Why are they unable to sell the harvest, Senator?
Thune: "We've got a big harvest coming in here in South Dakota, corn and soybeans, and no place to go with it ... we are looking at potential solutions to make sure we can help support farmers until some of those markets come back."
September 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Why are they unable to sell the harvest, Senator?
They are mentally unable to accept a loss.
February 2, 2026 at 7:55 AM
They are mentally unable to accept a loss.
intermittently fasting when i am asleep and unable to eat
December 5, 2024 at 1:24 PM
intermittently fasting when i am asleep and unable to eat
From being unable to fit *some* things, to being unable to fit his appetite ~
May 20, 2026 at 8:45 PM
From being unable to fit *some* things, to being unable to fit his appetite ~
can’t believe Jared Kushner was unable to negotiate a meaningful and just peace with Putin
December 3, 2025 at 8:06 AM
can’t believe Jared Kushner was unable to negotiate a meaningful and just peace with Putin
CDC unable to respond to lead crisis due to funding cuts.
April 12, 2025 at 2:26 PM
CDC unable to respond to lead crisis due to funding cuts.
Terrified of the subway, unable to use a dishwasher properly
Duffy: "The president is talking about shower heads. You don't have enough water that can come through your shower heads because of Biden's regulations. So fixing small things like that -- hopefully he's gonna get the dishwashers. Wouldn't it be great if dishwashers worked again?"
April 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Terrified of the subway, unable to use a dishwasher properly
alert the press: it is not normal for the president to be unable to stay conscious during televised events in the Oval Office
September 18, 2026 at 7:58 PM
alert the press: it is not normal for the president to be unable to stay conscious during televised events in the Oval Office
Britain being unable to make Doctor Who and the U.S. being unable to make more Muppet Show feels like the same problem
September 18, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Britain being unable to make Doctor Who and the U.S. being unable to make more Muppet Show feels like the same problem
7-Year-Old Unable To Maintain Single Cohesive Storyline While Playing With Action Figures https://theonion.com/7-year-old-unable-to-maintain-single-cohesive-storyline-1819578954/
May 26, 2026 at 8:30 PM
7-Year-Old Unable To Maintain Single Cohesive Storyline While Playing With Action Figures https://theonion.com/7-year-old-unable-to-maintain-single-cohesive-storyline-1819578954/
Imagine being so unable to love your child that you set fire to the whole damn world instead.
June 1, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Imagine being so unable to love your child that you set fire to the whole damn world instead.
I'm unable to process how we got from 9/11 to this.
September 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I'm unable to process how we got from 9/11 to this.
Trump Unable To Figure Out Why He Surrounded By Chinese People
May 11, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Trump Unable To Figure Out Why He Surrounded By Chinese People
Fairy ;:>
found myself unable to replicate an old rendering style lol
found myself unable to replicate an old rendering style lol
April 27, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Fairy ;:>
found myself unable to replicate an old rendering style lol
found myself unable to replicate an old rendering style lol
Suddenly Vance is unable to attend this time. “Security reasons.”
April 19, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Suddenly Vance is unable to attend this time. “Security reasons.”
If you’re unable to schedule an MRI later this year, blame Trump. 😡
March 23, 2026 at 10:16 PM
If you’re unable to schedule an MRI later this year, blame Trump. 😡
unable to conceptualize themselves as anything other than "the responsible adult"
September 24, 2026 at 2:39 AM
unable to conceptualize themselves as anything other than "the responsible adult"
Absolutely unable to focus today.
September 27, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Absolutely unable to focus today.
Fuck a bluesky blackout, we need a whiteout. Cum everywhere, a week of moderators being unable to escape The Cum.
September 21, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Fuck a bluesky blackout, we need a whiteout. Cum everywhere, a week of moderators being unable to escape The Cum.
September 24, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Prosecutors Unable To Attend Live Nation Trial After Scalpers Buy Every Ticket https://theonion.com/prosecutors-unable-to-attend-live-nation-trial-after-scalpers-buy-every-ticket/
March 6, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Prosecutors Unable To Attend Live Nation Trial After Scalpers Buy Every Ticket https://theonion.com/prosecutors-unable-to-attend-live-nation-trial-after-scalpers-buy-every-ticket/
Insurance rates up $2000.
Food benefits cut off.
Farmers unable to sell their crops.
Skyrocketing national debt.
$40 billion to Argentina.
America First!
Food benefits cut off.
Farmers unable to sell their crops.
Skyrocketing national debt.
$40 billion to Argentina.
America First!
October 15, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Insurance rates up $2000.
Food benefits cut off.
Farmers unable to sell their crops.
Skyrocketing national debt.
$40 billion to Argentina.
America First!
Food benefits cut off.
Farmers unable to sell their crops.
Skyrocketing national debt.
$40 billion to Argentina.
America First!
Merle, one who unable to escape her military fate.
January 22, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Merle, one who unable to escape her military fate.
You know, there is a constitutional mechanism to remove a president who is unable to discharge the duties of his office.
September 9, 2026 at 2:57 AM
You know, there is a constitutional mechanism to remove a president who is unable to discharge the duties of his office.