Perfect clothes to bait innocent txts~💕
February 4, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Perfect clothes to bait innocent txts~💕
Sometimes I get txts from the younger child to update me on the cat, even though he’s only at the other end of the house.
I am not complaining because: toe beans…
I am not complaining because: toe beans…
December 3, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Sometimes I get txts from the younger child to update me on the cat, even though he’s only at the other end of the house.
I am not complaining because: toe beans…
I am not complaining because: toe beans…
I’m so sorry but this is exactly what it sounds like in RFK’s house when someone txts him nudes
September 22, 2024 at 2:26 AM
I’m so sorry but this is exactly what it sounds like in RFK’s house when someone txts him nudes
I love txts from my mom.
July 22, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I love txts from my mom.
Were any of them fundraising txts?
February 14, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Were any of them fundraising txts?
Your son txts you this. Wyd? 😈😈🤤🤤
October 24, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Your son txts you this. Wyd? 😈😈🤤🤤
No txts version + MORE STINK!!
January 29, 2025 at 10:54 PM
No txts version + MORE STINK!!
those “i’m thinking of you” txts >>>>>>
August 17, 2025 at 1:56 AM
those “i’m thinking of you” txts >>>>>>
Really key point the freaking Wall St Journal reported as actual txts they saw from the world’s wealthiest and most unaccountable piece of shit
Cool added bonus that he’s both expecting and excited for the apocalypse
April 16, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Really key point the freaking Wall St Journal reported as actual txts they saw from the world’s wealthiest and most unaccountable piece of shit
i'm back !
and i need some cute hot txts ~
and i need some cute hot txts ~
February 6, 2025 at 3:10 PM
i'm back !
and i need some cute hot txts ~
and i need some cute hot txts ~
On This Day (Sep 30) in 2026 (9/15)
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Eric Schmitt (R-MO)
- debacle yesterday may have been directed by WH
- txts came from DOJ
- Schmitt warned txts were, 'unvetted'
- no verification txts related to Atlanta Hawks game
- Schmitt decided to just go with them anyway 🤷♀️
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Eric Schmitt (R-MO)
- debacle yesterday may have been directed by WH
- txts came from DOJ
- Schmitt warned txts were, 'unvetted'
- no verification txts related to Atlanta Hawks game
- Schmitt decided to just go with them anyway 🤷♀️
October 1, 2026 at 3:57 AM
On This Day (Sep 30) in 2026 (9/15)
=====================
Eric Schmitt (R-MO)
- debacle yesterday may have been directed by WH
- txts came from DOJ
- Schmitt warned txts were, 'unvetted'
- no verification txts related to Atlanta Hawks game
- Schmitt decided to just go with them anyway 🤷♀️
=====================
Eric Schmitt (R-MO)
- debacle yesterday may have been directed by WH
- txts came from DOJ
- Schmitt warned txts were, 'unvetted'
- no verification txts related to Atlanta Hawks game
- Schmitt decided to just go with them anyway 🤷♀️
Receiving so many txts that also say “come on”. What a day.
August 21, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Receiving so many txts that also say “come on”. What a day.
Letting the thoughts build and sending 2 or 3 txts throughout the day before a recap on the phone at night >>>
That text all day everyday shit is wild annoying OMG.
a man in a plaid shirt is smiling while standing in front of a tent .
ALT: a man in a plaid shirt is smiling while standing in front of a tent .
media.tenor.com
May 27, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Letting the thoughts build and sending 2 or 3 txts throughout the day before a recap on the phone at night >>>
Update: dad is on the train and didn't object to biz class ticket. He txts:
"I have twice as much room as I had on the AC flight. Thanks."
minutes later"
"Having my first Caesar's. Love this. This is how I'll travel in trains from now on."
"I have twice as much room as I had on the AC flight. Thanks."
minutes later"
"Having my first Caesar's. Love this. This is how I'll travel in trains from now on."
The hell with it, I'm going to get my dad a 1st class ticket, not worry about luggage bs or paying for seat selection, and it'll be part of his 80th bday present from me (which he'll be upset about cuz 1st class is a waste of money. F'n thrifty immigrant dads! can't even buy him a new spatula)
Booking a Via Rail ticket for my senior dad it is so absolutely enshitified. Baggage allowances, only carry on allowed, pay more for an actual suitcase, but how?
Maybe stop trying to force airline employees to work for free and fix the crown corporation, liberals.
Maybe stop trying to force airline employees to work for free and fix the crown corporation, liberals.
August 28, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Update: dad is on the train and didn't object to biz class ticket. He txts:
"I have twice as much room as I had on the AC flight. Thanks."
minutes later"
"Having my first Caesar's. Love this. This is how I'll travel in trains from now on."
"I have twice as much room as I had on the AC flight. Thanks."
minutes later"
"Having my first Caesar's. Love this. This is how I'll travel in trains from now on."
checking my old txts out of curiosity
December 14, 2025 at 2:23 AM
checking my old txts out of curiosity
protecting my peace and not answering my bosses txts for the first time
April 24, 2026 at 1:46 AM
protecting my peace and not answering my bosses txts for the first time
When my wife sends me sexy txts.
May 27, 2024 at 8:55 PM
When my wife sends me sexy txts.
Escritoras/es e pensadoras/es como Silviano Santiago, Heloísa Starling, Flora Süssekind, Italo Moriconi, Ana Maria Gonçalves, Stephanie Borges, Natália Borges Polesso, Elvira Vigna, Eliane Robert Moraes e tantas outras pessoas têm txts importantes ali. Eu tenho vários txts lá. Do nada, tudo some [+]
April 3, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Escritoras/es e pensadoras/es como Silviano Santiago, Heloísa Starling, Flora Süssekind, Italo Moriconi, Ana Maria Gonçalves, Stephanie Borges, Natália Borges Polesso, Elvira Vigna, Eliane Robert Moraes e tantas outras pessoas têm txts importantes ali. Eu tenho vários txts lá. Do nada, tudo some [+]