Turtledove: who's president now
Poe: it's Donald trump
Turtledove:
Poe: again
Turtledove:
Turtledove: oh you guys are fucked
Poe: it's Donald trump
Turtledove:
Poe: again
Turtledove:
Turtledove: oh you guys are fucked
November 11, 2024 at 5:19 PM
Turtledove: who's president now
Poe: it's Donald trump
Turtledove:
Poe: again
Turtledove:
Turtledove: oh you guys are fucked
Poe: it's Donald trump
Turtledove:
Poe: again
Turtledove:
Turtledove: oh you guys are fucked
Turtledove: but it was just one bug
Turtledove: i'm sure it's fine
Turtledove: it's probably fine
Turtledove: boy i'm hungry
Turtledove: anyone got any dodo eggs?
Turtledove: i'm sure it's fine
Turtledove: it's probably fine
Turtledove: boy i'm hungry
Turtledove: anyone got any dodo eggs?
November 11, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Turtledove: but it was just one bug
Turtledove: i'm sure it's fine
Turtledove: it's probably fine
Turtledove: boy i'm hungry
Turtledove: anyone got any dodo eggs?
Turtledove: i'm sure it's fine
Turtledove: it's probably fine
Turtledove: boy i'm hungry
Turtledove: anyone got any dodo eggs?
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September 20, 2026 at 5:10 AM
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Turtledove: [holding mysterious device] let me just check the readings
Turtledove: oh boy, no wonder
King: what is it?
Turtledove: you guys are just lousy with tachyons
King: is that good?
Turtledove: no!
Turtledove: it's bad!
Turtledove: it's very very bad!
Turtledove: oh boy, no wonder
King: what is it?
Turtledove: you guys are just lousy with tachyons
King: is that good?
Turtledove: no!
Turtledove: it's bad!
Turtledove: it's very very bad!
November 11, 2024 at 5:19 PM
Turtledove: [holding mysterious device] let me just check the readings
Turtledove: oh boy, no wonder
King: what is it?
Turtledove: you guys are just lousy with tachyons
King: is that good?
Turtledove: no!
Turtledove: it's bad!
Turtledove: it's very very bad!
Turtledove: oh boy, no wonder
King: what is it?
Turtledove: you guys are just lousy with tachyons
King: is that good?
Turtledove: no!
Turtledove: it's bad!
Turtledove: it's very very bad!
Turtledove: what? Ronald Reagan??
Turtledove: the actor??
Turtledove: no no the timeline's all wrong!
Turtledove: [adjusting mysterious handheld device] great scott i must have transfigurated the chronometer instead of recontrabulating the interspekulon!
Barker: oh yeah that explains it
Poe: clive
Turtledove: the actor??
Turtledove: no no the timeline's all wrong!
Turtledove: [adjusting mysterious handheld device] great scott i must have transfigurated the chronometer instead of recontrabulating the interspekulon!
Barker: oh yeah that explains it
Poe: clive
November 11, 2024 at 5:18 PM
Turtledove: what? Ronald Reagan??
Turtledove: the actor??
Turtledove: no no the timeline's all wrong!
Turtledove: [adjusting mysterious handheld device] great scott i must have transfigurated the chronometer instead of recontrabulating the interspekulon!
Barker: oh yeah that explains it
Poe: clive
Turtledove: the actor??
Turtledove: no no the timeline's all wrong!
Turtledove: [adjusting mysterious handheld device] great scott i must have transfigurated the chronometer instead of recontrabulating the interspekulon!
Barker: oh yeah that explains it
Poe: clive
Turtledove: obviously this timeline can only be the work of my arch nemesis
Turtledove: the evil leaper
Turtledove: he leaps from time to time, striving to make wrong I set right
Turtledove: Ray Bradbury
King:
Koontz:
Poe:
Lovecraft:
Barker: i gotta say, i was not expecting that
Turtledove: the evil leaper
Turtledove: he leaps from time to time, striving to make wrong I set right
Turtledove: Ray Bradbury
King:
Koontz:
Poe:
Lovecraft:
Barker: i gotta say, i was not expecting that
November 11, 2024 at 5:20 PM
Turtledove: obviously this timeline can only be the work of my arch nemesis
Turtledove: the evil leaper
Turtledove: he leaps from time to time, striving to make wrong I set right
Turtledove: Ray Bradbury
King:
Koontz:
Poe:
Lovecraft:
Barker: i gotta say, i was not expecting that
Turtledove: the evil leaper
Turtledove: he leaps from time to time, striving to make wrong I set right
Turtledove: Ray Bradbury
King:
Koontz:
Poe:
Lovecraft:
Barker: i gotta say, i was not expecting that
Poe: you're sure history is on the right trajectory?
Turtledove: of course
Poe: nothing could have happened to make it go wrong?
Turtledove: well
Turtledove: if i'm being totally honest
Turtledove: i did accidentally squash a bug back in the Mesozoic
Turtledove: of course
Poe: nothing could have happened to make it go wrong?
Turtledove: well
Turtledove: if i'm being totally honest
Turtledove: i did accidentally squash a bug back in the Mesozoic
November 11, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Poe: you're sure history is on the right trajectory?
Turtledove: of course
Poe: nothing could have happened to make it go wrong?
Turtledove: well
Turtledove: if i'm being totally honest
Turtledove: i did accidentally squash a bug back in the Mesozoic
Turtledove: of course
Poe: nothing could have happened to make it go wrong?
