#tweens
omg I am such a hit with the tweens so far
October 31, 2026 at 11:17 PM
My man looks like he's keeping a watchful eye on these tweens at the Cinnabun
October 31, 2026 at 8:01 PM
As opposed to the Criterion Collection tweens.
October 30, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Three tweens dressed up as worms .
October 31, 2026 at 9:54 PM
you mean steel magnolias for tweens? yes.
November 1, 2026 at 10:06 PM
while I was wearing all of that and smoking on a corner I heard a bunch of tweens arguing, they could t figure out how to get to Times Square. One of them snapped and said
“Just ask that magician!” Like yes good RPG instincts
November 1, 2026 at 4:21 AM
final verdict from west mobile:

kids 7-10 universally loved candy

tweens/teens demanded potatoes

little kids wanted sensory toys
My sister is handing out potatoes, sensory toys, and full sized candy bars. Guess what the kids are excited about?
November 1, 2026 at 4:04 AM
I do get the feeling the actual viewership for thid show is an ever shifting population of tweens getting exposed to baby’s first horror and in that mode, hello, welcome, here is a copy of The Shining go have fun
November 3, 2026 at 3:46 AM
there is a lot of science on this regarding “it is actively cruel and counterproductive to make tweens and teens go to school really early”
October 31, 2026 at 4:36 AM
and i bought it. like woaag i like this show for ~little girls~ even tho i am eleven years old, this show made for older kids and tweens appeals to me, an eleven year old.
October 29, 2026 at 4:53 PM
What am I supposed to do when I open the door and some tweens just stand there staring at me. You came to MY door, whaddaya want?
October 31, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Tweens are quickly transforming into young adults, but they can still appreciate gifts that are silly and fun.
Tweens Know What They Like! We Have 46 Gift Ideas to Keep Them Happy.
Tweens are quickly transforming into young adults, but they can still appreciate gifts that are silly and fun.
nyti.ms
November 2, 2026 at 10:30 PM
There’s been about 20 kids now. Half of them tweens and teens. Which, honestly - I love. Every one of them in costume my fave guy so far was hockey guy with a black eye and chipped tooth lol
October 31, 2026 at 10:57 PM
The fuck is this? This is your promo for your bajillion-dollar tentpole movie? It looks like art for a CBBC show where tweens solve puzzles and do minor physical challenges for a chance to win a resin statuette and tickets to Legoland.
November 2, 2026 at 12:33 PM
Two tweens just rolled up dressed as Jujutsu Kaisen characters and they had to explain to mum who they were 😂
October 31, 2026 at 11:27 PM
At 6:05 the heavens opened, releasing they're penta vengeance upon the asphalt. The intrepid revelers, however, were not deterred. A group of nine tweens dressed as avengers stormed up with no care about the weather, and we're up to 174 at 6:09
October 31, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Overhearing the tweens plotting to chase the teens around with a cross & holy water. This won't end well & I should probably intervene, but I have to see this.
October 31, 2026 at 11:46 PM
I love super polite tweens 😍 they're extra adorable
November 1, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Just now, 3 tweens all dressed as Ghostface came to the door.

"Thank you! Happy Halloween!" they shouted as they ran off.

"Stay safe!" I replied automatically.

Middle-aged dadhood comes for all of us.
October 31, 2026 at 5:21 PM
We have given away 6 boxes of Mac and cheese to very happy tweens, one got the ultra rare bowtie pasta variant
November 1, 2026 at 12:40 AM
234 kids at 6:40, on the last box of supplies.

The tweens are getting harried by increasing rain, yet persist in their journey.

My assistant has abandoned the mission for a timely nap on the couch, knowing that until the Strait of Morefoodz opens at 7 there are no chances for unsanctioned snacks.
October 31, 2026 at 10:39 PM
I'm married to a teacher. We have a 5th grader. Trust me when I say not anybody could be a teacher or deal with tweens.
🚨NEW RECORDING🚨

Gov. Joe Lombardo says, “I think anybody could be a 5th grade math teacher. I think I could do that.”

Teaching is a profession, not a punchline.

Nevada educators deserve respect, not condescension from the state's highest elected official who claims to be the "education governor"
October 30, 2026 at 9:54 PM
every year I buy two boxes of full-size candy bars, and every year I let some tweens basically take the entire thing because we get 7 trick or treaters by 8pm
125 trick or treaters so far at 7:37pm. i can’t believe this is my life !!!!
November 1, 2026 at 3:06 AM
The thing about tweens is that they are little shitheads formally known as your baby 😭
November 1, 2026 at 10:21 PM
That coaster scene traumatized me in my tweens. PG13 my ass!
October 31, 2026 at 11:07 PM