O ubber quando eu falo que é Lula no primeiro turno
July 19, 2026 at 8:57 PM
O ubber quando eu falo que é Lula no primeiro turno
imb taught himb ebbryting he noes Dave. I tink imb stil can retane de ubber pawe
March 27, 2025 at 1:49 PM
imb taught himb ebbryting he noes Dave. I tink imb stil can retane de ubber pawe
Idt like Uber but Ubber!
June 23, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Idt like Uber but Ubber!
Teaching a course on customer service tomorrow.
Using Ubber Lothbrok at the Battle of Cynwit as my 'how not to negotiate'
Using Ubber Lothbrok at the Battle of Cynwit as my 'how not to negotiate'
March 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Teaching a course on customer service tomorrow.
Using Ubber Lothbrok at the Battle of Cynwit as my 'how not to negotiate'
Using Ubber Lothbrok at the Battle of Cynwit as my 'how not to negotiate'
Always strive to be a thubs ubber
2 kinda posts in htis world, one's that make u go "thubs ub" & ones that make yuo go "shup up"
September 3, 2024 at 5:34 PM
Always strive to be a thubs ubber
So todey #Caturday beink rilly werr hear in Califorbnia an cold tin menny other plases Imb goink to show yuo my faberit exersisse - can do on enny glas surfiss indoors! grate cardio an rilly gud for ubber/frondt body. #catsofbluesky
November 23, 2024 at 7:31 PM
So todey #Caturday beink rilly werr hear in Califorbnia an cold tin menny other plases Imb goink to show yuo my faberit exersisse - can do on enny glas surfiss indoors! grate cardio an rilly gud for ubber/frondt body. #catsofbluesky
also Frodo de Pirate ubber rite. Also frend to cates 🧡
May 25, 2025 at 5:35 AM
also Frodo de Pirate ubber rite. Also frend to cates 🧡
Responsabilidade fiscal übber alles
October 16, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Responsabilidade fiscal übber alles
hagü hast du noch sinupret übber
September 19, 2025 at 5:06 PM
hagü hast du noch sinupret übber
Wenn ich früher mit unser Omma telefoniert habe (Wählscheibe, Telefon mit Brokat☝️):
"Tach Omma."
"Tach Kind."
"Oppa ok?"
"Türlich. Hab noch Gulasch übber."
"3 Uhr ok?"
"Mit Rotkohl."
"Halb 3?"
"Bis gleich."
"Tach Omma."
"Tach Kind."
"Oppa ok?"
"Türlich. Hab noch Gulasch übber."
"3 Uhr ok?"
"Mit Rotkohl."
"Halb 3?"
"Bis gleich."
October 23, 2023 at 7:05 PM
Wenn ich früher mit unser Omma telefoniert habe (Wählscheibe, Telefon mit Brokat☝️):
"Tach Omma."
"Tach Kind."
"Oppa ok?"
"Türlich. Hab noch Gulasch übber."
"3 Uhr ok?"
"Mit Rotkohl."
"Halb 3?"
"Bis gleich."
"Tach Omma."
"Tach Kind."
"Oppa ok?"
"Türlich. Hab noch Gulasch übber."
"3 Uhr ok?"
"Mit Rotkohl."
"Halb 3?"
"Bis gleich."
Au revoir Crispmouse! Momb put cate toyes awaey an Grambpa take tree owt. McQ enjoyedt furst Crispmowse an we had an gud seeson, baggink 8 ornamints (none broaken) eben sum frum ubber pardt of tree heh heh heh #catsofbluesky
January 1, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Au revoir Crispmouse! Momb put cate toyes awaey an Grambpa take tree owt. McQ enjoyedt furst Crispmowse an we had an gud seeson, baggink 8 ornamints (none broaken) eben sum frum ubber pardt of tree heh heh heh #catsofbluesky
ah, de cownter I liek is peninsoola tipe, no ubber cabinents, but grate idear
March 18, 2025 at 8:35 PM
ah, de cownter I liek is peninsoola tipe, no ubber cabinents, but grate idear
ubber gimp get ready for 14 hours overnight bondage training. Plugged, gas masked ,bounded and piss collected for recycle later.
September 11, 2024 at 2:01 PM
ubber gimp get ready for 14 hours overnight bondage training. Plugged, gas masked ,bounded and piss collected for recycle later.
"...Yea. But how come you do dat ebry time we see each ubber? I neber getta talk wif you normawee."
"Hm? Oh, I dunno. I just kinda...do it. Like closing the fridge when someone's left it open. Something about seeing you without your binky in seems. I dunno. Wrong, I guess. Y'know?"
