The eagle cutting the umbilical is just magnificent.
May 1, 2026 at 3:13 PM
The eagle cutting the umbilical is just magnificent.
Todo son risas hasta que te cortan el cordón umbilical.
April 16, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Todo son risas hasta que te cortan el cordón umbilical.
The night and the dream were long…
October 7, 2026 at 3:44 PM
The night and the dream were long…
I've always wondered what this looks like!
April 10, 2026 at 11:36 PM
I've always wondered what this looks like!
“Umbilical-grade attachment” sent me😭💀
December 5, 2024 at 3:10 AM
“Umbilical-grade attachment” sent me😭💀
Umbilical cord shrine
March 16, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Umbilical cord shrine
- Pero, ¿cómo no has venido a trabajar?
- Estoy pariendo en este momento.
- Vente urgentemente. Ya te cortaremos el cordón umbilical en la oficina.
- Estoy pariendo en este momento.
- Vente urgentemente. Ya te cortaremos el cordón umbilical en la oficina.
September 28, 2026 at 9:58 AM
- Pero, ¿cómo no has venido a trabajar?
- Estoy pariendo en este momento.
- Vente urgentemente. Ya te cortaremos el cordón umbilical en la oficina.
- Estoy pariendo en este momento.
- Vente urgentemente. Ya te cortaremos el cordón umbilical en la oficina.
a mão no cordão umbilical
September 26, 2024 at 3:20 AM
a mão no cordão umbilical
gore /
umbilical thread
umbilical thread
May 9, 2026 at 8:07 PM
gore /
umbilical thread
umbilical thread
(baby voice) Doctor - don't throw out that umbilical cord! I'm going to use it for my bootstraps!
June 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
(baby voice) Doctor - don't throw out that umbilical cord! I'm going to use it for my bootstraps!
the first person who cut an umbilical cord was wild
October 31, 2025 at 2:47 AM
the first person who cut an umbilical cord was wild
Revelando novo sobre Flávio Bolsonaro e sua relação UMBILICAL com a milícia carioca. Apresentação de Camila Pitanga. Tá rolando agora, já já o episódio inteiro. É pra TODO MUNDO compartilhar.
September 30, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Revelando novo sobre Flávio Bolsonaro e sua relação UMBILICAL com a milícia carioca. Apresentação de Camila Pitanga. Tá rolando agora, já já o episódio inteiro. É pra TODO MUNDO compartilhar.
The welfare Red States cheer to nuke California, bite the hand that feeds you.
Blue States gotta cut the umbilical cord. They hate us and want us dead.
I don’t want to fund terrorism anymore.
Blue States gotta cut the umbilical cord. They hate us and want us dead.
I don’t want to fund terrorism anymore.
October 6, 2026 at 6:31 PM
The welfare Red States cheer to nuke California, bite the hand that feeds you.
Blue States gotta cut the umbilical cord. They hate us and want us dead.
I don’t want to fund terrorism anymore.
Blue States gotta cut the umbilical cord. They hate us and want us dead.
I don’t want to fund terrorism anymore.
Todo es paz y tranquilidad hasta que te cortan el cordón umbilical.
August 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Todo es paz y tranquilidad hasta que te cortan el cordón umbilical.
Ya tengo el disfraz para los carnavales, un Adán con ombligo (Adán no tuvo cordón umbilical)
September 25, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Ya tengo el disfraz para los carnavales, un Adán con ombligo (Adán no tuvo cordón umbilical)
THE RESHAPENING™ continues. (Now to the point that my umbilical hernia has partially popped back in... 😅😅)
July 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
THE RESHAPENING™ continues. (Now to the point that my umbilical hernia has partially popped back in... 😅😅)
Brilliant! There are other supply routes, but every umbilical cut off is another step twrds. russia's defeat.
October 8, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Brilliant! There are other supply routes, but every umbilical cut off is another step twrds. russia's defeat.
W is for Umbilical Umbilical
April 17, 2025 at 9:24 AM
W is for Umbilical Umbilical
what are all those babies doing in valhalla, do you think they are drinking mead through their umbilical cords as if it’s a straw?
October 6, 2026 at 10:59 PM
what are all those babies doing in valhalla, do you think they are drinking mead through their umbilical cords as if it’s a straw?
frantically googling 'difference between umbilical cord and rip cord' while falling rapidly
November 14, 2023 at 9:23 PM
frantically googling 'difference between umbilical cord and rip cord' while falling rapidly
