My wife was worried that all the Europeans coming to America and getting hooked on ranch dressing (which, yes, IS made of crack) wouldn't be able to get good ranch dressing back home, so she told me to post her recipe for homemade ranch dressing (which is quite good).
June 19, 2026 at 6:33 PM
My wife was worried that all the Europeans coming to America and getting hooked on ranch dressing (which, yes, IS made of crack) wouldn't be able to get good ranch dressing back home, so she told me to post her recipe for homemade ranch dressing (which is quite good).
Because of the price of eggs, I give you the classic Great Depression-era recipe for Crazy Cake, both in the original chocolate and vanilla versions. No eggs, no milk, all deliciousness.
January 24, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Because of the price of eggs, I give you the classic Great Depression-era recipe for Crazy Cake, both in the original chocolate and vanilla versions. No eggs, no milk, all deliciousness.
I picked tomatoes! The little ones are “teaspoon tomatoes “
August 26, 2026 at 5:46 PM
I picked tomatoes! The little ones are “teaspoon tomatoes “
Wacky cake
1 ½ c flour
1 tsp baking powder
1 c sugar
½ tsp cinnamon
1 tsp salt
3 T cocoa
1 tsp vanilla
1 T vinegar
5 T melted butter
1 c lukewarm water
Combine dry ingredients in 8-inch square pan, mix well. Make small well in center, add wet ingredients, mix well. Bake for 30 min. at 350 F.
1 ½ c flour
1 tsp baking powder
1 c sugar
½ tsp cinnamon
1 tsp salt
3 T cocoa
1 tsp vanilla
1 T vinegar
5 T melted butter
1 c lukewarm water
Combine dry ingredients in 8-inch square pan, mix well. Make small well in center, add wet ingredients, mix well. Bake for 30 min. at 350 F.
March 17, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Wacky cake
1 ½ c flour
1 tsp baking powder
1 c sugar
½ tsp cinnamon
1 tsp salt
3 T cocoa
1 tsp vanilla
1 T vinegar
5 T melted butter
1 c lukewarm water
Combine dry ingredients in 8-inch square pan, mix well. Make small well in center, add wet ingredients, mix well. Bake for 30 min. at 350 F.
1 ½ c flour
1 tsp baking powder
1 c sugar
½ tsp cinnamon
1 tsp salt
3 T cocoa
1 tsp vanilla
1 T vinegar
5 T melted butter
1 c lukewarm water
Combine dry ingredients in 8-inch square pan, mix well. Make small well in center, add wet ingredients, mix well. Bake for 30 min. at 350 F.
You're a rebel, I love it. Anyway, here's a simple carrot cake recipe: mix 2 cups flour, 2 tsp baking powder, 1 tsp baking soda, 1 tsp cinnamon, 1/2 cup sugar, 1/2 cup oil, 2 eggs, 1 cup grated carrots, 1 cup chopped walnuts.
June 9, 2026 at 8:38 PM
You're a rebel, I love it. Anyway, here's a simple carrot cake recipe: mix 2 cups flour, 2 tsp baking powder, 1 tsp baking soda, 1 tsp cinnamon, 1/2 cup sugar, 1/2 cup oil, 2 eggs, 1 cup grated carrots, 1 cup chopped walnuts.
Garlic Pita Bread
3/4 cup warm water
1 TBSP honey
2 1/4 tsp active dry yeast
3.5 TBSP EVOO
4 crushed garlic cloves
3/4 cup natural Greek yogurt
480 grams bread flour
2 tsp garlic powder
1.5 tsp sea salt
.5 tsp MSG (optional)
1. Combine water, honey, yeast and bloom for 10 minutes in mixer bowl.
3/4 cup warm water
1 TBSP honey
2 1/4 tsp active dry yeast
3.5 TBSP EVOO
4 crushed garlic cloves
3/4 cup natural Greek yogurt
480 grams bread flour
2 tsp garlic powder
1.5 tsp sea salt
.5 tsp MSG (optional)
1. Combine water, honey, yeast and bloom for 10 minutes in mixer bowl.
Today’s Garlic Pita Bread recipe test was a roaring success. 🧄🫓🍽️🍜
October 18, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Garlic Pita Bread
3/4 cup warm water
1 TBSP honey
2 1/4 tsp active dry yeast
3.5 TBSP EVOO
4 crushed garlic cloves
3/4 cup natural Greek yogurt
480 grams bread flour
2 tsp garlic powder
1.5 tsp sea salt
.5 tsp MSG (optional)
1. Combine water, honey, yeast and bloom for 10 minutes in mixer bowl.
3/4 cup warm water
1 TBSP honey
2 1/4 tsp active dry yeast
3.5 TBSP EVOO
4 crushed garlic cloves
3/4 cup natural Greek yogurt
480 grams bread flour
2 tsp garlic powder
1.5 tsp sea salt
.5 tsp MSG (optional)
1. Combine water, honey, yeast and bloom for 10 minutes in mixer bowl.
Six pages left to ink in TSP.