"........"
🫠🫠🫠
"Hm? Oh, I dunno. I just kinda...do it. Like closing the fridge when someone's left it open. Something about seeing you without your binky in seems. I dunno. Wrong, I guess. Y'know?"
"........"
🫠🫠🫠
July 22, 2026 at 10:33 PM
"...Yea. But how come you do dat ebry time we see each ubber? I neber getta talk wif you normawee."
"Hm? Oh, I dunno. I just kinda...do it. Like closing the fridge when someone's left it open. Something about seeing you without your binky in seems. I dunno. Wrong, I guess. Y'know?"
"........"
🫠🫠🫠
"Hm? Oh, I dunno. I just kinda...do it. Like closing the fridge when someone's left it open. Something about seeing you without your binky in seems. I dunno. Wrong, I guess. Y'know?"
"........"
🫠🫠🫠
There's a childlike belief on the far left that their ubber far left candidates will be, must be, how can they not be, elected everywhere in the US. Never taking into account, that the rest of the country may not think like them or have different needs than them. The self absorption is stunning.
October 1, 2025 at 9:45 PM
There's a childlike belief on the far left that their ubber far left candidates will be, must be, how can they not be, elected everywhere in the US. Never taking into account, that the rest of the country may not think like them or have different needs than them. The self absorption is stunning.
SPOOKY TALK,
NAZI WALK,
DEUTSCHLAND UBBER ALLES
NAZI WALK,
DEUTSCHLAND UBBER ALLES
April 30, 2025 at 1:41 PM
SPOOKY TALK,
NAZI WALK,
DEUTSCHLAND UBBER ALLES
NAZI WALK,
DEUTSCHLAND UBBER ALLES
I can't express the disappointment I felt when I found out underwear in real life doesn't sound like loud ubber stretching. Wedgies are still fucking hot but damn they could be so much better
September 15, 2026 at 6:26 AM
I can't express the disappointment I felt when I found out underwear in real life doesn't sound like loud ubber stretching. Wedgies are still fucking hot but damn they could be so much better
Tipo "Brasil acima de tudo", né? (Deutscland übber alles)
January 13, 2026 at 7:44 AM
Tipo "Brasil acima de tudo", né? (Deutscland übber alles)
faith, family, flags & Israel and the transatlantic alliance ubber alles
November 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
faith, family, flags & Israel and the transatlantic alliance ubber alles
Ooops mebbe we wated too long to doo sumting abowt dat ubber hand bit. 😾😦😅
February 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Ooops mebbe we wated too long to doo sumting abowt dat ubber hand bit. 😾😦😅
Wen da bet say tu ware da kone stil, did him an yur Momma wink at eech ubber an laff? Mi finks dis a plan tu maek fun ob yu Flambe!
-Enzo
-Enzo
August 28, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Wen da bet say tu ware da kone stil, did him an yur Momma wink at eech ubber an laff? Mi finks dis a plan tu maek fun ob yu Flambe!
-Enzo
-Enzo
sopher sticht dir ein großes schalke und der glubb tattoo übber die gesamte brust haben wir schon abgesprochen
April 16, 2025 at 2:20 PM
sopher sticht dir ein großes schalke und der glubb tattoo übber die gesamte brust haben wir schon abgesprochen
So.
Der Samstag ist übber.
Ich mach mal den Himmel aus.
Schlaft schön, lässt Euch nicht von Pupolisten veräppeln und bleibt stabil.
Gut Nacht!
Der Samstag ist übber.
Ich mach mal den Himmel aus.
Schlaft schön, lässt Euch nicht von Pupolisten veräppeln und bleibt stabil.
Gut Nacht!
July 26, 2025 at 10:02 PM
So.
Der Samstag ist übber.
Ich mach mal den Himmel aus.
Schlaft schön, lässt Euch nicht von Pupolisten veräppeln und bleibt stabil.
Gut Nacht!
Der Samstag ist übber.
Ich mach mal den Himmel aus.
Schlaft schön, lässt Euch nicht von Pupolisten veräppeln und bleibt stabil.
Gut Nacht!
Sobrevivi ao ubber agora vamos atender mais pacientes ansiosos mas
Antes quem
Precisa de uma agulha 🪡 sou eu 😂
Antes quem
Precisa de uma agulha 🪡 sou eu 😂
May 25, 2023 at 10:15 PM
Sobrevivi ao ubber agora vamos atender mais pacientes ansiosos mas
Antes quem
Precisa de uma agulha 🪡 sou eu 😂
Antes quem
Precisa de uma agulha 🪡 sou eu 😂