Drug Use Down Among Uncool Kids https://theonion.com/drug-use-down-among-uncool-kids-1819564478/
September 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Drug Use Down Among Uncool Kids https://theonion.com/drug-use-down-among-uncool-kids-1819564478/
I think Mark Zuckerberg might be a kinda uncool dude…
January 8, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I think Mark Zuckerberg might be a kinda uncool dude…
looking this uncool smoking cigarettes is genuinely impressive in its own way
May 4, 2026 at 4:30 PM
looking this uncool smoking cigarettes is genuinely impressive in its own way
Imagine being a kid this uncool
February 21, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Imagine being a kid this uncool
Be cool. Don’t be all, like, uncool.
May 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Be cool. Don’t be all, like, uncool.
Really should have stuck with calling them creepy, uncool, goofy weirdos.
August 11, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Really should have stuck with calling them creepy, uncool, goofy weirdos.
Annoying dork Elon Musk made it deeply uncool to get a thrill from space travel.
Thank you, NASA, for fixing that with Artemis II.
Thank you, NASA, for fixing that with Artemis II.
April 7, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Annoying dork Elon Musk made it deeply uncool to get a thrill from space travel.
Thank you, NASA, for fixing that with Artemis II.
Thank you, NASA, for fixing that with Artemis II.
It’s really funny that you can amass hundreds of billions of dollars, and still
Be desperately uncool and dull. I know that’s gotta hurt.
Be desperately uncool and dull. I know that’s gotta hurt.
September 15, 2025 at 3:10 PM
It’s really funny that you can amass hundreds of billions of dollars, and still
Be desperately uncool and dull. I know that’s gotta hurt.
Be desperately uncool and dull. I know that’s gotta hurt.
Feels like we’re watching the endgame of a decades-long project on the right to make it uncool to understand stuff
April 9, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Feels like we’re watching the endgame of a decades-long project on the right to make it uncool to understand stuff
Most uncool man in history has some thoughts about what is uncool.
“.. He also expressed dismay over the reputational hit his companies took: ‘People were burning Teslas. Why would you do that? That’s really uncool.’”
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May 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Most uncool man in history has some thoughts about what is uncool.
i hate these cultists. they are making cults uncool.
September 17, 2026 at 6:07 PM
i hate these cultists. they are making cults uncool.
Keep Bluesky Uncool
April 3, 2024 at 12:46 AM
Keep Bluesky Uncool
It's all happening.
Uncool people getting to talk ALMOST FAMOUS.
Ok, ok @sepinwall.bsky.social is part of the uncool in the coolest way
Uncool people getting to talk ALMOST FAMOUS.
Ok, ok @sepinwall.bsky.social is part of the uncool in the coolest way
Loved getting to go on one of my favorite podcasts, Unspooled, to talk with @theamynicholson.bsky.social about one of my favorite movies, Almost Famous. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...
September 25, 2026 at 2:25 PM
It's all happening.
Uncool people getting to talk ALMOST FAMOUS.
Ok, ok @sepinwall.bsky.social is part of the uncool in the coolest way
Uncool people getting to talk ALMOST FAMOUS.
Ok, ok @sepinwall.bsky.social is part of the uncool in the coolest way
it’s like actually really uncool, man, that you won’t surrender to authoritarianism. stop being so square, man. you’re really killing the vibes, man.
Mike Johnson: "I cannot for the life of me understand how the Democrats think this is some kind of winning political message. Yield man! Let the troops come into your city and show how crime can be reduced."
September 9, 2025 at 3:44 PM
it’s like actually really uncool, man, that you won’t surrender to authoritarianism. stop being so square, man. you’re really killing the vibes, man.
You know what used to be uncool in the United States? Being a royalist
February 19, 2025 at 7:49 PM
You know what used to be uncool in the United States? Being a royalist
Decades of public health messaging have failed to make smoking look as uncool as this picture does singlehandedly.
May 4, 2026 at 9:07 AM
Decades of public health messaging have failed to make smoking look as uncool as this picture does singlehandedly.
why would i, a 38 year old, ever care that a 24 year old thinks i am uncool?
i am uncool. being uncool and not caring is the best part of getting older.
being cool was mostly uncomfortable and expensive. being uncool is chill as hell.
i am uncool. being uncool and not caring is the best part of getting older.
being cool was mostly uncomfortable and expensive. being uncool is chill as hell.
May 8, 2025 at 3:35 PM
why would i, a 38 year old, ever care that a 24 year old thinks i am uncool?
i am uncool. being uncool and not caring is the best part of getting older.
being cool was mostly uncomfortable and expensive. being uncool is chill as hell.
i am uncool. being uncool and not caring is the best part of getting older.
being cool was mostly uncomfortable and expensive. being uncool is chill as hell.
Snoop Dogg went from cool to uncool faster than you can say Uncle Tom.
January 19, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Snoop Dogg went from cool to uncool faster than you can say Uncle Tom.
Zuck is such a huge loser he made SUNGLASSES UNCOOL
September 19, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Zuck is such a huge loser he made SUNGLASSES UNCOOL
Her response video where she calls them a bunch of fucking uncool losers is solid. Top officials like Stephen Miller are highly sensitive to being perceived as uncool. He actually cares a Ton and that explains basically the entire trajectory of his life and work
Swedish singer Zara Larsson condemned the White House for using her song “Midnight Sun” in a video showing authorities detaining immigrants, calling it “so dehumanizing.”
Zara Larsson Condemns White House For Using Her Song In ICE Deportation Video: ‘I’m Just Sad’
Swedish singer Zara Larsson condemned the White House for using her song “Midnight Sun” in a video showing authorities detaining immigrants, calling it “so dehumanizing.”
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September 18, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Her response video where she calls them a bunch of fucking uncool losers is solid. Top officials like Stephen Miller are highly sensitive to being perceived as uncool. He actually cares a Ton and that explains basically the entire trajectory of his life and work
wearing pants is uncool
November 9, 2024 at 5:43 AM
wearing pants is uncool
Stephen Miller is upset because "elderly white hippies" are showing too much energy opposing his fascism. Uncool, man.
Stephen Miller: "All these demonstrators that you've seen out here in recent days, all these elderly white hippies, they're not part of the city and never have been ... we're gonna ignore these stupid white hippies that all need to go home and take a nap because they're all over 90 years old."
August 20, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Stephen Miller is upset because "elderly white hippies" are showing too much energy opposing his fascism. Uncool, man.
Imagine sucking so much that you made doing drugs uncool
May 30, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Imagine sucking so much that you made doing drugs uncool