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The (likely dead) guy's allegedly still trading stocks.

@epistemiccrisis.bsky.social

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July 6, 2026 at 12:45 AM
July 27, 2026 at 4:18 PM
that's because Mitch is Dead #TurtleWatch
July 5, 2026 at 1:36 AM
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August 2, 2026 at 1:03 PM
I’m old enough to remember when investigative journalists could find out things like if a senator was alive or not.
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July 11, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Mitch McConnell is getting more healthcare privacy than women seeking reproductive care.
#Hypocrisy #TurtleWatch 🐢
July 11, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Where in the hell is Mitch McConnell?
Day 15 #Turtlewatch
100% true. 👇
June 30, 2026 at 1:08 AM
July 29, 2026 at 12:58 AM
July 25, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Has anyone seen Bitch McConnell?
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June 28, 2026 at 11:04 PM
McConnell‘s dead y’all.

#ProofOfLife
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McConnell’s dead and there are aides/staff/senators and that foul Scott Jennings who ruined their careers for lying to the American people. I hope they all come under investigation and are charged for conspiring to defraud the American people and interfere w/an election.

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July 12, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Crazy how much time Mitch has spent on the phone lately. Didn’t know he had so many friends.

#whereismitch
#turtlewatch
July 10, 2026 at 12:46 AM
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Where the fuck is Mitch McConnell?
August 31, 2026 at 11:30 PM
A Two Turtle day on today's walk. Not very warm and partly cloudy.
#TurtleWatch
May 10, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Mitch McConnell’s staff have declined to answer basic questions about what work he is doing—37 days after he was loaded into the back of an ambulance and vanished from public view.

His staff refused to even say if the senator had spoken to any of them in recent days.
Mitch McConnell’s Aides Launch New Health Cover-Up
It is now two weeks since Scott Jennings claimed he spoke to the 84-year-old.
www.thedailybeast.com
July 21, 2026 at 10:32 PM
#TurtleWatch Day 50!

Ding dong the Mitch is dead!
August 4, 2026 at 4:13 AM
MITCH MCCONNELL IS DEAD UNTIL PROVEN OTHERWISE. Term limits. Age limits. #turtlewatch
July 3, 2026 at 3:09 AM
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Missing

Is it alive or dead?

It’s rather obvious isn’t it?
July 28, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Day 12
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#TurtleGate
Where is Mitch McConnell??
June 27, 2026 at 1:08 AM
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Where the fuck is this fucker? 😵
August 24, 2026 at 4:13 AM
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July 29, 2026 at 12:56 AM