets a cut
January 4, 2025 at 11:10 PM
mattf.im
Thank you for sending me down this awesome rabbit hole. Love the elves vs dwarves comparison.

imgs.xkcd.com/comics/ten_t...
I TRYNOT TO MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE FOR ADMITTING THEY DON'T KNOW THINGS. BECAUSE FOR EACH THING "EVERYONE KNOWS" BY THE TIME THEY'RE ADULTS, EVERY DAY THERE ARE, ON AVERAGE, 10,000 PEOPLE IN THE US HEARING ABOUT IT FOR THE FIRST TIME. RACTION WHO HAVE = 0° EARD OF IT AT BIRTH FRACTION WHO HAVE = 100% HEARD OF IT BY 30 US BIRTH RATE = 4,000,000/year NUMBER HEARING ABOUT FOR THE = 10,000 day FIRST TIME IF I MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE, I TRAIN THEM NOT TO TELL ME WHEN THEY HAVE THOSE MOMENTS. AND I MISS OUT ON THE FUN. "DIET COKE AND MENTOS THING"? WHAT'S THAT? OH MAN! COME ON, WERE GOING TO THE GROCERY STORE. WHY? YOURE ONE OF TODAY'S LUCKY 10,000.
October 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
deaconblues1979.bsky.social
XKCD’s Lucky 10,000 but for Clan Brujah
I TRYNOT TO MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE FOR ADMITTING THEY DON'T KNOW THINGS. BECAUSE FOR EACH THING "EVERYONE KNOWS" BY THE TIME THEYRE ADULTS, EVERY DAY THERE ARE, ON AVERAGE, 10,000 PEOPLE IN THE US HEARING ABOUT IT FOR THE FIRST TIME. RACTION WHO HAVE = 09 EARD OF IT AT BIRTH FRACTION WHO HAVE = 100% HEARD OF IT BY 30 US BIRTH RATE = 4,000,000/year NUMBER HEARING ACOUT IT FOR THE = 10,00% say FIRST TIME IF I MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE, I TRAIN THEM NOT TO TELL ME WHEN THEY HAVE THOSE MOMENTS. AND I MISS OUT ON THE FUN. "DIET COKE AND MENTOS THING"? WHAT'S THAT? OHMAN! COME ON, WERE GOING TO THE GROCERY STORE. WHY? YOURE ONE OF TODAY'S LUCKY 10,000.
March 6, 2025 at 2:07 PM
adamromeo.bsky.social
Congratulations, Matt, you’re one of today’s lucky 10,000! 😉
XKCD Cartoon: I TRYNOT TO MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE FOR ADMITTING THEY DON'T KNOW THINGS. BECAUSE FOR EACH THING "EVERYONE KNOWS BY THE TIME THEYRE ADULTS, EVERY DAY THERE ARE, ON AVERAGE, 10,000 PEOPLE IN THE US HEARING ABOUT IT FOR THE FIRST TIME. FRACTION WHO HAVE HEARD OF IT AT BIRTH = 0% FRACTION WHO HAVE HEARD OF IT BY 30 ~ 100% US BIRTH RATE = 4,000,000/year RONT FOR TE 2100, FIRST TIME IF I MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE, I TRAIN THEM NOT TO TELL ME WHEN THEY HAVE THOSE MOMENTS. AND I MISS OUT ON THE FUN. DIET COKE AND MENTOS THING? WHAT'S THAT? OH MAN! COME ON, WERE GOING TO THE GROCERY STORE. WHY? YOURE ONE OF TODAY'S LUCKY 10,000.
November 24, 2024 at 5:54 AM