#twix
Twix is gay, but NOT an ally
October 30, 2026 at 5:15 PM
- Are you as busy as we are?
Twix, Tsybulka and Bastik
October 29, 2026 at 10:27 AM
If you could buy a single twix, would that be a Unix?
October 31, 2026 at 10:05 PM
how many is too many Twix
November 2, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Diagonal Twix aquired
November 1, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Twixty Twix Twix is Two many Twix
November 2, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Be safe this Halloween, parents.
I found this in a Twix last year.
October 30, 2026 at 10:21 PM
- Why is Styopka always sitting in this fabulous chair??? He’s not the boss here!
Twix
November 2, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Twix >>>>> Snickers
November 1, 2026 at 9:10 AM
Man did all that corruption only to hand out FUN SIZE Twix??? Pathetic.
He didn't answer the door but someone else gave me a fun size twix
November 1, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Breakfast Twix
November 2, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Mini Twix don't taste as good as they used to. Everything is worse.
November 2, 2026 at 5:24 AM
They've cleaned me out of KitKats. Twix, Snickers, and Skittles holding steady.
Boy just ran away joyfully from my door shouting to his mum, "She's giving out FULL-SIZE SWEETS because she's an AMERICAN!"
October 31, 2026 at 7:04 PM
oops I thought you said Twix
November 1, 2026 at 2:38 AM
We are giving out full size snickers and twix
November 1, 2026 at 2:46 AM
parents please check your kid’s candy.
my kid could have been ruined for life by the rudy knight video i found in a twix bar
November 1, 2026 at 7:32 AM
Reviewing the candy I gave away on Halloween:

Snickers & Twix bars - classic candy bars, always good. The Twix bars were green inside for Halloween theming, but taste the same.
November 1, 2026 at 12:46 AM
- Will you be working from home tomorrow? What a relief! Not to mention, there'll be extra food for lunch.
Twix and Tsybulka
October 28, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Twix or Reese's
October 31, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Parents please be careful this Halloween. I opened up a "fun size" Twix and found four copies of the 2010 Hideyuki Hirayama film Sword of Desperation on blu ray inside. Fun, my ass!
October 31, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Knickers in a Twix
October 31, 2026 at 6:43 AM
he's getting extra large twix bars
November 1, 2026 at 9:43 AM
He didn't answer the door but someone else gave me a fun size twix
November 1, 2026 at 12:52 AM
I had a 7 year old tell me he didn’t like any of the candy offered* and went away empty handed.

*full sized bars of Milk Way, Snickers, Twix, and Three Musketeers
November 1, 2026 at 3:09 AM
How can anyone be anti Twix.
October 30, 2026 at 3:19 AM