“I’m afraid you have bird flu, but I assure you… it’s tweetable.”
December 29, 2023 at 7:03 PM
“I’m afraid you have bird flu, but I assure you… it’s tweetable.”
dw this won't become a rant acct it just saw someone tweet out something silly and it went "policing what pet names two consenting adults roleplay with shouldn't be a tweetable stance :["
August 26, 2026 at 2:31 PM
dw this won't become a rant acct it just saw someone tweet out something silly and it went "policing what pet names two consenting adults roleplay with shouldn't be a tweetable stance :["
Republicans have learned from trump that apparently the only thing that matters is generating tweetable soundbites.
May 21, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Republicans have learned from trump that apparently the only thing that matters is generating tweetable soundbites.
The edible, tweetable treats?
January 28, 2026 at 11:09 AM
The edible, tweetable treats?
Wow! Now I have TWO tweetable apps to keep me up at night! Haha! HAHA…
October 19, 2024 at 5:59 AM
Wow! Now I have TWO tweetable apps to keep me up at night! Haha! HAHA…
I think not having drafts is a healthy way to force everyone to recalibrate how valuable a "tweetable" thought is
November 20, 2024 at 9:22 AM
I think not having drafts is a healthy way to force everyone to recalibrate how valuable a "tweetable" thought is
Today's lecture for my infinity class is on
The Largest Tweetable Number
Follow along on Infinitely More.
www.infinitelymore.xyz/p/the-larges... #InfinitelyMore #BookOfInfinity
The Largest Tweetable Number
Follow along on Infinitely More.
www.infinitelymore.xyz/p/the-larges... #InfinitelyMore #BookOfInfinity
The largest tweetable number
What is the largest tweetable number?
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February 5, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Today's lecture for my infinity class is on
The Largest Tweetable Number
Follow along on Infinitely More.
www.infinitelymore.xyz/p/the-larges... #InfinitelyMore #BookOfInfinity
The Largest Tweetable Number
Follow along on Infinitely More.
www.infinitelymore.xyz/p/the-larges... #InfinitelyMore #BookOfInfinity
Chirpies...
It's a canarial disease...
Don't worry. it's tweetable
🤣🤣🤣
It's a canarial disease...
Don't worry. it's tweetable
🤣🤣🤣
August 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Chirpies...
It's a canarial disease...
Don't worry. it's tweetable
🤣🤣🤣
It's a canarial disease...
Don't worry. it's tweetable
🤣🤣🤣
My parrot was just diagnosed with an STD.
Vet says he has Chirpees. He said there's no need for concern, because it's a canarial disease, and it's tweetable.
Vet says he has Chirpees. He said there's no need for concern, because it's a canarial disease, and it's tweetable.
December 5, 2024 at 6:33 PM
My parrot was just diagnosed with an STD.
Vet says he has Chirpees. He said there's no need for concern, because it's a canarial disease, and it's tweetable.
Vet says he has Chirpees. He said there's no need for concern, because it's a canarial disease, and it's tweetable.
is this tweetable?
i’m not sure
i’m not sure
July 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
is this tweetable?
i’m not sure
i’m not sure
I literally never get out of that place with at least a tweetable moment of insult or an altercation with a goddamn francophone talking like a robot
September 22, 2026 at 7:21 PM
I literally never get out of that place with at least a tweetable moment of insult or an altercation with a goddamn francophone talking like a robot
Check out this really cool chance to win A LOT of free DNA synthesis via @rootpath.com! I was selected to be part of a review panel for this giveaway so write up a tweetable 280char project proposal and show us what you've got!
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We build next-gen gene synthesis tools to unlock biology at scale. Today, we’re launching something big:
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Learn more at bit.ly/450ip7Z #SynBio
We build next-gen gene synthesis tools to unlock biology at scale. Today, we’re launching something big:
🎉 Megabase Spark — our commitment to support bold, underfunded research with 3 million base pairs of free synthetic DNA.
Learn more at bit.ly/450ip7Z #SynBio
May 6, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Check out this really cool chance to win A LOT of free DNA synthesis via @rootpath.com! I was selected to be part of a review panel for this giveaway so write up a tweetable 280char project proposal and show us what you've got!
Next week DHS will use AI to create tweetable footage of Balki being dragged back to Mypos while Cousin Larry performs the Dance of Joy, and that'll be about as cool and with-it as their Lord of the Rings material.
October 30, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Next week DHS will use AI to create tweetable footage of Balki being dragged back to Mypos while Cousin Larry performs the Dance of Joy, and that'll be about as cool and with-it as their Lord of the Rings material.
I’ve realised I don’t think all of my opinions about this stuff are tweetable but I will say: your professor knows, man. They may not know the specifics but, like, anyone you ever speak to for longer than 30 seconds is going to be able to tell, lol.
February 23, 2026 at 4:20 PM
I’ve realised I don’t think all of my opinions about this stuff are tweetable but I will say: your professor knows, man. They may not know the specifics but, like, anyone you ever speak to for longer than 30 seconds is going to be able to tell, lol.
I left Twitter because my doctor told me I was ill, that my condition was not tweetable, and that I should relax under calming blue skies.
December 13, 2024 at 4:27 PM
I left Twitter because my doctor told me I was ill, that my condition was not tweetable, and that I should relax under calming blue skies.