September 12, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Six pages left to ink in TSP.
November 14, 2024 at 6:14 PM
she's got to look up whether its 1/4 or 1/2 tsp of pepper, every time
September 2, 2026 at 10:40 PM
she's got to look up whether its 1/4 or 1/2 tsp of pepper, every time
Bluesky is aware of Dolly Parton's coleslaw recipe, yes? It's amazing with pulled pork and fried fish
August 30, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Bluesky is aware of Dolly Parton's coleslaw recipe, yes? It's amazing with pulled pork and fried fish
Banana Bread (easy)
3 ripe bananas
1/3 cup melted butter
1 egg
1 tsp vanilla
1 tsp baking soda
pinch of salt
1 cup sugar
1 ½ cups flour
Mash bananas. Mix in butter, egg, vanilla, baking soda, salt and sugar.
Add flour. Stir until just combined.
Bake at 175°C (350°F) for about 50–60 minutes.
3 ripe bananas
1/3 cup melted butter
1 egg
1 tsp vanilla
1 tsp baking soda
pinch of salt
1 cup sugar
1 ½ cups flour
Mash bananas. Mix in butter, egg, vanilla, baking soda, salt and sugar.
Add flour. Stir until just combined.
Bake at 175°C (350°F) for about 50–60 minutes.
September 19, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Banana Bread (easy)
3 ripe bananas
1/3 cup melted butter
1 egg
1 tsp vanilla
1 tsp baking soda
pinch of salt
1 cup sugar
1 ½ cups flour
Mash bananas. Mix in butter, egg, vanilla, baking soda, salt and sugar.
Add flour. Stir until just combined.
Bake at 175°C (350°F) for about 50–60 minutes.
3 ripe bananas
1/3 cup melted butter
1 egg
1 tsp vanilla
1 tsp baking soda
pinch of salt
1 cup sugar
1 ½ cups flour
Mash bananas. Mix in butter, egg, vanilla, baking soda, salt and sugar.
Add flour. Stir until just combined.
Bake at 175°C (350°F) for about 50–60 minutes.
Baharat
1 Tbsp black pepper
2 1/4 tsp cumin
1 1/2 tsp coriander
1 1/2 tsp allspice
1 1/2 tsp cinnamon
3/4 tsp cardamon
1/2 tsp cloves
1/2 tsp nutmeg
1/2 tsp rose petal powder
1/4 tsp chili powder
1/4 tsp ground ginger
1/4 tsp turmeric
Combine and keep in sealed jar. Use 2-3 tsp at a time.
1 Tbsp black pepper
2 1/4 tsp cumin
1 1/2 tsp coriander
1 1/2 tsp allspice
1 1/2 tsp cinnamon
3/4 tsp cardamon
1/2 tsp cloves
1/2 tsp nutmeg
1/2 tsp rose petal powder
1/4 tsp chili powder
1/4 tsp ground ginger
1/4 tsp turmeric
Combine and keep in sealed jar. Use 2-3 tsp at a time.
January 20, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Baharat
1 Tbsp black pepper
2 1/4 tsp cumin
1 1/2 tsp coriander
1 1/2 tsp allspice
1 1/2 tsp cinnamon
3/4 tsp cardamon
1/2 tsp cloves
1/2 tsp nutmeg
1/2 tsp rose petal powder
1/4 tsp chili powder
1/4 tsp ground ginger
1/4 tsp turmeric
Combine and keep in sealed jar. Use 2-3 tsp at a time.
1 Tbsp black pepper
2 1/4 tsp cumin
1 1/2 tsp coriander
1 1/2 tsp allspice
1 1/2 tsp cinnamon
3/4 tsp cardamon
1/2 tsp cloves
1/2 tsp nutmeg
1/2 tsp rose petal powder
1/4 tsp chili powder
1/4 tsp ground ginger
1/4 tsp turmeric
Combine and keep in sealed jar. Use 2-3 tsp at a time.
