March 7, 2026 at 7:44 AM
Two tickets please
April 13, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Two tickets please
They do not give a twopenny toss about the law.
July 1, 2025 at 7:25 AM
They do not give a twopenny toss about the law.
I saw that major eclipse in 1999 and honestly it was such a subpar experience that I’ve struggled to give a twopenny fuck about eclipses ever since.
August 12, 2026 at 11:53 AM
I saw that major eclipse in 1999 and honestly it was such a subpar experience that I’ve struggled to give a twopenny fuck about eclipses ever since.
The worst part about days where nothing seems to be working, art wise, is that your fingers and wrists dont give a twopenny fuck if you got anything worthwhile done: they hurt anyway.
February 16, 2026 at 7:39 PM
The worst part about days where nothing seems to be working, art wise, is that your fingers and wrists dont give a twopenny fuck if you got anything worthwhile done: they hurt anyway.
April 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
themselves at the manorial court to swear fealty, not with oaths or solemn gestures, but by laying before the lord a large apple pie and a twopenny sweet cake. Feudal obligation, Yorkshire-style sealed with pastry. #customandtradition #Yorkshire #rural #newyear'sday 3/3
January 1, 2026 at 6:41 AM
themselves at the manorial court to swear fealty, not with oaths or solemn gestures, but by laying before the lord a large apple pie and a twopenny sweet cake. Feudal obligation, Yorkshire-style sealed with pastry. #customandtradition #Yorkshire #rural #newyear'sday 3/3
Tenpenny, Eightpenny, Sixpenny, Fourpenny and Twopenny.
I adore these guys naming the babies after types of nails. XD
And that potential adopters needed such good references to be able to take one home.
I adore these guys naming the babies after types of nails. XD
And that potential adopters needed such good references to be able to take one home.
June 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Tenpenny, Eightpenny, Sixpenny, Fourpenny and Twopenny.
I adore these guys naming the babies after types of nails. XD
And that potential adopters needed such good references to be able to take one home.
I adore these guys naming the babies after types of nails. XD
And that potential adopters needed such good references to be able to take one home.
#AssassinsCreed lore: OTD in 1827, Philip Twopenny is born. He becomes the Governor of the Bank of England and a member of the British Rite of the Templar Order. (Syndicate)
January 27, 2026 at 3:30 PM
#AssassinsCreed lore: OTD in 1827, Philip Twopenny is born. He becomes the Governor of the Bank of England and a member of the British Rite of the Templar Order. (Syndicate)
He doesn't give a twopenny toss and never did.
November 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
He doesn't give a twopenny toss and never did.
This oak tree cross-section holds a mystery: a George III twopenny piece embedded deep in the wood. It was discovered in the 19th century during tree felling and preserved just as it was found—glass dome, coin, and all.
April 27, 2025 at 7:01 AM
This oak tree cross-section holds a mystery: a George III twopenny piece embedded deep in the wood. It was discovered in the 19th century during tree felling and preserved just as it was found—glass dome, coin, and all.
My stepmum burnt my stamp album, amongst other things it had a penny black and a twopenny blue.
September 18, 2026 at 7:21 PM
My stepmum burnt my stamp album, amongst other things it had a penny black and a twopenny blue.
"He thinks with me," said Dorothea to herself, "or rather, he thinks a whole world of which my thought is but a poor twopenny mirror."
June 16, 2025 at 7:36 PM
"He thinks with me," said Dorothea to herself, "or rather, he thinks a whole world of which my thought is but a poor twopenny mirror."
Translation, then: "It doesn't matter a twopenny shite whether DOGE is an agency or not, although your wasting your time and money getting your pet weasels to bust their skulls trying to figure that out is quite funny. In either case, your argument is bullshit. Now STFU."
March 20, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Translation, then: "It doesn't matter a twopenny shite whether DOGE is an agency or not, although your wasting your time and money getting your pet weasels to bust their skulls trying to figure that out is quite funny. In either case, your argument is bullshit. Now STFU."
🎨 'They dined off a twopenny loaf and a pennyworth of milk'
by George John Pinwell (1866) (A scene from 'A Crust on Christmas Day' in The Quiver - A Victorian evangelical magazine)
#Art #Illustration
by George John Pinwell (1866) (A scene from 'A Crust on Christmas Day' in The Quiver - A Victorian evangelical magazine)
#Art #Illustration
December 24, 2024 at 8:34 AM
🎨 'They dined off a twopenny loaf and a pennyworth of milk'
by George John Pinwell (1866) (A scene from 'A Crust on Christmas Day' in The Quiver - A Victorian evangelical magazine)
#Art #Illustration
by George John Pinwell (1866) (A scene from 'A Crust on Christmas Day' in The Quiver - A Victorian evangelical magazine)
#Art #Illustration
I don't think the pumpkin-titted psychopath gives a twopenny toss what's legal and what isn't, or what is and isn't forbidden by international treaties.
October 31, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I don't think the pumpkin-titted psychopath gives a twopenny toss what's legal and what isn't, or what is and isn't forbidden by international treaties.
Keep in mind twopenny pieces of that era were called cartwheels - they were around 5mm thick.
September 24, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Keep in mind twopenny pieces of that era were called cartwheels - they were around 5mm thick.
#OnThisDay 125 years ago the Central London Railway 'Twopenny Tube' now TfL Central Line opened between Shepherds Bush and Bank with 11 intermediate stations. These 44 ton locos were soon dropped for multiple units due to vibration suffered in properties above. Images LT Museum collection
July 30, 2025 at 4:00 AM
#OnThisDay 125 years ago the Central London Railway 'Twopenny Tube' now TfL Central Line opened between Shepherds Bush and Bank with 11 intermediate stations. These 44 ton locos were soon dropped for multiple units due to vibration suffered in properties above. Images LT Museum collection
As in twopenny upright? I think that's how Pratchett rendered it in Discworld
May 3, 2024 at 11:18 PM
As in twopenny upright? I think that's how Pratchett rendered it in Discworld
HAD is perfectly twopenny, because three is just too pretentious and fast in all the wrong ways
November 15, 2024 at 12:40 AM
HAD is perfectly twopenny, because three is just too pretentious and fast in all the wrong ways
There ought to be be way more headlines along the lines of... "The Imperative of not giving a twopenny fuck what Nigel Farage says"
And BBC current affairs show bookers should be absolutely fucking ashamed of themselves.
And BBC current affairs show bookers should be absolutely fucking ashamed of themselves.
September 6, 2025 at 9:07 AM
There ought to be be way more headlines along the lines of... "The Imperative of not giving a twopenny fuck what Nigel Farage says"
And BBC current affairs show bookers should be absolutely fucking ashamed of themselves.
And BBC current affairs show bookers should be absolutely fucking ashamed of themselves.
My twopenny opinion- Good performance by Kate Mara but sadly a little silly.
www.imdb.com/title/tt1396...
www.imdb.com/title/tt1396...
The Astronaut (2025) ⭐ 4.7 | Horror, Sci-Fi, Thriller
1h 30m
www.imdb.com
October 31, 2025 at 1:49 AM
My twopenny opinion- Good performance by Kate Mara but sadly a little silly.
www.imdb.com/title/tt1396...
www.imdb.com/title/tt1396...
Twopenny hangover
August 25, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Twopenny hangover