I keep having a very tweetable thought but I fear spreading the curse I have to someone else. I fear that saying it out loud will doom someone forever to join me
June 29, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I keep having a very tweetable thought but I fear spreading the curse I have to someone else. I fear that saying it out loud will doom someone forever to join me
[on the phone with Webster]
and another thing, as an adjective to describe a formed thought in the pre-banger stage, can we still use "tweetable"?
and another thing, as an adjective to describe a formed thought in the pre-banger stage, can we still use "tweetable"?
September 8, 2023 at 4:33 PM
[on the phone with Webster]
and another thing, as an adjective to describe a formed thought in the pre-banger stage, can we still use "tweetable"?
and another thing, as an adjective to describe a formed thought in the pre-banger stage, can we still use "tweetable"?
"Militarising domestic security and conducting mass raids are only the most tweetable facets of Bukele’s strategy. His consolidation of power also involved controlling the legislature, co-opting the judiciary and secretly negotiating with gang leaders."
April 25, 2025 at 12:42 PM
"Militarising domestic security and conducting mass raids are only the most tweetable facets of Bukele’s strategy. His consolidation of power also involved controlling the legislature, co-opting the judiciary and secretly negotiating with gang leaders."
Trump strutting around yelling “all hell will rain down” on Iran isn’t leadership. It’s the tantrum of a man trying to prove he’s bigger than the consequences he barely understands. He drops this threat like it’s a tweetable mic drop, deadlines and all, and then… what? Waits for applause?
Donald Trump warns 'All Hell' will rain down as he gives Iran deadline
President Donald Trump warned Iran to make a deal or open up the Strait of Hormuz in 48 hours
www.newsweek.com
April 4, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Trump strutting around yelling “all hell will rain down” on Iran isn’t leadership. It’s the tantrum of a man trying to prove he’s bigger than the consequences he barely understands. He drops this threat like it’s a tweetable mic drop, deadlines and all, and then… what? Waits for applause?
Contest where prize pot is *reduced proportionally to the number of entries*? Hofstadter looked at it with game theory (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Platoni...), now @joeldavidhamkins.bsky.social with complexity, on way to neat analysis of "largest tweetable number": www.infinitelymore.xyz/p/largest-tw...
The Largest Tweetable Number—Lectures on Infinity (lecture 4)
The paradox of the largest tweetable number. What is the largest number you can tweet?
www.infinitelymore.xyz
August 13, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Contest where prize pot is *reduced proportionally to the number of entries*? Hofstadter looked at it with game theory (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Platoni...), now @joeldavidhamkins.bsky.social with complexity, on way to neat analysis of "largest tweetable number": www.infinitelymore.xyz/p/largest-tw...
The paradox of the largest tweetable number.
Lectures on Infinity—lecture 4.
www.infinitelymore.xyz/p/largest-tw... #InfinitelyMore #BookOfInfinity
Lectures on Infinity—lecture 4.
www.infinitelymore.xyz/p/largest-tw... #InfinitelyMore #BookOfInfinity
The Largest Tweetable Number—Lectures on Infinity (lecture 4)
The paradox of the largest tweetable number. What is the largest number you can tweet?
www.infinitelymore.xyz
August 12, 2026 at 1:29 PM
The paradox of the largest tweetable number.
Lectures on Infinity—lecture 4.
www.infinitelymore.xyz/p/largest-tw... #InfinitelyMore #BookOfInfinity
Lectures on Infinity—lecture 4.
www.infinitelymore.xyz/p/largest-tw... #InfinitelyMore #BookOfInfinity
i get why people like baseball now, it's like the most tweetable sport because barely anything happens. it's boring when u don't got a phone in front of u but it's very easy to just look up when something is happening
November 2, 2025 at 4:33 AM
i get why people like baseball now, it's like the most tweetable sport because barely anything happens. it's boring when u don't got a phone in front of u but it's very easy to just look up when something is happening
Tomorrow at 8pm GMT! JOIN US! to celebrate the career of Udo Kier, with one legendarily tweetable piece of classic schlock-horror!
FLESH FOR FRANKENSTEIN!
#TheFilmCrowd
Link in post below👇
FLESH FOR FRANKENSTEIN!
#TheFilmCrowd
Link in post below👇
#FCAnnounce - To celebrate the career of the utterly unique Udo Kier, who we lost yesterday, I'll be hosting a #TheFilmCrowd Extra showing of one of his most infamous early roles.
JOIN US! this Saturday, the 29th of November at 8pm GMT, for FLESH FOR FRANKENSTEIN!
Link👇
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JOIN US! this Saturday, the 29th of November at 8pm GMT, for FLESH FOR FRANKENSTEIN!
Link👇
archive.org/details/fles...
Flesh For Frankenstein : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
Within the decadent walls of the Frankenstein mansion, the Baron and his depraved assistant Otto have discovered the means of creating new life. As the...
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November 28, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Tomorrow at 8pm GMT! JOIN US! to celebrate the career of Udo Kier, with one legendarily tweetable piece of classic schlock-horror!
FLESH FOR FRANKENSTEIN!
#TheFilmCrowd
Link in post below👇
FLESH FOR FRANKENSTEIN!
#TheFilmCrowd
Link in post below👇
i keep forgetting to post my tweetable thoughts.
April 7, 2025 at 4:57 PM
i keep forgetting to post my tweetable thoughts.