November 28, 2024 at 5:35 AM
Recipe:
Make your Cajun seasoning first:
4.5 tbsp smoked paprika
3 tsp ground garlic
3 tsp ground onion
3 tsp ground oregano
3 tsp ground thyme
2 tsp black pepper
2 tsp salt
1.5 tsp cayenne pepper
.5 tsp chili powder
Make your Cajun seasoning first:
4.5 tbsp smoked paprika
3 tsp ground garlic
3 tsp ground onion
3 tsp ground oregano
3 tsp ground thyme
2 tsp black pepper
2 tsp salt
1.5 tsp cayenne pepper
.5 tsp chili powder
January 28, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Recipe:
Make your Cajun seasoning first:
4.5 tbsp smoked paprika
3 tsp ground garlic
3 tsp ground onion
3 tsp ground oregano
3 tsp ground thyme
2 tsp black pepper
2 tsp salt
1.5 tsp cayenne pepper
.5 tsp chili powder
Make your Cajun seasoning first:
4.5 tbsp smoked paprika
3 tsp ground garlic
3 tsp ground onion
3 tsp ground oregano
3 tsp ground thyme
2 tsp black pepper
2 tsp salt
1.5 tsp cayenne pepper
.5 tsp chili powder
October 17, 2024 at 7:28 PM
Garlic bread bowl
1 1/4th cup warm water
1 tsp honey
2 1/4 tsp active dry yeast
2 TBSP evoo
400 grams bread flour
1 tsp salt
1 1/2 tsp garlic powder
1 tsp minced garlic
1 egg
Bloom yeast with honey and water.
Sauté garlic in evoo, strain out garlic. Allow to cool. Add to liquids.
Whisk dry stuff.
1 1/4th cup warm water
1 tsp honey
2 1/4 tsp active dry yeast
2 TBSP evoo
400 grams bread flour
1 tsp salt
1 1/2 tsp garlic powder
1 tsp minced garlic
1 egg
Bloom yeast with honey and water.
Sauté garlic in evoo, strain out garlic. Allow to cool. Add to liquids.
Whisk dry stuff.
This is what I was making:
Potato soup in a garlic bread bowl. 🍽️🍜
Potato soup in a garlic bread bowl. 🍽️🍜
April 21, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Garlic bread bowl
1 1/4th cup warm water
1 tsp honey
2 1/4 tsp active dry yeast
2 TBSP evoo
400 grams bread flour
1 tsp salt
1 1/2 tsp garlic powder
1 tsp minced garlic
1 egg
Bloom yeast with honey and water.
Sauté garlic in evoo, strain out garlic. Allow to cool. Add to liquids.
Whisk dry stuff.
1 1/4th cup warm water
1 tsp honey
2 1/4 tsp active dry yeast
2 TBSP evoo
400 grams bread flour
1 tsp salt
1 1/2 tsp garlic powder
1 tsp minced garlic
1 egg
Bloom yeast with honey and water.
Sauté garlic in evoo, strain out garlic. Allow to cool. Add to liquids.
Whisk dry stuff.
Cauliflower & lentils 🍅 🌱
1 tsp - turmeric, cumin, coriander
1/2 tsp - chili, cinnamon, fenugreek
1 cauliflower
4 tbsp olive oil
salt, pepper
1 diced leek
1 tbsp fresh ginger
3 cloves garlic
½ cup red lentils
1 cup ea tomatoes, coconut milk
3 cups stock
Method in comments
#food #health #vegan
1 tsp - turmeric, cumin, coriander
1/2 tsp - chili, cinnamon, fenugreek
1 cauliflower
4 tbsp olive oil
salt, pepper
1 diced leek
1 tbsp fresh ginger
3 cloves garlic
½ cup red lentils
1 cup ea tomatoes, coconut milk
3 cups stock
Method in comments
#food #health #vegan
April 13, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Phone wet? Put it in rice. Add 1/2 tsp salt, two cups water, and your earbuds. Bring to a simmer.
February 25, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Phone wet? Put it in rice. Add 1/2 tsp salt, two cups water, and your earbuds. Bring to a simmer.
This is not my creation but it has been a life changer. Make your own taco mix. For one lb ground beef/turkey.
1 tbsp chili powder
1-1/2 tsp cumin
1-1/2 tsp paprika
1/4 tsp garlic powder
1/4 tsp onion powder
1/4 tsp oregano
1 tsp salt
1/2 tsp pepper
Add as much cayenne as your children can handle
1 tbsp chili powder
1-1/2 tsp cumin
1-1/2 tsp paprika
1/4 tsp garlic powder
1/4 tsp onion powder
1/4 tsp oregano
1 tsp salt
1/2 tsp pepper
Add as much cayenne as your children can handle
November 1, 2024 at 1:47 AM
This is not my creation but it has been a life changer. Make your own taco mix. For one lb ground beef/turkey.
1 tbsp chili powder
1-1/2 tsp cumin
1-1/2 tsp paprika
1/4 tsp garlic powder
1/4 tsp onion powder
1/4 tsp oregano
1 tsp salt
1/2 tsp pepper
Add as much cayenne as your children can handle
1 tbsp chili powder
1-1/2 tsp cumin
1-1/2 tsp paprika
1/4 tsp garlic powder
1/4 tsp onion powder
1/4 tsp oregano
1 tsp salt
1/2 tsp pepper
Add as much cayenne as your children can handle