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tyduffy.bsky.social
Are we talking like relatively fun worst person or Ted Kaczynski had two graduate degrees from the University of Michigan worst person?
November 7, 2026 at 3:20 AM
jcsalterego.bsky.social
congratulations on joining the meeting two minutes early with your video on. as a reward, you get to welcome every single person who saunters in
November 6, 2026 at 2:58 PM
brendelbored.bsky.social
Two separate people along with myself looked at that picture and saw Howie Mandel and then realized Howie Mandel was also there and a different person
November 8, 2026 at 4:58 AM
xkcd.com
Earth Sized Planets

xkcd.com/3318/
4-panel comic. (1) [Two people walking together.] PERSON 2 with ponytail: If there’s an Earth-sized object in the outer solar system, the Rubin Observatory should find it soon. (2) PERSON 2: If it’s Earth-sized, it *might* have a rocky surface and internal heat. (3) PERSON 1: If it has a rocky surface and internal heat, it might have— PERSON 2: *Plate tectonics!* PERSON 1: Life? (4) PERSON 1: You geologists have weird priorities. PERSON 2: Earth just *can’t* be the only one!
November 3, 2026 at 8:32 PM
kathryntewson.bsky.social
Yeah but I ALSO want to fight him so we need a two-person solution
November 6, 2026 at 5:54 AM
kateinkharkiv.bsky.social
In Druzhkivka, Russians killed a civilian with a guided bomb and destroyed a private home‼️

​As a result of two glide bomb strikes on Bilenke, one person was killed and two were injured, five private homes were damaged‼️
November 8, 2026 at 11:53 AM
mikelevin.org
Stephen Miller is the most dangerous person in America not named Donald Trump. He has been running much of the White House for nearly two years.

Starting Monday, it's official.
November 7, 2026 at 2:44 AM
modoubtingthomas.bsky.social
Does he have another 'smartest person' he can ask or does he just know the two?
November 4, 2026 at 9:38 PM
capecodfairytales.bsky.social
#Poetry #Painting #Sunday

One last reason to stay one person one love.
The game may be over but there will always be
the two of us.

- Naomi Jones

🎨 Lucy Almey Bird
November 8, 2026 at 9:21 PM
herbivoreclub.bsky.social
Uncomfortable truth.
A four-panel cartoon featuring two people and a dog. In the first panel, one person asks, "Does he bite?" In the second panel, the other person replies, "No, but he can hurt you in other ways." In the third panel, the dog speaks, saying, "The distinction between me and the pig you ate for breakfast is socially constructed and arbitrary." In the fourth panel, the first person is shown crying while the dog looks on.
November 5, 2026 at 9:59 PM
stephlamy.bsky.social
Also : once you've heard it, you can't unhear it... @hannahhillam.bsky.social's meme captures this perfectly.
Brain before sleep-meme (in French) Brain: are you asleep? Person: yes, go away Brain: I have two passions - the fanfare and the revolution. Person: *wide awake*
November 7, 2026 at 8:54 AM
admirablewomen.bsky.social
Physicist & chemist Marie Curie was the:

+ First woman to win a Nobel Prize
+ First person & only woman to win twice
+ Only person to ever win a Nobel Prize in 2 different sciences: Physics (1903) & Chemistry (1911)

Maria Skłodowska Curie was born #OTD in 1867. #WomenInSTEM
A striking black-and-white studio portrait of Marie Curie (1867–1934), the legendary Polish-French physicist and chemist who revolutionized modern science by discovering radioactivity, polonium, and radium. As the only person to win Nobel Prizes in two different scientific fields, her profound historical significance is reflected in her serious, deeply introspective expression. Photographed from the chest up, she looks directly at the camera with an intense, analytical gaze. Her graying hair is styled in a soft updo, framing a face etched with a look of quiet resolve and intellectual focus. She wears a dark, textured jacket over a shirt adorned with a distinctive geometric, black-and-white checkered pattern at the neckline. The portrait utilizes a stark, dark, textured background that blends into her clothing, creating a high-contrast composition that draws complete focus to her face. The overall mood is solemn, dignified, and powerful, capturing the essence of a brilliant academic pioneer who dedicated her life to scientific discovery.
November 7, 2026 at 4:04 PM
brittstgt.bsky.social
Die größte Taubenflügel-Umarmung der Stadt geht heute an die coolste Person mit dem allergrößten Herzen: Happy Birthday @frlb.bsky.social! Wie schön, dass es dich gibt!
two turtle doves,
Alt: two turtle doves,
static.klipy.com
November 8, 2026 at 7:51 AM
crtcryptid.bsky.social
Also fuck your two person lift sticker
November 7, 2026 at 9:18 AM
alexhanna.bsky.social
Got to boo Scott Wiener in person twice in two weeks
November 4, 2026 at 7:41 PM
chrisgeidner.bsky.social
NEW: Newsom moves to clear out California’s 548-person death row in largest such clemency act in U.S. history.

Under the California Constitution, more than two-thirds of the proposed commutations will require an OK from the California Supreme Court.

This evening, at Law Dork:
Newsom moves to clear out California’s 548-person death row in largest such clemency act
Under the California Constitution, more than two-thirds of the proposed commutations will require an OK from the California Supreme Court.
www.lawdork.com
November 5, 2026 at 10:50 PM
rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social
Born Today in 1867, Marie Skłodowska Curie was physicist and chemist: she conducted pioneering research on radioactivity, was the first woman to win a Nobel Prize, the first person to win a Nobel Prize twice, and the only person to win a Nobel Prize in two scientific fields.

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November 7, 2026 at 6:24 AM
frankfitz.bsky.social
This person knows Ball! Ukraine has to hit another data center and we should kick those two plants out.
November 7, 2026 at 3:00 AM
mathletesfoot.bsky.social
robert crumb i loathe every person i see comic, normal guy saying wow two cakes
November 7, 2026 at 6:25 AM
robertscotthorton.bsky.social
As a person born in Canada to two Cuban citizens, is Ted Cruz eligible to be elected president? Enquiring minds want to know.
November 6, 2026 at 5:27 PM
songofthewren.bsky.social
This person only have two followers btw
November 9, 2026 at 12:00 AM
cnn.com
Two separate shootings during homecoming weekend at a historically Black college in North Carolina have left one person dead and three injured, police said Sunday. https://cnn.it/4eRbRwA
November 8, 2026 at 5:00 PM
bylinesnetwork.co.uk
King Ben Houchen is losing his Crown. And judging by Wednesday’s performance, he’s losing the plot as well(Part Two – Meeting your adoring public)
Half-yearly in-person event with Ben
Houchen

northeastbylines.co.uk/news/politic...
King Ben Houchen is losing his Crown. And judging by Wednesday’s performance, he’s losing the plot as well(Part Two – Meeting your adoring public)
Half-yearly in-person event with Ben Houchen
northeastbylines.co.uk
November 8, 2026 at 11:36 AM
vghistory.bsky.social
death alley 3000, zx spectrum (1984) spectrumcomputing.co.uk/zxdb/sinclai...
two people at either end of a long rectangle room or "alley". one is throwing a round object toward the other person. the other person looks as if they are holding a bat or stick or some sort. a round object is sliding across the floor back up the room. text: ad astra by ray jones
November 8, 2026 at 3:18 AM
pheloniusfriar.bsky.social
"dip" is old slang for a stupid person. "shit" is old slang for an offensive, undesirable, or annoying person. Combining the two amplifies each slang.
November 5, 2026 at 9:43 PM