Mayhaps the solution is underdesk support
October 27, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Mayhaps the solution is underdesk support
Alles da, was man braucht: Mentale Unterstützung, underdesk Reserve Aldebaran Whisky und was gegen Kater wenn das grüne Zeug zu gut geschmeckt hat zu.
October 28, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Alles da, was man braucht: Mentale Unterstützung, underdesk Reserve Aldebaran Whisky und was gegen Kater wenn das grüne Zeug zu gut geschmeckt hat zu.
A series of 3-4 close-up shots of Tom Nook's groin throughout the day.
Morning wood, under his desk, restroom rendezvous, midnight stress relief, etc.
The important one for me in that set is the underdesk, bet he'd have contracts with photos on them that only his junk would get to see down there.
Morning wood, under his desk, restroom rendezvous, midnight stress relief, etc.
The important one for me in that set is the underdesk, bet he'd have contracts with photos on them that only his junk would get to see down there.
October 26, 2026 at 10:08 PM
A series of 3-4 close-up shots of Tom Nook's groin throughout the day.
Morning wood, under his desk, restroom rendezvous, midnight stress relief, etc.
The important one for me in that set is the underdesk, bet he'd have contracts with photos on them that only his junk would get to see down there.
Morning wood, under his desk, restroom rendezvous, midnight stress relief, etc.
The important one for me in that set is the underdesk, bet he'd have contracts with photos on them that only his junk would get to see down there.
Me me me me me! *scampers under and curl into my underdesk bed* :3
October 25, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Me me me me me! *scampers under and curl into my underdesk bed* :3
Briefly, you wondered.. what if Humans weren't tiny? How'd your relationship with her work out?
Honestly, you'd still almost-certainly be underfoot, underdesk~
Honestly, you'd still almost-certainly be underfoot, underdesk~
October 25, 2026 at 10:45 AM
Briefly, you wondered.. what if Humans weren't tiny? How'd your relationship with her work out?
Honestly, you'd still almost-certainly be underfoot, underdesk~
Honestly, you'd still almost-certainly be underfoot, underdesk~
✏️ Underdesk, Underfoot~
⚠️ Feet/Footplay/Micro-Macro
Back in the 1990s, computers were starting to become much more mainstream; appearing in at least half of all households in the country.
Even your family had one.. not that you could physically use it. But then your girlfriend asked to use it.
⚠️ Feet/Footplay/Micro-Macro
Back in the 1990s, computers were starting to become much more mainstream; appearing in at least half of all households in the country.
Even your family had one.. not that you could physically use it. But then your girlfriend asked to use it.
October 25, 2026 at 10:15 AM
✏️ Underdesk, Underfoot~
⚠️ Feet/Footplay/Micro-Macro
Back in the 1990s, computers were starting to become much more mainstream; appearing in at least half of all households in the country.
Even your family had one.. not that you could physically use it. But then your girlfriend asked to use it.
⚠️ Feet/Footplay/Micro-Macro
Back in the 1990s, computers were starting to become much more mainstream; appearing in at least half of all households in the country.
Even your family had one.. not that you could physically use it. But then your girlfriend asked to use it.
This post-it used to be on my underdesk for years, it tickles me because I think about the Pagliacci story pretty constantly.
@flophousepodcast.com did a little vivisection the other day and I heard it while on a walk and was the happiest girl in whole US of A. A treat:
overcast.fm/+93nIUNPI/49...
@flophousepodcast.com did a little vivisection the other day and I heard it while on a walk and was the happiest girl in whole US of A. A treat:
overcast.fm/+93nIUNPI/49...
October 21, 2026 at 8:25 PM
This post-it used to be on my underdesk for years, it tickles me because I think about the Pagliacci story pretty constantly.
@flophousepodcast.com did a little vivisection the other day and I heard it while on a walk and was the happiest girl in whole US of A. A treat:
overcast.fm/+93nIUNPI/49...
@flophousepodcast.com did a little vivisection the other day and I heard it while on a walk and was the happiest girl in whole US of A. A treat:
overcast.fm/+93nIUNPI/49...
The Dare - Gum Underdesk
Dawn Radio with Clifton May
2026-10-19 06:47 NZDT
Dawn Radio with Clifton May
2026-10-19 06:47 NZDT
October 18, 2026 at 5:47 PM
The Dare - Gum Underdesk
Dawn Radio with Clifton May
2026-10-19 06:47 NZDT
Dawn Radio with Clifton May
2026-10-19 06:47 NZDT
October 16, 2026 at 8:20 PM
The underdesk portion of the selection process mustn't have gone that well for him.
