Have I mentioned Matt Gaetz paid underage hookers?
Because Matt Gaetz paid underage hooker.
All the MAGA bleating about pedophiles is raw, steamy projection.
Because Matt Gaetz paid underage hooker.
All the MAGA bleating about pedophiles is raw, steamy projection.
November 16, 2024 at 3:10 AM
Have I mentioned Matt Gaetz paid underage hookers?
Because Matt Gaetz paid underage hooker.
All the MAGA bleating about pedophiles is raw, steamy projection.
Because Matt Gaetz paid underage hooker.
All the MAGA bleating about pedophiles is raw, steamy projection.
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Epstein was a wealthy financier, who was charged with paying dozens of underage women over many years for sex. He died in a jail cell in 2019 while awaiting trial on sex-trafficking charges.
Florida is releasing Jeffrey Epstein's grand jury report
Jeffrey Epstein was a wealthy financier, who was charged with paying dozens of underage women over many years for sex. He died in a jail cell in 2019 while awaiting trial on sex-trafficking charges.
www.npr.org
February 29, 2024 at 9:51 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Stop saying underage women.
They are children.
They are children.
February 3, 2026 at 7:51 AM
Stop saying underage women.
They are children.
They are children.
Professional courtesy between people who rape underage children.
December 25, 2024 at 1:53 AM
Professional courtesy between people who rape underage children.
Stop calling children “underage women”
December 5, 2024 at 8:56 PM
Stop calling children “underage women”
Cop Posing As Underage Girl Online Falls In Love With Pedophile https://theonion.com/cop-posing-as-underage-girl-online-falls-in-love-with-pedophile/
December 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Cop Posing As Underage Girl Online Falls In Love With Pedophile https://theonion.com/cop-posing-as-underage-girl-online-falls-in-love-with-pedophile/
Damn even the island underage.
September 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Damn even the island underage.
"UNDERAGE WOMEN" ARE GIRLS
"UNDERAGE WOMEN" ARE CHILDREN
thank you for your attention to this matter
"UNDERAGE WOMEN" ARE CHILDREN
thank you for your attention to this matter
November 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM
"UNDERAGE WOMEN" ARE GIRLS
"UNDERAGE WOMEN" ARE CHILDREN
thank you for your attention to this matter
"UNDERAGE WOMEN" ARE CHILDREN
thank you for your attention to this matter
Cop Posing As Underage Girl Online Falls In Love With Pedophile
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March 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Cop Posing As Underage Girl Online Falls In Love With Pedophile
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They better release the report on Matt Gaetz sex trafficking underage girls.
November 14, 2024 at 9:34 PM
They better release the report on Matt Gaetz sex trafficking underage girls.
Underage wasn't accidental: underage was *the entire point*.
December 19, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Underage wasn't accidental: underage was *the entire point*.
For the Epsteinth time, an 'underage woman' is called a CHILD.
Thanks for coming to my Pred Talk.
Thanks for coming to my Pred Talk.
July 22, 2025 at 2:58 PM
For the Epsteinth time, an 'underage woman' is called a CHILD.
Thanks for coming to my Pred Talk.
Thanks for coming to my Pred Talk.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but sex with an underage girl is called STATUTORY RAPE.
Can we stop sanitizing it please?
Can we stop sanitizing it please?
December 24, 2024 at 8:32 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but sex with an underage girl is called STATUTORY RAPE.
Can we stop sanitizing it please?
Can we stop sanitizing it please?
Trump Wakes From Beautiful Dream Kissing Underage Girl To Find Face Being Licked By St. Bernard https://theonion.com/trump-wakes-from-beautiful-dream-kissing-underage-girl-to-find-face-being-licked-by-st-bernard/
March 23, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Trump Wakes From Beautiful Dream Kissing Underage Girl To Find Face Being Licked By St. Bernard https://theonion.com/trump-wakes-from-beautiful-dream-kissing-underage-girl-to-find-face-being-licked-by-st-bernard/
New Epstein Estate Photo Shows Trump Waterskiing In Pyramid Formation With Underage Girls
March 27, 2026 at 3:36 PM
New Epstein Estate Photo Shows Trump Waterskiing In Pyramid Formation With Underage Girls
reminder: Jeffrey Epstein invoked the Fifth when asked about Trump and underage girls
January 31, 2026 at 10:03 PM
reminder: Jeffrey Epstein invoked the Fifth when asked about Trump and underage girls
Underage Against the Machine
June 13, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Underage Against the Machine
Do you think if the report DIDNT say Matt Gaetz paid an underage girl for rape, the GOP would vote no on releasing?
Hmmm
Hmmm
November 21, 2024 at 2:01 PM
Do you think if the report DIDNT say Matt Gaetz paid an underage girl for rape, the GOP would vote no on releasing?
Hmmm
Hmmm
Gaetz counted his underage chickens before they hatched.
November 14, 2024 at 2:28 AM
Gaetz counted his underage chickens before they hatched.
How do you ‘steal’ underage girls from Mar-a-Lago?
July 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
How do you ‘steal’ underage girls from Mar-a-Lago?
REMEMBER: There's no such thing as "underage women." They're called "children."
ALSO REMEMBER: There's no such thing as "sex with underage women." It's called "rape."
ALSO REMEMBER: There's no such thing as "sex with underage women." It's called "rape."
February 28, 2025 at 12:39 AM
REMEMBER: There's no such thing as "underage women." They're called "children."
ALSO REMEMBER: There's no such thing as "sex with underage women." It's called "rape."
ALSO REMEMBER: There's no such thing as "sex with underage women." It's called "rape."
Drake likes underage girls
February 17, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Drake likes underage girls
If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, denies it fucks underage ducks, is mentioned 5000 times in secret documents about fucking underage ducks, is best friends with other underage duck fuckers & holds a competition to find the prettiest underage ducks, it's Donald the Duck Fucker. 🐤🦆
February 4, 2026 at 9:59 AM
If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, denies it fucks underage ducks, is mentioned 5000 times in secret documents about fucking underage ducks, is best friends with other underage duck fuckers & holds a competition to find the prettiest underage ducks, it's Donald the Duck Fucker. 🐤🦆