My penis is 6+ jelly babies long.

#gaybator #gayedger #dickcomparison #ukbate🇬🇧 #batorbalm #americanswilluseanythingbutthemetricsystem 😉

I went to Poundland instead of Poundtown, and all I got was this Twin Peaks candy bar 🫤
(The cocks are not what they seem... 👀 🐓 🪵)

#gaybator #gayedger #dickcomparison #peniscomparison #ukbate🇬🇧

Literally the only thing I didn't love about the Isle of Wight was the total lack of batebros 😂 But I made my own fun! (and imported one of my best bate buddies from Birmingham to join me for a night 😈)

#gaybator #gayedger #hotelbate #ukbate🇬🇧

When you're the only one at the sauna on a Wednesday, you can kick back with some good porn and take all the dick pics you want 😈

#gaybator #gayedger #saunabate #gaysauna #gaycruising #ukbate🇬🇧