October 13, 2026 at 2:45 PM
The underdesk portion of the selection process mustn't have gone that well for him.
See? This is why having an underdesk assistant is needed 👀
October 10, 2026 at 4:43 PM
See? This is why having an underdesk assistant is needed 👀
In need of some underdesk service. Don't be shy~
October 8, 2026 at 11:39 PM
In need of some underdesk service. Don't be shy~
IoN, I have:
1) mailed our ballots (in person, at the post office)
2) bought 2 more sheets of Lowrider stamps
3) picked up stepdad's Gavilyte
4) scored a fresh-out-of-the-oven rotisserie chicken
5) did 30 mins on the underdesk elliptical (2nd round for the day)
1) mailed our ballots (in person, at the post office)
2) bought 2 more sheets of Lowrider stamps
3) picked up stepdad's Gavilyte
4) scored a fresh-out-of-the-oven rotisserie chicken
5) did 30 mins on the underdesk elliptical (2nd round for the day)
October 8, 2026 at 5:28 PM
IoN, I have:
1) mailed our ballots (in person, at the post office)
2) bought 2 more sheets of Lowrider stamps
3) picked up stepdad's Gavilyte
4) scored a fresh-out-of-the-oven rotisserie chicken
5) did 30 mins on the underdesk elliptical (2nd round for the day)
1) mailed our ballots (in person, at the post office)
2) bought 2 more sheets of Lowrider stamps
3) picked up stepdad's Gavilyte
4) scored a fresh-out-of-the-oven rotisserie chicken
5) did 30 mins on the underdesk elliptical (2nd round for the day)
Underdesk support is the most important
October 7, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Underdesk support is the most important
maybe you just need some... underdesk support 🥺
October 6, 2026 at 7:35 PM
maybe you just need some... underdesk support 🥺
Peak and based. DO NOT resist him. Also, he doesn’t have to ever worry about remembering to rub one out. That's my job as his underdesk assistant~
October 6, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Peak and based. DO NOT resist him. Also, he doesn’t have to ever worry about remembering to rub one out. That's my job as his underdesk assistant~
If I hear "What about melatonin?" again.
Especially after the new report (people were taking way too much if it).
Or "excersise more" when my heartrate is sky high with insomnia.
Like, sorry, I already pedaled my underdesk bike for as long as possible today.
<_<
Especially after the new report (people were taking way too much if it).
Or "excersise more" when my heartrate is sky high with insomnia.
Like, sorry, I already pedaled my underdesk bike for as long as possible today.
<_<
October 6, 2026 at 10:26 AM
If I hear "What about melatonin?" again.
Especially after the new report (people were taking way too much if it).
Or "excersise more" when my heartrate is sky high with insomnia.
Like, sorry, I already pedaled my underdesk bike for as long as possible today.
<_<
Especially after the new report (people were taking way too much if it).
Or "excersise more" when my heartrate is sky high with insomnia.
Like, sorry, I already pedaled my underdesk bike for as long as possible today.
<_<
everybody wants to be the underdesk service pet until the OL mommy dommy needs to pee but has to keep working because she's on a deadline
October 4, 2026 at 4:41 AM
everybody wants to be the underdesk service pet until the OL mommy dommy needs to pee but has to keep working because she's on a deadline
POV your under my desk like the view? #underdesk #bludg
October 3, 2026 at 11:48 PM
POV your under my desk like the view? #underdesk #bludg
you need an underdesk pet
September 29, 2026 at 10:37 PM
you need an underdesk pet
Missing CEO to drooling underdesk cumdump secretary pipeline. Complete with faded missing persons poster to appreciate how unrecognizable they are now~
September 29, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Missing CEO to drooling underdesk cumdump secretary pipeline. Complete with faded missing persons poster to appreciate how unrecognizable they are now~
Got an underdesk elliptical today to try and get some consistent exercise while I work. Pedaled for an hour at a higher rate (to catch up yanno) while I was doing the normal Work Stuff and stood up to get some more tea. My legs vehemently disagreed with the assignment and went on strike for a bit. 🫠
September 23, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Got an underdesk elliptical today to try and get some consistent exercise while I work. Pedaled for an hour at a higher rate (to catch up yanno) while I was doing the normal Work Stuff and stood up to get some more tea. My legs vehemently disagreed with the assignment and went on strike for a bit. 🫠