There are no underaged women or underaged men - they are all children.
March 21, 2026 at 6:25 PM
There are no underaged women or underaged men - they are all children.
He raped underaged girls.
He raped grown women.
He virtually shat on America.
He’s currently assaulting The People’s House.
Release the Epstein Files.
He raped grown women.
He virtually shat on America.
He’s currently assaulting The People’s House.
Release the Epstein Files.
October 22, 2025 at 12:19 AM
He raped underaged girls.
He raped grown women.
He virtually shat on America.
He’s currently assaulting The People’s House.
Release the Epstein Files.
He raped grown women.
He virtually shat on America.
He’s currently assaulting The People’s House.
Release the Epstein Files.
He forgot to add
*underaged girls
to things he care about more than Crimea.
*underaged girls
to things he care about more than Crimea.
December 28, 2024 at 9:50 PM
He forgot to add
*underaged girls
to things he care about more than Crimea.
*underaged girls
to things he care about more than Crimea.
for some added context; this painting was of Picasso’s underaged muse
July 24, 2025 at 3:18 AM
for some added context; this painting was of Picasso’s underaged muse
Hush little Donnie don’t make a scene
Kash is gonna bring you an underaged teen
Kash is gonna bring you an underaged teen
Trump is about to hit REM on camera during an Oval Office event. It's just incredible.
April 23, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Hush little Donnie don’t make a scene
Kash is gonna bring you an underaged teen
Kash is gonna bring you an underaged teen
The guy who has been alleged to have trafficked underaged women just called me a "Beta Male".
Ironic.
Ironic.
February 2, 2025 at 1:39 PM
The guy who has been alleged to have trafficked underaged women just called me a "Beta Male".
Ironic.
Ironic.
Elon Musk Forms Department Of Underaged Clowns Harming Everything (DOUCHE)
February 22, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Elon Musk Forms Department Of Underaged Clowns Harming Everything (DOUCHE)
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Musk Forms Dept. Of Underaged Clowns Harming Everything (DOUCHE)
He boasted that he was “taking DOGE to the next level.”
open.substack.com
February 24, 2025 at 3:31 PM
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
“Underaged women” is the biggest oxymoron in the history of the world.
He didn’t “have sex” with “underaged women”, he raped children.
He didn’t “have sex” with “underaged women”, he raped children.
November 15, 2025 at 4:38 AM
“Underaged women” is the biggest oxymoron in the history of the world.
He didn’t “have sex” with “underaged women”, he raped children.
He didn’t “have sex” with “underaged women”, he raped children.
the single most upsetting thing these guys are hearing in universities is "stop trying to sleep with underaged women"
March 22, 2025 at 9:18 PM
the single most upsetting thing these guys are hearing in universities is "stop trying to sleep with underaged women"
And if that underaged teen gets sick
Bobby is gonna bring you a raccoon dick
Bobby is gonna bring you a raccoon dick
April 23, 2026 at 7:49 PM
And if that underaged teen gets sick
Bobby is gonna bring you a raccoon dick
Bobby is gonna bring you a raccoon dick
HE STOLE MY UNDERAGED SPA GIRLS!
THEY WERE MINE.
THEY WERE MINE.
1/ Important:
"Epstein was actually still on the Mar-a-Lago membership logs up to 2007. ... That of course is a year after Jeffrey Epstein's arrest in Florida."
So Trump didn't kick him out for many years after knowing Epstein 'stole' Virginia Giuffre from MAL in 2000.
🧵
"Epstein was actually still on the Mar-a-Lago membership logs up to 2007. ... That of course is a year after Jeffrey Epstein's arrest in Florida."
So Trump didn't kick him out for many years after knowing Epstein 'stole' Virginia Giuffre from MAL in 2000.
🧵
July 30, 2025 at 12:13 AM
HE STOLE MY UNDERAGED SPA GIRLS!
THEY WERE MINE.
THEY WERE MINE.
The correct term for "underaged women" is "girls"
If they're underaged, they are not in fact "women." They are "girls."
I hope this helps.
If they're underaged, they are not in fact "women." They are "girls."
I hope this helps.
December 12, 2025 at 5:58 PM
The correct term for "underaged women" is "girls"
If they're underaged, they are not in fact "women." They are "girls."
I hope this helps.
If they're underaged, they are not in fact "women." They are "girls."
I hope this helps.
Trump touches underaged girls UNLESS they have a gun.
August 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Trump touches underaged girls UNLESS they have a gun.
Trump sending your adult children to war so he can enjoy focusing on your underaged ones
March 2, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Trump sending your adult children to war so he can enjoy focusing on your underaged ones
There's no such thing as an underaged woman. That's called a girl.
August 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM
There's no such thing as an underaged woman. That's called a girl.
Neither Jeffrey Epstein nor Vladimir Putin ever supplied me with underaged girls.
by Donald Krasnoff
by Donald Krasnoff
July 16, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Neither Jeffrey Epstein nor Vladimir Putin ever supplied me with underaged girls.
by Donald Krasnoff
by Donald Krasnoff
Felony for touching reflecting pool - yes
Felony for touching underaged girls - no
Felony for touching underaged girls - no
July 9, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Felony for touching reflecting pool - yes
Felony for touching underaged girls - no
Felony for touching underaged girls - no
The controversy is not merely that Matt Gaetz raped underaged girls.
The controversy is not even just that Donald Trump wants to make this sex predator attorney general.
The controversy is that the entire GOP is OK with that.
The controversy is not even just that Donald Trump wants to make this sex predator attorney general.
The controversy is that the entire GOP is OK with that.
November 21, 2024 at 1:28 PM
The controversy is not merely that Matt Gaetz raped underaged girls.
The controversy is not even just that Donald Trump wants to make this sex predator attorney general.
The controversy is that the entire GOP is OK with that.
The controversy is not even just that Donald Trump wants to make this sex predator attorney general.
The controversy is that the entire GOP is OK with that.
wtf is an "underaged child"
October 11, 2024 at 8:41 PM
wtf is an "underaged child"
I cannot release the Epstein Files because of my deep concern for the privacy of my underaged friends.
by Donald Trump
by Donald Trump
July 18, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I cannot release the Epstein Files because of my deep concern for the privacy of my underaged friends.
by Donald Trump
by Donald Trump
Sadly she isn’t underaged enough for President Trump.
October 10, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Sadly she isn’t underaged enough for President Trump.
Congratulations to Pam Bondi on being the second choice behind an underaged sex trafficker
November 22, 2024 at 6:43 PM
Congratulations to Pam Bondi on being the second choice behind an underaged sex trafficker
Announcement —
DOGE was officially renamed as: Department of Underaged Clowns Harming Everything (DOUCHE). credit Andy Borowitz 😊
DOGE was officially renamed as: Department of Underaged Clowns Harming Everything (DOUCHE). credit Andy Borowitz 😊
February 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Announcement —
DOGE was officially renamed as: Department of Underaged Clowns Harming Everything (DOUCHE). credit Andy Borowitz 😊
DOGE was officially renamed as: Department of Underaged Clowns Harming Everything (DOUCHE). credit Andy Borowitz 😊