These two psychos have access to all your personal data, by the way.
June 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
These two psychos have access to all your personal data, by the way.
“And so it’s a two bedroom penthouse” Mike Tomlin stock way way up
October 1, 2026 at 12:13 AM
“And so it’s a two bedroom penthouse” Mike Tomlin stock way way up
just two men who can stand in an incredibly normal way
March 12, 2025 at 1:21 AM
just two men who can stand in an incredibly normal way
yeah why might it be harder for someone to break 50% in a three-way race versus a two-way race. obviously it has something to do with ideology.
The Better Things Aren't Possible Wing has declared Spanberger is The Future Of The Democratic Party with this transparently stupid line fed to one of their press familiars
November 4, 2025 at 10:22 AM
yeah why might it be harder for someone to break 50% in a three-way race versus a two-way race. obviously it has something to do with ideology.
Two bad bitches in their own way
March 13, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Two bad bitches in their own way
The best way to honor the two who have left us recently, imo, is to keep being as gay as possible
August 26, 2026 at 5:17 PM
The best way to honor the two who have left us recently, imo, is to keep being as gay as possible
Hey Donald, been 5 weeks since you said you’d have more sanctions on Russia “in two weeks.”
Where uh, where are they?
NO WAY YOU WERE JUST BLOVIATING RIGHT??? NO WAY
Where uh, where are they?
NO WAY YOU WERE JUST BLOVIATING RIGHT??? NO WAY
June 30, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Hey Donald, been 5 weeks since you said you’d have more sanctions on Russia “in two weeks.”
Where uh, where are they?
NO WAY YOU WERE JUST BLOVIATING RIGHT??? NO WAY
Where uh, where are they?
NO WAY YOU WERE JUST BLOVIATING RIGHT??? NO WAY
wait this goes way harder than i ever expected it to 🤯
October 28, 2024 at 9:46 PM
wait this goes way harder than i ever expected it to 🤯
ranked choice should have one additional box that just says "no fuckin way" and it counts for negative two votes
June 13, 2025 at 1:40 AM
ranked choice should have one additional box that just says "no fuckin way" and it counts for negative two votes
Uncle Jeffy Tiedrich says today in his newsletter:
"Here’s one sure way you can tell you’re living in a shithole country: when the following two headlines appear one after another."
"Here’s one sure way you can tell you’re living in a shithole country: when the following two headlines appear one after another."
February 22, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Uncle Jeffy Tiedrich says today in his newsletter:
"Here’s one sure way you can tell you’re living in a shithole country: when the following two headlines appear one after another."
"Here’s one sure way you can tell you’re living in a shithole country: when the following two headlines appear one after another."
Rooting for Belgium to go all the way so they can do the two-handed jackoff dance when they get the trophy.
July 8, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Rooting for Belgium to go all the way so they can do the two-handed jackoff dance when they get the trophy.
i can’t explain how much this would fix me
November 13, 2024 at 12:01 AM
i can’t explain how much this would fix me
If you like making love to music, put on a live album. That way, you get applause every two to four minutes.
February 14, 2026 at 6:50 PM
If you like making love to music, put on a live album. That way, you get applause every two to four minutes.
They found a way to share the box!
September 1, 2024 at 8:48 AM
They found a way to share the box!
two types of katt monroe
May 12, 2026 at 9:51 PM
two types of katt monroe
These two things are true:
1) Shooting National Guard members is horrific and criminal.
2) So is putting National Guard members in harm’s way to score political points.
1) Shooting National Guard members is horrific and criminal.
2) So is putting National Guard members in harm’s way to score political points.
November 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
These two things are true:
1) Shooting National Guard members is horrific and criminal.
2) So is putting National Guard members in harm’s way to score political points.
1) Shooting National Guard members is horrific and criminal.
2) So is putting National Guard members in harm’s way to score political points.
*two-thirds of the way to Mars* Rate limit exceeded.
July 1, 2023 at 6:33 PM
*two-thirds of the way to Mars* Rate limit exceeded.
I can’t stop Leda-posting
September 25, 2026 at 12:01 PM
I can’t stop Leda-posting
My latest cartoon for @newscientist.com
August 11, 2025 at 9:42 AM
My latest cartoon for @newscientist.com
