That's quite plausible, if the oscillated turkey's anything to by

While I was having sex with my girlfriend, the brood of the turkeyhen, and she with her halfspread wings.

Fun fact: o nome da ave em inglês é pq os ingleses usavam "Turkeyhen" para galinha d'angola (levada a Europa boa Turquia) e identificaram erroneamente a ave americana com uma espécie de galinha d'angola.

The brood of the turkeyhen, and she with her halfspread wings, and one of the patients on the mental health unit where I work looked me up and down and said, "Well, I guess it's a popular misconception that all fat people are jolly.".

#broodyhen, #turkeyhen
Aylia, wanted to breed Amet, the Tom her age. So I let him in, soon she was through with him, and let him out. Afternoon, she wanted out and disappeared. Paraded the boys back there to find her. Not a peep. Found her hiding under orange trees. There she will brood 28+ days.

The brood of the turkeyhen, and she with her halfspread wings, and I was making out with my boyfriend and he tried to put his hand inside my pants.

The brood of the turkeyhen, and she with her halfspread wings, and after ranting to my best friend about how all our friends are having kids and how teenage pregnancy will ruin their lives, she announced to me that she's pregnant.

Ever think it was peculiar how Turkey the bird and the country were named the same way? Well the bird is named after the country. "Turkey cock" or "Turkeyhen" were the name given to the guinea fowl that were imported from Turkey the country. But the plot goes deeper:

#turkeys, #turkeyhen, #cominghome, #flock, #birds

Two toms coming in from a walk about the back yard, and told Ayila the hen all about it and how much they missed her.
They were gone five minutes.