My new career as an unmotivational speaker is going great. Everything is horrible and nobody gives a shit.
September 13, 2025 at 5:18 PM
My new career as an unmotivational speaker is going great. Everything is horrible and nobody gives a shit.
My second article today was a humor story. What things would look like if I gave up writing and podcasting and became an unmotivational speaker.
What's an "unmotivational speaker?" I'm glad you asked. &:^)
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What's an "unmotivational speaker?" I'm glad you asked. &:^)
jasonprovencio.substack.com/p/you-should...
You Should Attend My Unmotivational Speaking Seminar
Take My Advice and Your Life Might Improve for the Better. Maybe.
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January 8, 2025 at 5:01 AM
My second article today was a humor story. What things would look like if I gave up writing and podcasting and became an unmotivational speaker.
What's an "unmotivational speaker?" I'm glad you asked. &:^)
jasonprovencio.substack.com/p/you-should...
What's an "unmotivational speaker?" I'm glad you asked. &:^)
jasonprovencio.substack.com/p/you-should...
I’m available as an unmotivational speaker for your next corporate event.
February 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I’m available as an unmotivational speaker for your next corporate event.
This May Grey weather is really unmotivational. I feel so unproductive to make art or to work on my Ren Faire costume.
But at least I got the best cuddle buddy right beside me ❤️
But at least I got the best cuddle buddy right beside me ❤️
May 3, 2025 at 10:28 PM
This May Grey weather is really unmotivational. I feel so unproductive to make art or to work on my Ren Faire costume.
But at least I got the best cuddle buddy right beside me ❤️
But at least I got the best cuddle buddy right beside me ❤️
I'm the one in the YouTube comments making generic Unmotivational sentiments to "whoever is reading this"
July 6, 2026 at 5:30 PM
I'm the one in the YouTube comments making generic Unmotivational sentiments to "whoever is reading this"
Hit the notification bell for me and receive the following:
- moderate ranting and raving about things nobody in my circle cares about
- unmotivational motivation
- horse game for now
- shockingly viral food posts
- art so good you’ll forgive all the above and forget I only post it once a month ❤️
- moderate ranting and raving about things nobody in my circle cares about
- unmotivational motivation
- horse game for now
- shockingly viral food posts
- art so good you’ll forgive all the above and forget I only post it once a month ❤️
July 8, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Hit the notification bell for me and receive the following:
- moderate ranting and raving about things nobody in my circle cares about
- unmotivational motivation
- horse game for now
- shockingly viral food posts
- art so good you’ll forgive all the above and forget I only post it once a month ❤️
- moderate ranting and raving about things nobody in my circle cares about
- unmotivational motivation
- horse game for now
- shockingly viral food posts
- art so good you’ll forgive all the above and forget I only post it once a month ❤️
He's an unmotivational speaker.
May 26, 2025 at 3:20 PM
He's an unmotivational speaker.
✨Always look on the bright side of life✨ #unmotivational
December 16, 2024 at 9:18 AM
✨Always look on the bright side of life✨ #unmotivational
If reality is an illusion,
Then become a magician,
And make it anything you like.
#stupidsayings #stupidpoems #badjokes #unmotivational
Then become a magician,
And make it anything you like.
#stupidsayings #stupidpoems #badjokes #unmotivational
September 25, 2026 at 9:20 AM
If reality is an illusion,
Then become a magician,
And make it anything you like.
#stupidsayings #stupidpoems #badjokes #unmotivational
Then become a magician,
And make it anything you like.
#stupidsayings #stupidpoems #badjokes #unmotivational
Good luck in 2025 😘
To help you through the year, I've made a truly awful calendar.
Only 100 are available...
#illustration #art #calendar #demotivation #unmotivational #comedy #funny
To help you through the year, I've made a truly awful calendar.
Only 100 are available...
#illustration #art #calendar #demotivation #unmotivational #comedy #funny
November 17, 2024 at 1:00 PM
Good luck in 2025 😘
To help you through the year, I've made a truly awful calendar.
Only 100 are available...
#illustration #art #calendar #demotivation #unmotivational #comedy #funny
To help you through the year, I've made a truly awful calendar.
Only 100 are available...
#illustration #art #calendar #demotivation #unmotivational #comedy #funny
we need unmotivational quotes
August 4, 2025 at 1:33 PM
we need unmotivational quotes
There's a lot of comp splatoon stuff that I feel like I wouldn't be able to convey very well over bsky posting alone (nor do I think text only appeals to anyone but me), but thinking of planning out and making videos fills me with the same amount of unmotivational dread as playing cooler zap or shot
September 11, 2025 at 5:39 PM
There's a lot of comp splatoon stuff that I feel like I wouldn't be able to convey very well over bsky posting alone (nor do I think text only appeals to anyone but me), but thinking of planning out and making videos fills me with the same amount of unmotivational dread as playing cooler zap or shot
I should become an unmotivational speaker
December 2, 2025 at 7:06 AM
I should become an unmotivational speaker
thank you very much unmotivational khat :D
July 6, 2026 at 8:13 PM
thank you very much unmotivational khat :D
Some wisdom from India for your Thursday: www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZpD...
DO NOTHING
Self-help Singh, the best unmotivational speaker you will find. DO NOTHING.Original video and © Masood Boomgaard here: https://youtu.be/u2X50B5V9Xc*Warning: ...
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April 5, 2024 at 1:14 PM
Some wisdom from India for your Thursday: www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZpD...
October 31, 2023 at 8:40 PM
Hello, my love! How are you? You should sell a range of bloomers with unmotivational (real word) quotes across the buttock area. I’d definitely buy several pairs xx
August 21, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Hello, my love! How are you? You should sell a range of bloomers with unmotivational (real word) quotes across the buttock area. I’d definitely buy several pairs xx
Ik geraak uitgeblust en uitgeput van dit soort opinies, maar ik wil nu wél "neem die extra flexijob!" als een ironische unmotivational quote inkaderen.
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Zodra je went aan geluk, word je ongelukkig
Het oude continent is moe, merkt Wouter Duyck. Elke samenleving die vergeet welke inspanning welvaart vereist, is gedoemd die welvaart te verliezen. We moeten weer goesting krijgen in het leven.
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January 3, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Ik geraak uitgeblust en uitgeput van dit soort opinies, maar ik wil nu wél "neem die extra flexijob!" als een ironische unmotivational quote inkaderen.
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The “My friends hate me” joke are funny… Until I start thinking my friends hate me fr
December 14, 2024 at 5:16 AM
The “My friends hate me” joke are funny… Until I start thinking my friends hate me fr