Turtledove: well
Turtledove: if i'm being totally honest
Turtledove: i did accidentally squash a bug back in the Mesozoic
Turtledove: i'm back from my secret mission on behalf of the Temporal Corps correcting the timeline
Thomas Disch: ah i see you've been playing the classic Legend video game Timequest by Bob Bates!
Turtledove:
Turtledove: video game?!?!?
Turtledove: this is real life!
Thomas Disch: ah i see you've been playing the classic Legend video game Timequest by Bob Bates!
Turtledove:
Turtledove: video game?!?!?
Turtledove: this is real life!
November 11, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Turtledove: i'm back from my secret mission on behalf of the Temporal Corps correcting the timeline
Thomas Disch: ah i see you've been playing the classic Legend video game Timequest by Bob Bates!
Turtledove:
Turtledove: video game?!?!?
Turtledove: this is real life!
Thomas Disch: ah i see you've been playing the classic Legend video game Timequest by Bob Bates!
Turtledove:
Turtledove: video game?!?!?
Turtledove: this is real life!
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November 13, 2024 at 1:39 AM
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December 27, 2024 at 12:49 AM
The Adventures of Captain Turtledove 🐙🌴🌊
January 30, 2025 at 6:56 PM
The Adventures of Captain Turtledove 🐙🌴🌊
Harry Turtledove: greetings citizens of earth 16
Poe: hi harry
King: hi harry
Koontz: hi
Lovecraft: hello
Barker: hey
Turtledove: i hope that the timeline hasn't been irrevocably altered during my uneventful absence
Poe: hi harry
King: hi harry
Koontz: hi
Lovecraft: hello
Barker: hey
Turtledove: i hope that the timeline hasn't been irrevocably altered during my uneventful absence
November 11, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Harry Turtledove: greetings citizens of earth 16
Poe: hi harry
King: hi harry
Koontz: hi
Lovecraft: hello
Barker: hey
Turtledove: i hope that the timeline hasn't been irrevocably altered during my uneventful absence
Poe: hi harry
King: hi harry
Koontz: hi
Lovecraft: hello
Barker: hey
Turtledove: i hope that the timeline hasn't been irrevocably altered during my uneventful absence
Art by Jim Burns for Homeward Bound by Harry Turtledove (Del Rey, 2004)
August 18, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Art by Jim Burns for Homeward Bound by Harry Turtledove (Del Rey, 2004)
We're fully in agreement, zaidy turtledove
September 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
We're fully in agreement, zaidy turtledove
What Mr. Turtledove said.
No. Hard no. No fucking way. Never. Ever. Ever.
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February 11, 2026 at 12:28 AM
What Mr. Turtledove said.
Poe: harry dodos have been extinct for hundreds of years
Turtledove: what? no no that can't be
Turtledove: i mean i know they were endangered back in the 80s
Turtledove: but after president Mondale's reintroduction program...
Poe: oh boy harry
Poe: maybe you should sit down
Turtledove: what? no no that can't be
Turtledove: i mean i know they were endangered back in the 80s
Turtledove: but after president Mondale's reintroduction program...
Poe: oh boy harry
Poe: maybe you should sit down
November 11, 2024 at 5:18 PM
Poe: harry dodos have been extinct for hundreds of years
Turtledove: what? no no that can't be
Turtledove: i mean i know they were endangered back in the 80s
Turtledove: but after president Mondale's reintroduction program...
Poe: oh boy harry
Poe: maybe you should sit down
Turtledove: what? no no that can't be
Turtledove: i mean i know they were endangered back in the 80s
Turtledove: but after president Mondale's reintroduction program...
Poe: oh boy harry
Poe: maybe you should sit down
March 28, 2025 at 2:04 PM
That's some Turtledove stuff right there
July 8, 2026 at 1:09 PM
That's some Turtledove stuff right there
Turtledove: i'm happy to report that I've finally corrected the damage done to the timeline
Turtledove: and history is back on its proper trajectory
King:
Poe:
Koontz:
Barker:
Lovecraft:
Turtledove: and history is back on its proper trajectory
King:
Poe:
Koontz:
Barker:
Lovecraft:
November 11, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Turtledove: i'm happy to report that I've finally corrected the damage done to the timeline
Turtledove: and history is back on its proper trajectory
King:
Poe:
Koontz:
Barker:
Lovecraft:
Turtledove: and history is back on its proper trajectory
King:
Poe:
Koontz:
Barker:
Lovecraft:
Another lovely day #NorfolkBirding with an unexpected #TurtleDove
July 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Another lovely day #NorfolkBirding with an unexpected #TurtleDove
Yup. Same deal with our cats. Boris Turtledove is possible, especially since some of my ancestors came out of the Russian Empire, but Hotspur Turtledove and Ford Turtledove stretch credulity. Of course, our old cat was Chrestomanci Turtledove.
August 25, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Yup. Same deal with our cats. Boris Turtledove is possible, especially since some of my ancestors came out of the Russian Empire, but Hotspur Turtledove and Ford Turtledove stretch credulity. Of course, our old cat was Chrestomanci Turtledove.
The first bird in our yard was an Oriental turtledove.
August 10, 2026 at 3:16 AM
The first bird in our yard was an Oriental turtledove.
god bless Harry Turtledove, our collective Resist Lib dad.
October 26, 2024 at 7:44 PM
god bless Harry Turtledove, our collective Resist Lib dad.
Don’t make me come over there, Turtledove.
July 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Don’t make me come over there, Turtledove.
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October 18, 2024 at 12:46 PM
OR EVEN EAGLE FLEW is a long novella that imagines Amelia Earhart surviving her round-the-world flight and going on to fight Nazis (and sexist officers on her own side) during the Battle of Britain.
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